Rumor Mill

Melnerag wrote:

People of the Alliance! His Holiness Waldemar II has called a Crusade against the vicious trolls of Zul'kunda who raided Duskwood! Head to Raven Hill and enlist with the Crusade, the Vicar grants remission of sins and a share of spoils to those who join!

-Preached on the streets of Stormwind

A ship set sail from the Stormwind harbor tonight, suposedly to Pandaria. It is said the cap'n was one handed and the crew lively as well a group of people carring travel equiptment and backpacks.

A wounded paladin was brought in on gryphonback, accompanied by two Night Elves, from Duskwood late this morning. Stories were overheard of the fight: a group of death knights falling back as the combined powers of Light and Nature bombarded them, clinging to the shadows in their cowardice rather than pursue the battle further.

Torradan Goodwyn has been sighted, alive and well, training among the Anethionian's in Raven Hill.

Did you hear that Lady Foxworth had her child in Dalaran last night? I cant imagine how dreadful it must have been to give birth without a proper doctor.

Oh yes, a boy was it? Horrible way to come into the world. I think my daughter would be a perfect match for him when he comes of age tough.

Oh yes, heir to the Foxworth and Mistmantle estates is a promising future.

I heard that Professor Warrington has hired the warehouses that border the Harbour, making some sort of toy or magic or something. Thing is, folks keep on hearing minor explosions coming from the area.

Guard of Refuge point running with haste to report to their officer.

1#: Sir, Sir!
2#: Soldier, why have you abandoned your post?!
1#: I saw a Dragon!
2#: What the Fel moves in your head, Soldier?! There are no Dragons in Arathi Highlands!
1#: But...Sir! This was a Skeleta Dragon!
2#: Oh please, the story just gets better and better
1#: It was fighting in the skies against a smaller dark form clinging on it. Then it cra-
2#: SHUT UP you Incompetent fool! I do now know what you have been drinking on duty, but i am not interested in your fairy tales as long as there is a single soldier of the Horde standing, is that clear?!
1#: ....yes.
2#: Yes -what-?!
1#: Yes sir...

*A large crater 40yrds by diameter can indeed be found in Arathi Highlands just east of Boulder'gor and north of the large tree. Traces of unbound arcane and Fel linger in the air, molten rock and huge clawmarks some way north of it. The huge tree closeby is badly damaged by something large that dropped from the skies to where the crater itself is. The Crater radiates arcane energy, and judging by the blast-marks was done by a sort of explosion. Whoever fought there or their remains are no longer to be found, with the exception of small bits of bone attached to the molten rock north of the crater.

It seems the people of Eastvale and it's surrounding lands are beginning a week long celebration including feasting, drinking and dancing in celebration Lord Beaumont's recent marriage. Apparently he's even been given the use of servants from a near by nobles estate so his own are able to join in the merriment.

A small accompaniment guards in the colours of House Beaumont were seen leaving Eastvale this morning with a large chest. Apparently it contained a five hundred gold donation to the Stormwind Cathedral in the name of some Brother Jeremias, didn't think he was employed by that house.

Death Knights and those susceptible to the effects of Holy Water may wish to note that the area directly in front of the steps leading into the Pig and Whistle has been blessed and abundantly infused with Holy Water.

Archmage Arenfel has been repeatedly sighted heading to the graveyard behind Stormwind's Cathedral, twice a day like clockwork. At dusk and dawn, kneeling before a grave for hours before leaving.

Archmage Arenfel has supposedly converted to Anethion.

Farelin/Dijie wrote:

Death Knights and those susceptible to the effects of Holy Water may wish to note that the area directly in front of the steps leading into the Pig and Whistle has been blessed and abundantly infused with Holy Water.

Word spreads of soon to be buyable maps of the regions of Pandaria, from resource and road to physical maps. You'd have to be a fool to not get one before you set off to the place.

siegmund wrote:

Farelin/Dijie wrote:

Death Knights and those susceptible to the effects of Holy Water may wish to note that the area directly in front of the steps leading into the Pig and Whistle has been blessed and abundantly infused with Holy Water.

((Wild guess, saronite boots won't really help? Going to be a interesting walk for Jarod today.))

Rumour has it that gossiping is a grave sin.

Rumor has it that Sophyra is pregnant with Count Mistmantle's bastard demon child, or so the nutcase stuck down the well in his estate continues to yell.

Torradan Goodwyn wrote:

Rumor has it that Sophyra is pregnant with Count Mistmantle's bastard demon child, or so the nutcase stuck down the well in his estate continues to yell.

Rumor has it that nutcases stuck in Count Mistmantle's wells drown fairly quickly... shame to foul the water with that.

Nessra is pregnant from visiting brothels for men late at night, her husband would be furious!

A man seems to be sitting on a chair close to the pumpkin patch at Wollerton Stead. Aproaching it you'd first possibly think it's a scarecrow or something, yet smelling of a rotting corpse.
Upon closer inspection anyone would notice a male, his head severed placed in his lap, the arms keeping it in place. A lone black top hat placed on the head and dagger in his stomach under a strange angle with the hands holding it, some would say he has stabed himself.

Some blood splater is seen on the tree, probably from being decapitated, the eyes on the head seem to be just staring as if he was mesmerized before he died. On the back of the hat there is a grin carved on it and two droplets of blood as eyes

KRICKLE WHY DID Y'PASS AWAY WE LOVED YE KRICKLE

Late at night there have been sights of dark cloaked people wearing strange masks walking through Elwynn, it seems as if all sights have seen them heading towards Northsire, coming from all angles heading that way. Wonder what's going up there now..

Why is it that the black hand rarely kill men? Bloody cowards.

Patrols around the Gryphon riders of Stormwind have increased in number due to the suspicious deaths coming from the skies.

Jimbob:Walkin' through the Cathedral square, righ'? Come across the fountain, it was late, righ'? Water was red and ontop of the bloody thing - I shit you not - was a- guess wha'?
Barmaid:*Sighing* Yes?
Jimbob: A body! Wana' know the weird thing?
Barmaid: I'm trying to wor-
Jimbob: It had no face!
Barmaid: Wh- What do you mean it had no face?
Jimbob:The skin was filled in and tha'! Like a baby's bum, Ma'am.

Torradan Goodwyn wrote:

Patrols around the Gryphon riders of Stormwind have increased in number due to the suspicious deaths coming from the skies.

Patrols around the skies have yet again increased because apparently there is not enough of them.