Re: pick up

by **Kaleil Sunstrike** Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:41 pm

Hi! How about you let me give you something?

The smallest but best 20seconds of your life!

by **Morinth** Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:28 pm

Noko/Keishara wrote:
Morinth wrote:
Noko/Keishara wrote:How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, im lewis

Terrible.

This is fucking amazing. The cheesy ones are the best! <3

Not quite so cheesy, and this has yet to work for me so far.

"It might not be very big, but its got nineteen stone behind it, its going to feel fucking good."

:>

Also awesome. xD haha.

by **Zalissa** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:32 pm

I play World of Warcraft. (actually worked once!)

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

Spoiler:

by **Eowale** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:26 pm

Zalissa wrote:I play World of Warcraft. (actually worked once!)

Has worked for me too. Razz

A friend of mine was doing all sorts of "Rocket scientist" jokes over Skype. This one was quite funny.

"Are you a rocket scientist? Incase you are, I need you to take a look at my rocket."

He had a follow up to that one!

"You're not? Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what's going on in my pants."

by Guest Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:29 pm

Zalissa wrote:I play World of Warcraft. (actually worked once!)

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

Spoiler:

Your a girl. This would go so much worse if a Guy says to a girl

by **Morinth** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:31 pm

Perturbo wrote:
Zalissa wrote:I play World of Warcraft. (actually worked once!)

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

Spoiler:

Your a girl. This would go so much worse if a Guy says to a girl

There was this thirty something guy my mum knew. She told him I played games online and shit, so he came over to me and said "I have three level 80's on Warcraft, you need to check out my gear."

At first I was like 'Cool.' Then I was terrified cause he was almost double my age and used a warcraft pick up.

by **Rmuffn** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:32 pm

Perturbo wrote:
Zalissa wrote:I play World of Warcraft. (actually worked once!)

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

Spoiler:

Your a girl. This would go so much worse if a Guy says to a girl

..Especially the mana wyrm part.. Saying that to a girl. I wonder what the guy actually is out to get.

by **Ave/Sariella** Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:36 pm

Faralan wrote:
Perturbo wrote:
Zalissa wrote:I play World of Warcraft. (actually worked once!)

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

Spoiler:

Your a girl. This would go so much worse if a Guy says to a girl

..Especially the mana wyrm part.. Saying that to a girl. I wonder what the guy actually is out to get.

Hes probably delusional thinking he's a bloodelf who needs to feed his addiction.

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