[Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Tahlrana wrote:
Oh god, what have I created?!

Tahlrana wrote:Oh god, what have I created?!

erwtenpeller wrote:The first successful RP newspaper in a long time? Pretty boss.

Eve wrote:Fetishes.

Several fetishes.

Letter to the Astral Review's office wrote:Greetings, Astral office.

I humbly yet urgently wish to address a problem with your magazine: page 4 needs more busty dwarven women.

Regards,
Ged Odgan Strongbrew

Bavragor takes a sip of his morning mead and opens the news paper as usual. Bavragor makes quick work of it and scans over the pages to update himself on the news in the city of Stormwind. When he finally reaches page four a smug appears on his face before flipping to the page and looking, upon seeing the page he manages to spill his mead, flip out of the chair and fall to the floor laughing his ass off.
The mountaineers looks skeptic on their leader before picking up the news paper with their hairy hands and reading looking on the page themselves.
Upon doing that they fall under the same curse and drops to the floor, the news paper after that is used to ignite a fire on the mountaintop of Ironforge.

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Letter adressed to the Astral's review office:

Dear journalists, your newspaper is one of utter disgrace and disgust this time including the last page. (Have you seen her face?) I thought we came to an understanding regarding the spreading of lies and slander and using criminals as a valid source of information.

This is your last warning.

ps. It is a shame the popularity of your paper has gone to your head, there have been good articles and pictures in the past.

Signed: Lt-Colonel B.B

Eve wrote:I think you should do a guard pin-up to please Bismack.