[Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Lol! Not sure why Wulf is there, the man is about as compassionate as an angry bull.

I think because he was seen as a hero in the last issue for going against Bronze. Let the war start like when people voted for prom queen in Mean Girls!

Lol, those nominee's I love them xD

Bavragor sits in his little cave wondering how the news paper is today.
Meanwhile a douche bag of a mountaineers notice the news papers and looks on it for a long paper before yelling on Dwarvish for someone that can read Common.
One of the dwarfs runs over and reads out loud before they both clips out the picture of the half naked elf and hangs in on the wall of honor.
"Ah miss tae times when they 'ad real naked wymen an nut this!"
The dwarf points on the picture before looking disappointing at it.
"Aye.. Lets send a letter to 'em!"
The dwarfs quickly write a letter on Dwarvish since none of them can write common correct and sends it to the Astral news.

Letter wrote:
Dear Astral news.
We want more naked women with no cover up.. And work on your dwarf paintings!

From:
The mountaineers.

Awesome as usually!

Awh, Susan's a nominee, that made me so happy

Love this paper btw, awesome work ^^

* Earlier saturday*
"how did they even manage to do a photo of m-HEY! Citizen does thi-.... Yeah no KEEP WALKING! Eyes to the street!*
* Irene seems to walk ahead cursing and muttering gripping the the newspaper into her hand* " wh..

Obviously, Only djego can win the most heroic act... seriously, xD

I mean, when have the guards ever dealed with a problem, and it stayed gone? Exactly! One thing is for sure though, nobody has had any trouble with Hogger Hoggerson the Third since Vanilla. When Djego deals with a problem it stays gone.

xD

A Kaldorei got mugged this week by a pirate. She was assigned to deliver some coin to a charity in Stormwind, from her druidic cult village in the Moonglades - She was also meant to oversee how the charity was spending the donations. Forty silver coins was intended for the charity foundation that furthers the cooperation and expansion of the Light and Elune, but was taken from her.

Two disciples offered to help her and gave her double the amount of coin that was stolen from her, as way of reimbursement for her terrible experience. In the end after much reluctance she accepted the coin after a long drawn out conversation regarding each others faiths and counters to her claims of the necessity to maintain the balance in her attempts to refuse the coin.

It was the first time she had been alone in Stormwind and had lived a somewhat traditional sheltered Night Elf life. Dunno if you want to run a story on this spruce it up with humour or tie it into one on the pirate threat of the Kings Bane, thought just let you know my battletag if you want to get in touch IG about it is: misterxninja#2815

Keep up the excellent work, we appreciate it

Emiraude sneaks to mailbox and sends a vote to Astral Review:
Healer of the year: Irys Grimrock
*mental cheer: Go Irys, go!*

ohh i have been nominated for two categories!! *goes all giddy and skips on the spot*

Want to remind people to please vote for their winners! ^^

- Note is scribbled down and mailed to the Astral Review, with added names then those nominated. -

Outstanding Heroic Acts - Bismack Bronze

Exceptional Kindess - Monrena Scaletail

Hardest Worker - Irene Silversong!

Healer of the year - Ria Sorul

Soldier of the year - Irene Silversong

Most Popular in Stormwind - Timothy Deneton

*Another few votes are sent*

Outstanding Heroic Acts - Bismack Bronze

Exceptional Kindess - Monrena Scaletail

Hardest Worker - Areyah Conover

Healer of the year - Adrielle Jainrose

Soldier of the year - Zelium Bloodfury

Most Popular in Stormwind - Irene Silversong

*after finaly being given the paper last night she giggles happily before sending in her reply*

Outstanding Heroic Acts - Rea Wulfgnar

Exceptional Kindess - Abstaining due to nominated

Hardest Worker - Areyah Conover

Healer of the year - Abstaining due to nomination

Soldier of the year - Irene Silversong

Most Popular in Stormwind - Irene Silversong

*A few votes are sent from the Mountaineers*

Outstanding Heroic Acts - Gilran!

Exceptional Kindess - Monrena Scaletail

Hardest Worker - Areyah Conover

Healer of the year - Monrena Scaletail

Soldier of the year - Cid

Most Popular in Stormwind - MEAD!

*You can see marks of mead scattered around on the paper and smell a strong scent of smoke, dwarf sweet and a mixture of mead and ale from it. Meaning that whoever wrote this must have been quite drunk when they did it.*

The Astral Review issue 6 is now out! Enjoy. Will be sending prizes in the mail later today.

Thorvald lies still on the beach watching the clear blue sky in the heat when Arthur the chicken comes to him and hands the news papers, at first Thor seems skeptical at reading it, he uses a pair of seconds before Arthur looses his patient and hits Thor on the nose with its peak.

Thor quickly takes the papers and reads it over, laughing a few times before reaching page 2, there he stops and cheers before getting onto his legs and runs up the camp to hand the good news too Monrena, smiling brightly as ever.

(( Zelium's picture....

What I saw:

Spoiler:

))

Scandalous!