A Chapter From My Memoirs

*blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes..* Alright... Corleth..
This is... not true apparently so I will need to hunt you down and whip your back until you BEG for forgiveness and mercy... Then I will likely make a pyre.. And get some angry folks, some forks and have some fun. (( do note if this happens to him RL wise in the near future I am far too broke to hunt him down at the time being so it wouldn't be me:P )) You have always been a good writer, you did surely keep me entertained and amused from top to bottom of that story. But I have to wonder... Why did you post this? Its a good troll, but this certainly came from somewhere:D

Aye it is true Corleth. You're just chickening our because of our reactions! DON'T LIE!

Also!

Aadaria-Ioanna wrote:*blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes..* Alright... Corleth..
This is... not true apparently so I will need to hunt you down and whip your back until you BEG for forgiveness and mercy... Then I will likely make a pyre.. And get some angry folks, some forks and have some fun. (( do note if this happens to him RL wise in the near future I am far too broke to hunt him down at the time being so it wouldn't be me:P )) You have always been a good writer, you did surely keep me entertained and amused from top to bottom of that story. But I have to wonder... Why did you post this? Its a good troll, but this certainly came from somewhere:D

...
What?
:S

We need more of this on these boards, pronto.

Pervert

Aldric Essalus Helmfrid wrote:Also!

Aadaria-Ioanna wrote:*blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes..* Alright... Corleth..
This is... not true apparently so I will need to hunt you down and whip your back until you BEG for forgiveness and mercy... Then I will likely make a pyre.. And get some angry folks, some forks and have some fun. (( do note if this happens to him RL wise in the near future I am far too broke to hunt him down at the time being so it wouldn't be me:P )) You have always been a good writer, you did surely keep me entertained and amused from top to bottom of that story. But I have to wonder... Why did you post this? Its a good troll, but this certainly came from somewhere:D

...
What?
:S

Oh dear.. Helm. I did not mean it seriously its more of "BIG WALL OF SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING THIS STORY SEEM PLAUSIBLE!"
I can not count the times I have "threatened" to hunt this man down and whip him alas I never have

Shaelyssa wrote:i dont think I really appreciate your sarcasm mister!!!!

But I wasn't being sarcastic I honestly appreciate the comedic value in your posts...

Aadaria-Ioanna wrote:

Aldric Essalus Helmfrid wrote:Also!

Aadaria-Ioanna wrote:*blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes..* Alright... Corleth..
This is... not true apparently so I will need to hunt you down and whip your back until you BEG for forgiveness and mercy... Then I will likely make a pyre.. And get some angry folks, some forks and have some fun. (( do note if this happens to him RL wise in the near future I am far too broke to hunt him down at the time being so it wouldn't be me:P )) You have always been a good writer, you did surely keep me entertained and amused from top to bottom of that story. But I have to wonder... Why did you post this? Its a good troll, but this certainly came from somewhere:D

...
What?
:S

Oh dear.. Helm. I did not mean it seriously its more of "BIG WALL OF SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING THIS STORY SEEM PLAUSIBLE!"
I can not count the times I have "threatened" to hunt this man down and whip him alas I never have

Lucky dawg : /

Okay, now I can see why you're so against popular things :L

At least in Ireland this isn't what decides who's cool and who's not, everyone just kinda assumes at 15/16 that everyone does it.

Perturbo wrote:Okay, now I can see why you're so against popular things :L

At least in Ireland this isn't what decides who's cool and who's not, everyone just kinda assumes at 15/16 that everyone does it.

15/16...?!


... Was I really that early to figure out self-pleasuring?

Corleth wrote:lmao people actually taking this seriously and writing out their own stories jesus im dying

Fake or not, I've got thousands of stories that are similar (though, not as disturbingly homo) as the one you posted! They're fun to tell and most people will have some weird and hilarious sexual related stories from growing up. One of my best mates had his first wank by filling a sink with warm water, sitting in it and going at it. We're going to pay to send him to a psychiatrist just to see what they make of it. My bet is a connection to him being in the womb!

That's no secret, Helm.

Also, Aadaria

BIG WALL OF SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING THIS STORY SEEM PLAUSIBLE!

Plausible..................................................?

There's this guy I went to school with, my own class as a matter of fact. Two years after we begun secondary high school in different cities, his best friend told me a disturbing thing.

He had apparently been with two mates, and they were bored, so he left them on his room, went downstairs. After a while they went looking for him, they found him in the kitchen with a cucumber smeared with jam halfway up his arse.

I quite never could look at that guy the same way after I heard this little story. And he's perfectly straight too.

What would this forum be without Corleth?

Less gay and entertaining, Zinkle?

Corleth, you are - at this moment - the most beautiful creature to grace this website. Bless you, bless you and all your future ejaculations.

if we're all going to post about our masturbation experiences can you guys at least post pics please? thanks

Erahn wrote:There's this guy I went to school with, my own class as a matter of fact. Two years after we begun secondary high school in different cities, his best friend told me a disturbing thing.

He had apparently been with two mates, and they were bored, so he left them on his room, went downstairs. After a while they went looking for him, they found him in the kitchen with a cucumber smeared with jam halfway up his arse.

I quite never could look at that guy the same way after I heard this little story. And he's perfectly straight too.

your such a bigot. plenty of straight man like anal penetration too it's not only for gay men

I can help you try it out for yourself when you come visit me so you can see for yourself hehe

Shaelyssa wrote:

Erahn wrote:There's this guy I went to school with, my own class as a matter of fact. Two years after we begun secondary high school in different cities, his best friend told me a disturbing thing.

He had apparently been with two mates, and they were bored, so he left them on his room, went downstairs. After a while they went looking for him, they found him in the kitchen with a cucumber smeared with jam halfway up his arse.

I quite never could look at that guy the same way after I heard this little story. And he's perfectly straight too.

your such a bigot. plenty of straight man like anal penetration too it's not only for gay men

I can help you try it out for yourself when you come visit me so you can see for yourself hehe

That smiley almost made me choke on my food...

Corleth, you may be a socialist dog, but I commend you. That was hilarious.

Shaelyssa wrote:

Erahn wrote:There's this guy I went to school with, my own class as a matter of fact. Two years after we begun secondary high school in different cities, his best friend told me a disturbing thing.

He had apparently been with two mates, and they were bored, so he left them on his room, went downstairs. After a while they went looking for him, they found him in the kitchen with a cucumber smeared with jam halfway up his arse.

I quite never could look at that guy the same way after I heard this little story. And he's perfectly straight too.

your such a bigot. plenty of straight man like anal penetration too it's not only for gay men

I can help you try it out for yourself when you come visit me so you can see for yourself hehe

Because of mixed signals I'm confused, is Shaelyssa allowed to speak for straight men?

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Shaelyssa wrote:

Erahn wrote:There's this guy I went to school with, my own class as a matter of fact. Two years after we begun secondary high school in different cities, his best friend told me a disturbing thing.

He had apparently been with two mates, and they were bored, so he left them on his room, went downstairs. After a while they went looking for him, they found him in the kitchen with a cucumber smeared with jam halfway up his arse.

I quite never could look at that guy the same way after I heard this little story. And he's perfectly straight too.

your such a bigot. plenty of straight man like anal penetration too it's not only for gay men

I can help you try it out for yourself when you come visit me so you can see for yourself hehe

Because of mixed signals I'm confused, is Shaelyssa allowed to speak for straight men?

Are gay men allowed to speak for straight men? I think we should let you straight men decide.

Shaelyssa wrote:

Erahn wrote:There's this guy I went to school with, my own class as a matter of fact. Two years after we begun secondary high school in different cities, his best friend told me a disturbing thing.

He had apparently been with two mates, and they were bored, so he left them on his room, went downstairs. After a while they went looking for him, they found him in the kitchen with a cucumber smeared with jam halfway up his arse.

I quite never could look at that guy the same way after I heard this little story. And he's perfectly straight too.

your such a bigot. plenty of straight man like anal penetration too it's not only for gay men

I can help you try it out for yourself when you come visit me so you can see for yourself hehe

I doubt shoving a cucumber up your own arse, together with jam, is something common to do out of boredome rather than being horny.

Especially when you have two male friends in your house, whom you just left for a longer time to perform it.

GG at life

That poor cucumber.