Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

by **Dréfurion** Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:17 pm

Antistia wrote:
Lexgrad wrote:Ha! Laughs at all the losers! (god im so lonely...shae is a cheep date you say?)

Shae will hump anything if you give him some vodka. He's a promiscuous little Arab.

...I'm sure there's some historical person I can connect that behavior to but no promiscuous Arabs spring to mind..

That's because they could marry several ladies.. Makes it harder to be promiscuous.

by **Antistia** Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:01 pm

Merriam-Webster defines promiscuous as:

not restricted to one sexual partner

....All the Arabs were promiscuous. Shaelyssa is enforcing a cultural stereotype, he's a promiscuous Islamist terrorist who is hell-bent on destroying the West.

by **Dréfurion** Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:06 pm

Antistia wrote:Merriam-Webster defines promiscuous as:

not restricted to one sexual partner

....All the Arabs were promiscuous. Shaelyssa is enforcing a cultural stereotype, he's a promiscuous Islamist terrorist who is hell-bent on destroying the West.

Omg, why is he still walking around free?! We need to start an awareness campaing RIGHT NOW!

by **Shaelyssa** Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:45 pm

this weekend my money from the government should finally be in my account

gonna go and buy a whole case of vodka :D. there's an irish girl in the floor under me. there are no clothes at all in her closet - it's all just alcohol

and excuse you, I have morals I am not "a cheap lay" I am muslim after all (all the muslims here hate me I can tell they're all secretly judging me :()

by **Rmuffn** Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:46 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:this weekend my money from the government should finally be in my account

gonna go and buy a whole case of vodka . there's an irish girl in the flower under me. there are no clothes at all in her closet - it's all just alcohol

SOUNDS LIKE AN IRISH.

Right Pertubo?

You should bang her, shae. shred dat pussy

by **Shaelyssa** Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:47 pm

Erahn wrote:shred dat pussy

that's the funniest thing you've ever said ever omg hahahhaha wtf is wrong with you

freak

by **Rmuffn** Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:54 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:
Erahn wrote:shred dat pussy

that's the funniest thing you've ever said ever omg hahahhaha wtf is wrong with you

freak

You.

You are what's wrong with me. Bad influence on us all.

by **Muzjhath** Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:05 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:
Erahn wrote:shred dat pussy

that's the funniest thing you've ever said ever omg hahahhaha wtf is wrong with you

freak

If you'd rather get your freak on with him, I can come and bring him along and I can handle that irish girl!

by **Rmuffn** Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:31 pm

HAhahahahaha, yeah, no. Dibs.

by **Antistia** Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:34 pm

I am hereby calling rich guy's dibs on the Irish ho.

by **Aldric Essalus Helmfrid** Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:57 pm

We went to the cinema today after some shopping, and sitting through the trailers the MoP trailer came on. My girlfriend leans in and whispers.. "Try to contain your orgasm." I didn't even know she knew I played. So embarrassed.

by **Finnabhair** Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:41 am

Aldric Essalus Helmfrid wrote:We went to the cinema today after some shopping, and sitting through the trailers the MoP trailer came on. My girlfriend leans in and whispers.. "Try to contain your orgasm." I didn't even know she knew I played. So embarrassed.

NO! Do not be embarrassed!!! Shame on you!!!

by **Lexgrad** Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:50 am

Yeah, no need to be shamed of having an orgasm in a dark cinema, it happens all the time.

by **Aadaria-Ioanna** Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:06 am

You know Helm... when you are drunk.. you kind of.. loose all.. limits in your head?^^ No wonder she knows you play wow Very Happy

by **Finnabhair** Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:28 am

Lexgrad wrote:Yeah, no need to be shamed of having an orgasm in a dark cinema, it happens all the time.

I totally meant it that way too. Totally. Suspect

by **Aldric Essalus Helmfrid** Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:51 am

The Warcraft books on my bedroom shelf might have gave it away on second though... Oh my. She's a Nintendo gamer, zelda, animal crossing, mario, pokemon etc etc. I'll get revenge! We lay in bed and played Sonic classic collection one morning after a night out all hungover. I was Sonic, she was Tails. Was fun.

by **Lavian** Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:55 am

Sonic classic <3 You got a keeper. Just don't turn gay. Please.

by **Dréfurion** Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:59 am

Aldric Essalus Helmfrid wrote:We lay in bed and played Sonic one morning after a night out all hungover. I was Sonic, she was Tails. Was fun.

S'all I got from that. Kinky, very kinky.

Such homophobia Eira!

by **Rmuffn** Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:04 am

Aldric Essalus Helmfrid wrote:We went to the cinema today after some shopping, and sitting through the trailers the MoP trailer came on. My girlfriend leans in and whispers.. "Try to contain your orgasm." I didn't even know she knew I played. So embarrassed.

Could've been a lucky guess too!

Besides that trailer IS orgasmic.

by **Aldric Essalus Helmfrid** Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:21 am

It was the shortened down version, was epic. She said my hand clenched a little when it came on when I asked what she was talking about. Lmfao :')

And aye Eira, I melted when she asked me to put Sonic on.

by **Rmuffn** Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:41 am

Your hand clenched? Aww, dude. xD That's so cute!

by **Aldric Essalus Helmfrid** Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:44 am

Hahaha.. Why am I admitting these things to people??? :')

I'm taking her to Beamish Museum in a moment, she's never been. Should be interesting. We should be doing our Uni work tbh, but fuck that. I'm hoping if I pay for enough dates she'll do my coursework for me. >.<

by **Finnabhair** Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:48 am

Ran into this video and I just...I...I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY. My humor sometimes...it's pathetic.

by **Rmuffn** Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:56 am

Think I've seen that one before.
Though that was the slimiest fart I've ever seen.

by **Ledgic** Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:29 pm

Yeah, not sure I'd have called that a fart per se, but it was hilarious.

Worry not about the humour, everyone has these moments. Some more than others >>'

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