Re: [A]<Stormwind Regiment>™

by **Samian/Bismack** Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:18 pm

The regiment now has not one but two dwarves! A male AND a female one, we shall soon be breeding to keep the first regiment staffed.

Are you an exceptional figure of a dwarf or a gnome? Are you willing to bleed and die for Stormwind? Sign up now and get not one but TWO extra blenders, free of charge!

by **Gor'Thrak Frosthowl** Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:31 pm

Female Dwarves are a myth.

by **Ralegh** Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:24 pm

Ps.carpenters always wanted for barricade assistance

by **Ralegh** Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:24 am

The Regiment has returned to Stormwind after its action in the barrens, once again operating as normal.

by **Ralegh** Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:14 am

Lieutenant Colonel Bismack Bronze has left Stormwind and headed back to Gilneas. In leaving he has continued the trend of extreme nepotism as far as the leadership of the regiment goes and named his half brother Johnathan Ralegh as the new commander.
The Regiment has gone from being led by an alcoholic son of a whore to being led by a slightly less attractive alcoholic son of a whore.

by **Ixirar** Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:27 am

Nimble/Oragg wrote: named his half brother Johnathan Ralegh as the new commander.

Well -shit-

by **Fyffe** Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:51 am

Ixirar/Kavalis wrote:
Nimble/Oragg wrote: named his half brother Johnathan Ralegh as the new commander.
Well -shit-

*Muir suddenly chokes on his drink*

*Stares into empty space for a few moments, letting the ale drip off his chin*

*Starts drinking more*

by **Táo** Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:30 pm

Bump to the top! Smile

by **Zalissa** Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:30 pm

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by Guest Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:47 am

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Worth bringing to yer attention perhaps? Seems like an interesting idea, a guild from DMF wishing to do a cross-realm venture!

by **Samian/Bismack** Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:23 pm

Little update, including boobies in spoiler

by Guest Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:32 pm

All the expressions of those women look the same, and their eyes, their lifeless and staring eyes.

Congratulations to the Regiment for becoming a cult of women.

by **Samian/Bismack** Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:40 pm

Spoiler:

The regiment apologises for attracting all the women, we cant help it.

by **Azmariel** Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:22 pm

Samian/Bismack wrote:The regiment apologises for attracting all the women, we cant help it.

Yea, you better be sorry...

by **Zinkle Figgins** Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:23 am

(This is like 7 years old but it's the first time I see it, it's just great)

by **Vaell** Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:04 pm

Zinkle Figgins wrote:

(This is like 7 years old but it's the first time I see it, it's just great)

I would find sleeping naked next to my mother less cringey than watching that again.

by **Ralegh** Wed May 28, 2014 10:59 pm

In a sudden change of leadership the position as acting commanding officer of the Stormwind Regiment has been passed to Irene Silversong.

Some carpenters under frequent employ of the regiment were reportedly worried about the arrangement.
This due to them expecting a drop in the amount of chairs that would be required for the command centre, under a new potentially less volatile leadership.

by **Feral / Blackfall** Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:37 pm

Ralegh wrote:This due to them expecting a drop in the amount of chairs that would be required for the command centre, under a new potentially less volatile leadership.

Spoiler:

by **erwtenpeller** Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:13 pm

I found this rather stunning piece of work on Deviant Art and I just -had- to post it here.

Sorry.

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