Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

by **Coppersocket** Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:07 am

I laughed, a lot

by **Finnabhair** Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:04 am

HAI TEERU! \o/

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:56 am

Barely 13:00, but somehow I've almost had enough internet for today.

by **Shaelyssa** Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:17 am

"if you live near a rooster" hahahaha! nice find Kris, thanks for sharing Wink

by **Ledgic** Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:22 am

"Just like a chicken".

Awesome.

by **Feydor** Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:56 am

by **Darilas** Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:38 am

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:52 pm

Have an erp instruction video.

Spoiler:

by Guest Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:16 pm

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Barely 13:00, but somehow I've almost had enough internet for today.

There's a birth defect that gives women a cloaca. Without the egg thing, though!

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:17 pm

Cirenah wrote:
Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Barely 13:00, but somehow I've almost had enough internet for today.

There's a birth defect that gives women a cloaca. Without the egg thing, though!

So when they are refered to "chicks" or "birds", they have a statistical chance of being not completely wrong?

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:25 am

ok so I'm traveling to the uk in a few days, so if any of you paleskinned fucktards want anything particularly "arabic" or middle eastern or whatever from here ... dates, ghitras/keffiyahs, an ak-47, arabic incense, tell me so I can pack it up with me :D

seriously guys don't hesitate to ask, we have edit: A LOT OF cool stuff here in the mid east ok!!!

by **Grufftoof** Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:41 am

All of that stuff.

And a camel.

And some strange disease.

PLEASE.

But, seriously, incense would be cool as I burn through tonnes of the stuff. And a funky ghitra/shemagh/keffiyeh.

You were asking me, right? Right?!

Also something with the Hamsa on it.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

._.

I'm not paying though. I already did enough for you by not informing the UKBA to stripsearch you at Heathrow.

by **Finnabhair** Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:49 am

Well, shoot...I've never tried dates. If I was in the UK, I'd take you up on it!

Very kind of you to offer, btw. Smile

by **Antistia** Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:50 am

A Koran signed by king Abdullah.

Make it happen.

by Guest Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:03 pm

gief an AK47

by **Rmuffn** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:09 pm

Perturbo wrote:gief an AK47

Yeah I'm rather interested in this too. Even though it's a sovietian invention.

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:19 pm

Grufftoof wrote:But, seriously, incense would be cool as I burn through tonnes of the stuff. And a funky ghitra/shemagh/keffiyeh

Also something with the Hamsa on it.

sure, incense should be np! I'll even bring you a cool little goblet/incense burner, but not a tacky gem-encrusted one like in the pic, I'm more likely to get you a cheap shitty one like this one because you don't deserve any better.

and as for a "funky ghitra/shemagh", what kind do you want? Do you want a plain white one (yawn boring), or the red-checked Gulf one? I can even get the black igal thing too if you're planning on wearing it the PROPER ARABIC WAY and not the annoying western scarf way ugh, but i'm guessing you want a black and white Palestinian ghitra to wear as a scarf cause you want to make me mad and upset like that. (fun fact: I have actually never worn a ghitra in my life so you can call off your goons at heathrow cause I wont be sneaking any bombs in my turban!!!)

and when you say hamsa, do you mean the khamsa/hand thing or just the evil eye? could get both, but honestly I have no idea where I'd get those, but I should be able to find them ... we used to have loads of those as like decoration before my mom became religious and decided to purge those evil magic wizard talismans from our house.

and excuse you Anti but king abdullah is SAUDI ARABIAN, not Kuwaiti ... god damn racist

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:21 pm

Dijie wrote:Well, shoot...I've never tried dates. If I was in the UK, I'd take you up on it!

Very kind of you to offer, btw. :)

aww bummer! I'm not a huge fan of dates tbh but I like having some from time to time, they're a great energy booster and also packed with vitamins and nutrients! I was gonna bring some with me anyways cause I was afraid I either wouldnt find any in the UK or they'd taste like industrialized plastic crap

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:27 pm

Erahn wrote:
Perturbo wrote:gief an AK47

Yeah I'm rather interested in this too. Even though it's a sovietian invention.

settle down boys, Im only packing one ak-47 but Im sure you can all have your fun with it hehe

by **Antistia** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:28 pm

and excuse you Anti but king abdullah is SAUDI ARABIAN, not Kuwaiti ... god damn racist

I KNOW AND I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE GETTING ME ONE.

In other news; I've been invited to apply to get a ticket for a ceremony involving Desmond Tutu... Could be interesting.

by **Rmuffn** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:34 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:
Erahn wrote:
Perturbo wrote:gief an AK47

Yeah I'm rather interested in this too. Even though it's a sovietian invention.

settle down boys, Im only packing one ak-47 but Im sure you can all have your fun with it hehe

I WANT IT :'(

by **Antistia** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:35 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:
Erahn wrote:
Perturbo wrote:gief an AK47

Yeah I'm rather interested in this too. Even though it's a sovietian invention.

settle down boys, Im only packing one ak-47 but Im sure you can all have your fun with it hehe

You're going to go all Mumbai on us, aren't you?

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:39 pm

god you guys are so stupid pfff Im wasting good quality innuendos on you idiots!!!!

by **Dréfurion** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:40 pm

Could I have a bomb of Taliban craftsmanship? And a Niqab?

by **Grufftoof** Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:16 pm

Shae: A hand of Fatima/Hamsa, yes. You can be as cheap as you like.

And no, I have black, green and erm... purple ghitra's. Get me a red one. And a camel. And we'll run around pretending to be Sheikh's and getting away with murdering people.

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