Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

by **Darilas** Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:19 pm

duckface!

by **Tahlrana** Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:03 am

Lmao! ^^

Oh god, what have I created?!

by **Amaryl** Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:04 am

Tahlrana wrote:
Oh god, what have I created?!

Sweet gooblygoodness? we need tabloids... we can't help it...

by **erwtenpeller** Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:11 am

The first successful RP newspaper in a long time? Pretty boss.

by **Eve** Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:17 am

Tahlrana wrote:Oh god, what have I created?!

Fetishes.

Several fetishes.

by **Tahlrana** Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:54 pm

erwtenpeller wrote:The first successful RP newspaper in a long time? Pretty boss.

N'aw, shucks!

Eve wrote:Fetishes.

Several fetishes.

Daym right.

by **Manathon** Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:16 pm

Letter to the Astral Review's office wrote:Greetings, Astral office.

I humbly yet urgently wish to address a problem with your magazine: page 4 needs more busty dwarven women.

Regards,
~~Ged~~ Odgan Strongbrew

by **Ralegh** Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:07 am

What i find funny is that page 4 of the forum thread, mostly discusses page 4.
Also... This paper really needs a lawyer, with all these letters and whatnot.

by **Tahlrana** Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:52 am

Good point. I need social standing!

by **Feral / Blackfall** Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:48 am

Loved it, again, laughed out loud a few times, keep it coming! Smile

by **Tahlrana** Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:06 pm

UPDATE: Issue 4 has arrived! PLEASE read the information carefully on the Astral Awards too.

by **Lexgrad** Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:21 pm

eeeew page 4! Evil or Very Mad

by **Bradley** Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:22 pm

.. Dwarf model? Good edition tho'!

by **Littlepip** Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:24 pm

Bavragor takes a sip of his morning mead and opens the news paper as usual. Bavragor makes quick work of it and scans over the pages to update himself on the news in the city of Stormwind. When he finally reaches page four a smug appears on his face before flipping to the page and looking, upon seeing the page he manages to spill his mead, flip out of the chair and fall to the floor laughing his ass off.
The mountaineers looks skeptic on their leader before picking up the news paper with their hairy hands and reading looking on the page themselves.
Upon doing that they fall under the same curse and drops to the floor, the news paper after that is used to ignite a fire on the mountaintop of Ironforge.

With other words, you got to work a little more with the dwarfs, Bavragors actions here was inspired as it actually happened to me except I cried too.
Lovely news paper, very informative yet I miss the old risk you took before, Continue and make perverted small dwarfs and gnome walls filled with page four!
Bring the news papers to Ironforge and it would have no doubt full success with the dwarfs.

by **Samian/Bismack** Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:25 pm

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Letter adressed to the Astral's review office:

Dear journalists, your newspaper is one of utter disgrace and disgust this time including the last page. (Have you seen her face?) I thought we came to an understanding regarding the spreading of lies and slander and using criminals as a valid source of information.

This is your last warning.

ps. It is a shame the popularity of your paper has gone to your head, there have been good articles and pictures in the past.

Signed: Lt-Colonel B.B

by **Coppernut** Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:15 pm

(( that was awsome, i just need that top ))

by **erwtenpeller** Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:19 pm

Amazing. The missing chickens report next to the mock-KFC add... Priceless.

by **Kathyikas/Iffreanna** Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:21 pm

This newspaper makes me laugh so much

by **Tahlrana** Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:01 pm

Thank you for your kind words! Very Happy

by **Eve** Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:37 am

I think you should do a guard pin-up to please Bismack.

by **erwtenpeller** Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:34 am

Eve wrote:I think you should do a guard pin-up to please Bismack.

Can use Wulf's artwork for it <3

by **Feeniks** Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:48 am

have to say I oocly love this paper <3

by **Tahlrana** Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:57 pm

Issue 5 has arrived! (Hey, that rhymed!)

Anywho, this weeks pin up is a commissioned Irene Pin up! Also, please vote -here- for your choice on each award. Not going to be event since there wasn't enough interest gathered in it, but shit happens xP

It's a day early because I'm having a Harry Potter marathon tomorrow <3 So yah- Enjoy!

by **Bradley** Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:27 pm

Outstanding Heroic Acts - Bismack Bronze

Exceptional Kindess - Susan Earlstead

Hardest Worker - REND

Soldier of the year - Bismack Bronze

Most Popular in Stormwind - REND

'Healer of the year is left blank.'

by **Iriel Silversong** Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:42 pm

Oh..... Fff... What?

Haha... Damnit!!

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