Re: Rumor Mill

by **Feral / Blackfall** Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:50 am

"So the covered walkway between Trade and Old Town is scorched the whole way through--walls, floors, ceiling. No real word on why. Something about death knights, and plague, and bombs. Kept hearing some guy talking about 'Molotovs and Magic.'"

- Random Street Guard #12

by **siegmund** Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:56 am

"Rumors are there was a meeting held by some Nobles and Private investors with a few other unnamed figures, one of their advisors was sent to the Garrison, who knows for what reason."

-Beggar, when you give him one copper coin/food/a threthening punch for information/

by **Tuomas/Decurius** Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:42 am

Feral wrote:
"So the covered walkway between Trade and Old Town is scorched the whole way through--walls, floors, ceiling. No real word on why. Something about death knights, and plague, and bombs. Kept hearing some guy talking about 'Molotovs and Magic.'"

- Random Street Guard #12

((Did Timmy actually blow up the walkway? o.O'))

by **Elrua** Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:10 pm

There was a real commotion within the Lamb. Apparently some light-dogs managed to kill an Elf with the Light itself! Goodness knows why, or how that happened, but rumors say that they got a good beating for it!

by **Vaell** Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:20 pm

Feral wrote:
"So the covered walkway between Trade and Old Town is scorched the whole way through--walls, floors, ceiling. No real word on why. Something about death knights, and plague, and bombs. Kept hearing some guy talking about 'Molotovs and Magic.'"

- Random Street Guard #12

(( Haha! I am so using the name Molotovs and Magic for a film title. ))

by **Feral / Blackfall** Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:37 am

((Molotovs and Magic is Timmy Deneton's name for it Very Happy

Dec: Timmy and Vaell combined molotov firebombs and fire magic to literally cook the interior of the tunnel, keeping the flames going for long enough that it was an oven. Medieval "disinfecting" at its finest!))

by **Gogol** Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:58 am

Feral wrote:
"So the covered walkway between Trade and Old Town is scorched the whole way through--walls, floors, ceiling. No real word on why. Something about death knights, and plague, and bombs. Kept hearing some guy talking about 'Molotovs and Magic.'"

- Random Street Guard #12

(( WoWWiki - Molotov Cocktail That scorching must have been super swift))

by **Humphry** Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:03 am

Rumors are swiftly spreading through the Goblin Cartels of a Human ship turning up at Bogpaddle and opening fire upon the settlement, destroying an orphanage of small Goblin children who were sleeping in their beds.

by **Ralegh** Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:06 am

Humphry wrote:Rumors are swiftly spreading through the Goblin Cartels of a Human ship turning up at Bogpaddle and opening fire upon the settlement, destroying an orphanage of small Goblin children who were sleeping in their beds.

((allways personally imagined goblins to have more sweatshops than orphanages))

by **Timna** Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:18 am

Darkshire guards seem to be talking about a recent influx of sudden innocent critter deaths, ranging from cockroaches to wolves. They seem almost split in half, should anyone see any of them.

by **Feral / Blackfall** Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:10 am

Gogol wrote:(( WoWWiki - Molotov Cocktail That scorching must have been super swift))

To requote:

Feral wrote:((Molotovs and Magic is Timmy Deneton's name for it Dec: Timmy and Vaell combined molotov firebombs and fire magic to literally cook the interior of the tunnel, keeping the flames going for long enough that it was an oven. Medieval "disinfecting" at its finest!))

by **erwtenpeller** Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:21 pm

Humphry wrote:Rumors are swiftly spreading through the Goblin Cartels of a Human ship turning up at Bogpaddle and opening fire upon the settlement, destroying an orphanage of small Goblin children who were sleeping in their beds.

(( Prepare to eat fizzlecrack-brand mini-mana-bombs, fiend! ))

by **Humphry** Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:35 pm

((

Tjib/Oragg wrote:
Humphry wrote:Rumors are swiftly spreading through the Goblin Cartels of a Human ship turning up at Bogpaddle and opening fire upon the settlement, destroying an orphanage of small Goblin children who were sleeping in their beds.
((allways personally imagined goblins to have more sweatshops than orphanages))

It was a random rolled building. The shot was aimed at a large Goblin angry mob, sadly not every noble should be allowed to fire a canon after they've been drinking aboard a ship.

erwtenpeller wrote:
Humphry wrote:Rumors are swiftly spreading through the Goblin Cartels of a Human ship turning up at Bogpaddle and opening fire upon the settlement, destroying an orphanage of small Goblin children who were sleeping in their beds.
(( Prepare to eat fizzlecrack-brand mini-mana-bombs, fiend! ))

I do think I would OOCly run a mile if confronted by Goblin Deli! ))

by **Zalissa** Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:17 am

Pfft! That's a lame excuse Humph, pirates do it all the time! ))

by **Tuomas/Decurius** Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:41 am

-Yesterday night-

Random citizen drinking his ale in a bar, peering at the bartender.

"Hey! Have you been at the Cathedral? After the ceremony?"

The bartender narrows his eyes, cleaning the glasses.

"Nah! No time to waste praying the Light, I've a work to do!"

"Pity, was quite a show. Apparently a self righteous paladin was able to make a death knight brush and scrub the whole stairs leading to the place! Never been happier, honestly. Oddly, there were people helping him. A certain Feral, among the others. Dunno him."

"Bah. If I was a paladin, I would've just tossed him in a bath of holy water and left him there."

"Sure. Your parents died from the Scourge, right?"

"Drink your ale and go home."

As the bartender darkens his expression, the customer empties his mug as fast as he can, pays and leaves the place.

Other customers could swear they heard the bartender muttering something about 'ignorant zealots'.

by **Rae Wulfgnar** Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:40 pm

(You forgot the part where some-one threw a tomato at him!)

by **Tuomas/Decurius** Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:39 pm

Wulfgnar wrote:(You forgot the part where some-one threw a tomato at him!)

((Didn't tell the name of the customer on purpose! Very Happy

))

by **Aadaria-Ioanna** Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:24 am

I heard someone sneaking around the Blades bar late at night..So I went to look, some woman dressed in all black spoke to another woman about how the Blades might throw eggs at the Abbey but they would not sink as low... I dont know if there was any egg throwing though.. But I never in my life expected to see what must have been Anethionean women.. Placing flowers all around the entrance to the pig and whistle.. And it wasnt black roses or nothing.. It was wildflowers in soo many different colors.. I almost felt.. happy.... Imagine that... happy... me!

by **Rmuffn** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:41 am

Aadaria-Ioanna wrote:
I heard someone sneaking around the Blades bar late at night..So I went to look, some woman dressed in all black spoke to another woman about how the Blades might throw eggs at the Abbey but they would not sink as low... I dont know if there was any egg throwing though.. But I never in my life expected to see what must have been Anethionean women.. Placing flowers all around the entrance to the pig and whistle.. And it wasnt black roses or nothing.. It was wildflowers in soo many different colors.. I almost felt.. happy.... Imagine that... happy... me!

((And so the Tushui seeds are sown!))

by **Azarion** Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:28 am

"Swear I saw a black shape on the Northshire Abbey spire.
Looked.. humanoid."

by **erwtenpeller** Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:57 am

Worgen ain't that special no more.

by **Elrua** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:36 am

"Did you see that?"
"Did I see what?"
"That woman just... humped a wall!"
"...Have you been dreaming again?"
"No! I mean it!"
"Yeah... Whatever"
"No, really! Her that just spoke to that Draenei! With the Elf!"
"Mhm...!"

by **Eve** Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:22 am

Zryse wrote:
"That woman just... humped a wall!"

"He said it wus for science!"

by **Elrua** Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:08 pm

(( XD Good times! ))

by **Humphry** Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:50 pm

Mutterings are spreading through the commoners of Stormwind regarding several missing people. They talk of groups of people in white and black robes brandishing dark tabards with the white Anethionian cross, they speak of how they take people from the streets, public places, even their own homes for private "corruption tests" with no regard for the laws of the Kingdom. To this day, none of these people have been seen again.

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