Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

by **Shaelyssa** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:20 pm

Antistia wrote:Don't believe the above people. It's MI5 or MI6, Shae. They're onto you.

that's what Im saying man uff

and Im not being a bitch!!!! I already filled it out there and then!!! Im just SAYING theyre being annoying ok! jeez cant a man be anal about something without getting the third degree

and excuse you Lor but I will be paying taxes and EXCUSE YOU AGAIN I'll be paying like 100000000000000 pounds worth of tuition fees so the uni better treat me like fucking royalty cause Im paying for their existence ok???

ps you cant actually land on uranus cause the surface is all water #learnbitch #youjustgotschooled #doubleentendres

by **Grufftoof** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:25 pm

Uranus might be full of water, but I've never really gone for the enema thing.

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:26 pm

(it isnt water, kinda sure it is a lake of liquid methane and shit.... Way too cold for liquid water))

#Blindsidedbydeath

by **Shaelyssa** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:29 pm

Grufftoof wrote:Uranus might be full of water, but I've never really gone for the enema thing.

for an entire like summer I had to use enemas to poo cause I was so constipated. my inside butt muscles are so loose now #themoreyouknow

and cool Lex you're using hashtags too haha poseur stop copying me.

by **Grufftoof** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:30 pm

Uranus might be full of liquid methane and shit, but that's probably because of your meat-based diet.

*looks for a Corleth highfive*

No?

Sad

Edit: I'm glad you told me about your inside bum muscles. I'm glad we're that close now. I feel special, truly.

<3

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:34 pm

*reads the last two posts*

#Deathwhereisthysting

by **Shaelyssa** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:37 pm

Grufftoof wrote:Uranus might be full of liquid methane and shit, but that's probably because of your meat-based diet.

*looks for a Corleth highfive*

No?

:(

Edit: I'm glad you told me about your inside bum muscles. I'm glad we're that close now. I feel special, truly.

<3

actually vegetarians and vegans produce more methane than meat-eaters cause we eat more plants.

and no worries man, we've talked about each other's butts before anyways. we can tell each other anything man :) we're like totes besties. and if I ever need help giving myself an enema I know who to call now

<3 #bumbuddies

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:42 pm

Did you know there is no reason to die of thirst if you are lost at sea. Simply give yourself sea water enemas and the body will remove the salt, giving you an unlimited supply of water.

Also if you are lost at sea and get lonely, buggery doesn't make you gay. A tender lonely sailor told me so.

by **Dréfurion** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:48 pm

There's too much faggotry going on this thread.

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:54 pm

Only gay if you take it!

But to Hetro things up a bit...

Spoiler:

by **Lorainne/Bridlington** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:14 pm

Dat bulge, Lex.

Oh, Shae. I think I'll pass.

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:18 pm

Lorainne/Bridlington wrote:Dat bulge, Lex.

Oh, Shae. I think I'll pass.

How dare you! American football is 100% straight! No ogling their thighs, bulges or bums.

by **Dréfurion** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:19 pm

Lexgrad wrote:
Lorainne/Bridlington wrote:Dat bulge, Lex.

Oh, Shae. I think I'll pass.

How dare you! American football is 100% straight! No ogling their thighs, bulges or bums.

Only reason to watch sports.

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:23 pm

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 4 418766_491598510851715_2074677292_n

Look two soldiers, congratulating each other and trying to envoke greater acts of heroism in the name of their team. It is manly, macho and rawr, 100% hetro!

by **Nithel** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:24 pm

#yolo

by **Muzjhath** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:25 pm

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 4 Ram

How is that hetroing it up?
At least three guys all running after one, trying to grab his ass.

by **Amaryl** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:33 pm

Nithel wrote:#yolo

noooooes :'(

by **Antistia** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:25 pm

Nithel wrote:#yolo

I have recently converted to Hinduism and find this statement to be insensitive to my religious preferences, if not downright offensive.

by **Dréfurion** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:26 pm

Antistia wrote:
Nithel wrote:#yolo

I have recently converted to Hinduism and find this statement to be insensitive to my religious preferences, if not downright offensive.

I have just now converted to Hinduism because I want to impress Anti, and I agree, it's offensive.

by **Shaelyssa** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:46 pm

Drefurion wrote:
Lexgrad wrote:
Lorainne/Bridlington wrote:Dat bulge, Lex.

Oh, Shae. I think I'll pass.

How dare you! American football is 100% straight! No ogling their thighs, bulges or bums.

Only reason to watch sports.

gotta confess that I only watch sports for the same reason too

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:51 pm

Pah you all need to take cold showers. Sport is about one person or one team preparing and then facing an enemy! It is modern war where the strong prevale and the weak are crushed.

Look...

Spoiler:

I can see this as the end of a play in football where the ball carrier fights for that extra inch whilst her opponants try to wrestle her to the dirt and hold her still until the whistle blows. There is nothing sexy here.

Spoiler:

Or here.

by **Shaelyssa** Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:00 pm

rugby is actually my favourite sport, it's like crazy homoerotic

also haha I just realized something Lex, you're english and you play american football haha get a life you wannabe you're worse than anti

by **Lexgrad** Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:06 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:rugby is actually my favourite sport, it's like crazy homoerotic

also haha I just realized something Lex, you're english and you play american football haha get a life you wannabe you're worse than anti

Dont compare me to Anti, he sucks hard!

by **Dréfurion** Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:10 pm

Lexgrad wrote:
Shaelyssa wrote:rugby is actually my favourite sport, it's like crazy homoerotic

also haha I just realized something Lex, you're english and you play american football haha get a life you wannabe you're worse than anti

Dont compare me to Anti, he sucks hard!

Shae wishes.

by **Nithel** Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:22 pm

Amaryl wrote:
Nithel wrote:#yolo

noooooes :'(

don't think less of me amy i can't live with that thought :'(

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