Re: Rumor Mill

by **Magaskawee/Anaei** Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:46 pm

Melnerag wrote:
Anaei/Vezullia wrote:
I've heard the Arathorian Princess is courting in Stormwind, it seems losing a country left her with unrestricted finances! However what's a title without a kingdom?

I guess the first suitor there is going to be a lucky man, she's nai' bad lookin' either..

Oi, wasn't she hanging out with that scourge-cultist? Tyson, was it?

GOD! Two years ago! Get over it! Err.. I mean.. YES M'LORD! Ohh arr.. Mandatum..

by **Krogon Devilstep** Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:47 pm

Melnerag wrote:
Anaei/Vezullia wrote:
I've heard the Arathorian Princess is courting in Stormwind, it seems losing a country left her with unrestricted finances! However what's a title without a kingdom?

I guess the first suitor there is going to be a lucky man, she's nai' bad lookin' either..

Oi, wasn't she hanging out with that scourge-cultist? Tyson, was it?

( Tyriez? o _ o' )

by **Rmuffn** Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:00 pm

Anaei/Vezullia wrote:
I've heard the Arathorian Princess is courting in Stormwind, it seems losing a country left her with unrestricted finances! However what's a title without a kingdom?

I guess the first suitor there is going to be a lucky man, she's nai' bad lookin' either..

Slut.

<3

by **Geldar** Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:55 am

Timna wrote:
The cries of guardsmen and faithful alike spread quickly in the Stormwind Keep, more specifically the Councilroom all know so well.
"Please make your way to the Cathedral!" they called, confusing those around.
But fact had happened: barrels of blood set in the ceiling cracked, spilling their content over the council members and watchers alike.
Panic ensued; no civilians wander there as of yet.

"Did you hear that the King's court pulled a great April fools joke on the visitors in the Councilroom with the help of some berry juice? Who else would be able to bypass the entire security of the King's keep, let alone place something so far fetched it would need to be a joke to be believed?"

by **Melnerag** Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:18 am

Geldar wrote:
Timna wrote:
The cries of guardsmen and faithful alike spread quickly in the Stormwind Keep, more specifically the Councilroom all know so well.
"Please make your way to the Cathedral!" they called, confusing those around.
But fact had happened: barrels of blood set in the ceiling cracked, spilling their content over the council members and watchers alike.
Panic ensued; no civilians wander there as of yet.

"Did you hear that the King's court pulled a great April fools joke on the visitors in the Councilroom with the help of some berry juice? Who else would be able to bypass the entire security of the King's keep, let alone place something so far fetched it would need to be a joke to be believed?"

Haha, typical bureaucrats. They were so caught up in their own red tape that they pulled 1st of April fool on the 3rd. Now thats the real joke! Haha!

by **Ishap/Virock** Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:26 pm

Did you hear all that shouting at the Garrison last night?

Aye, sounded like that bitch of a Chaplain of theirs

Aye, reckon they're having some issues in there?

by **Amaryl** Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:08 pm

Ishap wrote:
Did you hear all that shouting at the Garrison last night?

Aye, sounded like that bitch of a Chaplain of theirs

Aye, reckon they're having some issues in there?

No, those disciples are just so up-tight they never know how to react when riding the camel's back, so they just shout nonsense about being defiled. atleast altar boys have the decency to cry in silence.

by **Demurral** Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:57 pm

Aunt Dorlores.
I've finally trained my little winged pets, and I've even branded them as asked, so can we meet for afternoon tea tomorrow afternoon, about 3pm? Come to the teashop I last mentioned.
See you soon.
W Chit

by **Melnerag** Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:48 pm

Graffity of a cute little rat appears on the wall of Mage Tower in Stormwind. Playful inscription reads: "Meet me where we have met for the first time. Saturday at 21:00"

by **Jemerick** Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:56 pm

Random orphan boy walks past, spotting the rat. He looks at it with slightly opened mouth. He then runs off, only to return running a couple of minutes later with a chalk in hand.
He bites his lips in concentration, while wearing a smile on his face, as he start drawing under the rat at his height: A circle. Inside two dots in the upper half, then a bent line, curling upward on its side, in the lower half of the circle. Then finally long lines coming from it.
He looks at his art with a satisfied, wide smile with hands on his waists.
Suddenly he tilts his head to the right where the yelling of the matron of the orphanage comes. He takes one more look at the drawing, then rushes off toward the matron, leaving his art behind to be seen forever or until someone washes it off.

Spoiler:

by **Melnerag** Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:38 pm

Posted on the stormwind notice board

Hey, Old Man!

I bet you forgot about our little fishing trip, so here's the reminder.

If you've seen the Elder and your friend around, and that gnomette too, why don't you all join me at the Lighthouse tonight, say 21-ish? I will bring the fishing poles, you sort out the bait, the food and the drinks! Bring some warm towels too, the nights are pretty chilly.

-Lyda Esther

by **Ishap/Virock** Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:34 pm

Why is there blood all over the Cathedral steps?

You didn't see it? The chapter tried to arrest a Disciples Chaplain but she resisted and they ended up killing her!

by **corleth** Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:39 pm

Ishap wrote:
Why is there blood all over the Cathedral steps?

You didn't see it? The chapter tried to arrest a Disciples Chaplain but she resisted and they ended up killing her!

(( CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS GLORIOUS MOMENT NOOOO ))

by **Amaryl** Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:43 am

I heard the disciples were practicing necromancy in the cathedral itself! All those posters must be true!

by **Gogol** Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:16 am

I heard that the Agency has a new motto;
SIA dosen't want people to breed
The best way to prevent the birth of enemies is by forbidding sex.

by **Ishap/Virock** Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:07 am

Corleth wrote:
Ishap wrote:
Why is there blood all over the Cathedral steps?

You didn't see it? The chapter tried to arrest a Disciples Chaplain but she resisted and they ended up killing her!
(( CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS GLORIOUS MOMENT NOOOO ))

((Dont worry, it might happen again soon, Ishap was ressed but she'll be a tad... different))

by **Melnerag** Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:42 am

Two dockworkers have been arrested after it became clear that they have smuggled some crates on a South-seas merchantman "Princess Zagli". They claim that the 'voices' made them do it and they were like in a dream. The crates were very heavy and contained something metallic, they say.

PS: you can poke me in-game on any of my chars (check sig) if you want to follow up or investigate.

by **Timna** Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:29 pm

Did you see a handful of those Anethioneans ganging up on a lone town crier in their Cathedral regardless of the words of a Magistrate?
Damn it, a shame! They should know better.

by **Timna** Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:04 pm

There was a murder in front of the King's keep today. Rumour says it's the Chapter. The messenger who called out in the name of those Dethrohan people was brutally maimed. How could they do such a thing?

Such horrors go about our beloved City as of late. Just when Sir Angelos says that nothing can happen so near the King, either. Lies!

by **Demurral** Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:45 pm

*Written on the wall behind the Pig n' Whistle, down the alleyway at its side.*

The Chapter of Anethion shall pay for their crimes. The Light no longer guides them, but greed and pride.
Witherall

*A picture of a female in black robes and hat lies below it.*

by **Melnerag** Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:01 pm

Did you hear? The Chapter is collecting charity to build an orphanage. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! They will raise them to be mindless fanatics!

by **Demurral** Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:21 pm

Seems someone broke into the tailors in Mage District... all that seems to be missing is a single dress, fit for a female. How odd!

by **Melnerag** Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:07 pm

Notice on the Stormwind Notice board:

Why do ye dwell in darkness, people of Stormwind?

Come to the Light, come to the bright forest of compassion!
Ignore the light, seek the endless golden fields of plenty and wealth!
Reject to the Light, and dream of the dead wastes where no green tree may grow.

But perhaps the truth lies in-between. Perhaps there is an island amids these three extremes?

-Fleurell Elleanorah Durand

by **Sharyssa/Adenah** Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:23 pm

At nine bells this eve' a guard patrolling the road from Goldshire to Northshire Abbey sounded his horn.
Reports state that a corpse was found, seemingly unharmed yet the human male had an expression of sheer terror and agony.
A note was attached to his neck:

"Stand ready Anethonians, shadows will consume you all. Signed: H."

by **Seranita** Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:32 pm

((this last one have something to do with helminides potential plot that monny has forseen??))

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