Rumor Mill

Rumors of a hasty portal opening that bellowed out a big fall of felflame and a battered goblin girl in a purple hat are spreading from the Orgrimmar Drag. A great deal about a Mak'gora and Shatter-skull traitors to the horde seep out with these rumors, in all kinds of shapes and forms.

Did you see that little pink hippie Gnome going around hanging up posters all over town? I don't manage to take her seriously with that squeeky voice and appearance, if anything she's more adorable than angry!

*Somewhere in Kun-Lai Summit*
Pandaren monk: 'This evening, friend, I beheld a grand tournament in the grounds of the Peak of Serenity! Those calling themselves orc fought each other - most peculiar in times of war, but perhaps there is reason to this method? Choosing the strongest, encouraging competition? What do you think, friend?'
Grummle merchant: 'Ah, good fortune! What's your luckydo?'
Pandaren monk: 'Pardon? I was asking whether you thought--'
Grummle merchant: 'You buy, yes-yes? You buy! Very small shiny cost!'
Pandaren monk: *broken sigh*

Rumours abound about the skirmishes in the Jade Forest last night... There seems to be division amongst the Horde forces, with some refusing to acknowledge the deal struck with the Alliance.

Orc Grunt #1: "So, the Marauder Chieftain killed the Kor'Kron assigned to 'em! Was all done proper like, rules o' the Mak'Gora obeyed an' all that. But, fings are lookin' a bit hairy for 'em. Bin summoned back to Orgrimmar an' they got in a blazin' row wiv the Red Blade."

Orc Grunt #2: Summoned back to Orgrimmar? Sounds like they might be in trouble..."

There seems to be a new head up on a spike at the gates to the city of Stormwind. It looks like Sophyra Bridlingtons head... just with horns.

Braiden wrote:

There seems to be a new head up on a spike at the gates to the city of Stormwind. It looks like Sophyra Bridlingtons head... just with horns.

Rumours going through Alliance forces, a Disciple in Silver armor is Missing in Action

Rumors are spreading out from Darkshire to nearby areas, that the mutilated corpse of a young girl was found, the head missing and blood seemed to have been drained

Rumour has it that the rumours of Sophyra Bridlington's death have been greatly exaggerated.

Rumor has it that Countess Linrya Ashebrook has bought a forge down at Darkshire, or maybe two, could have been one really big one. And now she either has hired or needs to hire men to run it. What would a Countess need with a forge?

Rumour has it that a Disciple by the name of Valten Grimaldus was found dead in the forest, a dead orc and two Hozen laying beside him. All his armour and weapons were missing.

Simaria wrote:

Rumour has it that a Disciple by the name of Valten Grimaldus was found dead in the forest, a dead orc and two Hozen laying beside him. All his armour and weapons were missing.

Simaria wrote:
Rumour has it that a Disciple by the name of Valten Grimaldus was found dead in the forest, a dead orc and two Hozen laying beside him. All his armour and weapons were missing.

With Valtens heart missing

Rumours has it that someone was seen somewhere shady and then something happened that made the shady person snap and killed someone shady after the shady person was commented on his shoes.

A conversation between two brewmasters traveling through the southern parts of the Jade Forest who stop by Pearlfin Village.

Brewmaster 1: Have you heard? The technique of sudden infatuation has been brought into practise.
Brewmaster 2: What, really?
Brewmaster 1: Yea, alledgedly it was done to break a stalemate in a brawl. With a wolf.
Brewmaster 2: ... What have you been drinking this time?

Shado-Pan #1: Did you see that shipment for Master Wulong?
Shado-Pan #2: Ah, more tea, no doubt? Wulongs love their tea.
Shado-Pan #1: No. It was medicine, from the Jade Forest Temple.
Shado-Pan #2: ...Medicine?
Shado-Pan #1: Yes. Medicine. Heart medicine.
Shado-Pan #2: We'd best keep this to ourselves.
Shado-Pan #1: I concur.

"I hear they're going after that necromancer again."

"Again? I hope they finally kill her this time."

Nothing have been heard for ages of Sadra Farendal, a Stormwindian researcher who employed herself to Dalaran months ago. A day before locking herself into research she had fainted for unknown reason, nor had she explained herself upon awakening. The medical experts suspected it to have something to do with her terrible physical condition, but it all is just assumptions.

Drustai wrote:

"I hear they're going after that necromancer again."

"Again? I hope they finally kill her this time."

Thomas: Come On give it back! Give it back!
Blake: No I shine HARDER!
Thomas: No I shine harder! far harder than you! give it back
Blake: Shine!
Thomas: Harder!

There have been rumors of eerie green lights shining out of Duskwood in the dead of night.