Rumor Mill

"Rumor has it, the Minister of Culture has been away from her post for a few weeks, due to meddling with too much intoxicating consumables."

I heard the red blade chieftain's bitch turned out to be one of those damned cultists. No grom-damned surprise there.

I heard the Blade got its doors smashed in by some of those damned elementals... or maybe they got blown up. Fel, I don't know, but it's just my damned luck... the world's fallin' apart and I can't even get a damned last pint before we all go through those escape portals.

I heard someone say at the cathedral the other day while I was praying that the Chapter of Holy Anethion and Crimson flame are behind the elemental invasion.. Heck, I'd not be surprised if they were some sort of elementals themselves.

Sage Dawnseeker's been spotted somewhere in Kalimdor, undoubtly still trying to keep away from the Regent-Lord's ire.

I hear that Osmand Lightguard's been kiddy fiddlin'

Perturbo wrote:

I hear that Osmand Lightguard's been kiddy fiddlin'

So, I heard an old, black, white haired guy walked into Northshire Abbey, covered in explosives and throwing knives, and blew himself up after yelling "Order through Chaos"... all that was left were dead Priests, a crater, and knives left quivering in the walls.. all that was left of -him- was a hand with a Red Cogwheel Tatoo, and his missing head...

Perturbo wrote:

I hear that Osmand Lightguard's been kiddy fiddlin'

So, I heard a mysterious Woman has been seen talking to several people about magical skills... Could she be hiring them?

Rumor has it Baron Mistmantle got engaged recently.

I heard those noisy Arathorians reached Arathi Highlands yesterday night.

Rumour has it that Jean-Pierre d'Armagnac is actually a woman in disguise.

Rumour has it that Melnerag the Gearholder is the power behind Trade Prince Gallywix.

Rumour has it that the rumour mill is broken. The repairs will put Stormwind into a budget deficit which can, combined with the Cataclysm, cause the end of humanity as a superpower.

Rumour has it that a Gay Pride parade is being organised in Deepholm.

Rumour has it that the Minister of Defence wears fake teeth.

Rumour has it that the Banshee Queen herself was spotted shopping for lingerie in Dalaran the other week.

Rumour has it that Deathwing is actually an imposter. He really is a nobleman from a fallen kingdom in the north.

I heard something about a member of the Red Blade tribe kidnapping her chieftain's runt. Maybe there is some internal power struggle going on?

Apparantly the Liberation Front pushed the Forsaken out of Pyrewood. I blame those bloody foreigners in red suits for bringing them there in the first place!

Did you here that too? Some man clad in dark leather kidnapped a Witch Hunter from a dark corner at the towns square... The Night Watch didn't notice apparently.. but I heard some civilians do.. No one has talked yet however?

Rumours go that the Kardonir of Stromgarde has started seeing the Rhan'ia Anaei. Wasn't what you'd expect after seeing him in Hinterlands, eh?

I ain't seen that Annie lass around since that feckin' dragon hit the city... nor those hot black haired lasses neither. Damn, wonder what happened to all them lot at the Blade?

Aniane/Vale wrote:

I ain't seen that Annie lass around since that feckin' dragon hit the city... nor those hot black haired lasses neither. Damn, wonder what happened to all them lot at the Blade?

It is rumoured an unlicensed boxing tournament will take place in the Alley right this Thursday...

At my age you don't like telling tales, but (you'll promise to keep this between just us, right?) the canals aren't the only place to be infested with crabs... I know... I shouldn't say... but it's true, just watch her. That itch and rash... Not normal. Not for a Draenei so I hear...

*hic* It's true, there's this gobbo, came in here last week. He knows this guy, a cousin or something, claims Gallywix hasn't been seen since that dragon was last around. He's apparently trying to sell us out to that bastard Wrynn... Thrall's balls be buggered, it's true. Them lot are all about the coin... No honour...

Really? He did what with Princess?

Your brother still training to be a 'smith in Ironforge? 'cos I heard from Pete, you know... Pete yeah? ...that Revilgaz down in the 'Bay was lookin' for a wagon load of metal plating. No sayin' as to why. But the Cartel's lost a lotta shippin' lately.

"I heard that the former fiance of the High Inquisitor is back, and she is like ye know, a total douche... I can not believe he would even look at that wretched woman, ye know.. And did ye know that she left him? That they have a kid? Apparently it was kidnapped and taken from her when she was away.. and the amazing part is they have no idea who took their daughter.. But it serves them good, fanatics as they are.. Their daughter is better of without em if ye ask me"

"Did you hear that the High Inquisitor's bitch seemingly have been branded by a Chapter hater? That's just the kind of men we need around here, getting tired of the law system allowing those heretics walk among us."

Did you hear that robe fiddling idiot from the Cathedral has been running laps around the city? Yeah... His dress style when running around didn't prove any less queer too!