Re: pick up

by **Sullee Swiftspeech** Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:36 am

Am I doing this right?

by **Kaleil Sunstrike** Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:32 pm

I've tested this before, it works! It's simple... If you ask every girl in the club you are garunteed one will say yes, it's %100 but you got to be careful. Some girls slap and you got to see if they have a boyfriend.

"Hi!"

"Ermmm Hi?"

"what's your name?"

"Ermmm my names ----"

"---- may I have sex with you?"

*enter yes no or slap here*

If you've asked every girl in the club and you get nothing then, you're ugly.

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:04 pm

Kaleil Sunstrike wrote:I've tested this before, it works! It's simple... If you ask every girl in the club you are garunteed one will say yes, it's %100 but you got to be careful. Some girls slap and you got to see if they have a boyfriend.

"Hi!"

"Ermmm Hi?"

"what's your name?"

"Ermmm my names ----"

"---- may I have sex with you?"

*enter yes no or slap here*

If you've asked every girl in the club and you get nothing then, you're ugly.

So is this based on showing sheer, balls to the wall, confidence or blowing minds?

by **Kaleil Sunstrike** Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:43 pm

Nah it's called being a twat, 1 in 100 women love it.

by **Sullee Swiftspeech** Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:59 pm

Kaleil Sunstrike wrote:Nah it's called being a twat, 1 in 100 women love it.

I used this a few months ago. Succes on the first one, always. Thumbs up.

by **Ave/Sariella** Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:04 pm

"You turn me on"
A dude said that to me here at this school, he just uttered it out, it didnt work out for him.

by **Samian/Bismack** Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:18 pm

You have a beautiful smile but it'd look better around my

Spoiler:

by **Kaleil Sunstrike** Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:25 pm

Nice legs! What time do they open?

by **erwtenpeller** Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:34 pm

"I'm the DJ"

by **Zalissa** Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:35 pm

I'd look good on you.

by **Kaleil Sunstrike** Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:05 pm

I'm surprised nobody has used the classic.

"get your coat... You've pulled!"

My personal favourite:

"Are you wearing a wonder bra? Because they look wonderful to me!"

And the one I used to my current fiancé and mother of my child.

"will you marry me?"

How the hell did that work?

by **Lexgrad** Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:06 pm

Your pick up line was will you marry me?

by **Emrys** Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:33 pm

When going out on queensday last year:

One of my friends decides to leave because he had to wake up early in the morning, so I stayed with my other friend and his friends afterwards.
Guy: -sees my friend leave- "You're not with him?"
Me: "Um, no."
Guy: "Wait wait, let me get things straight, is he your boyfriend?"
Me: "No he isn't."
Guy: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "... No I don't."
Guy: -extends hand- "My name is Edwin!" Very Happy

I have to say, it did make me laugh xD

The absolute worst pickup line was:
"Are you having fun with those nerds baby?" (refering to my friends)

I lateron thought I should have replied with: "I play world of warcraft" but it did not occur to me at the right moment Sad

by **Haen Strongwind** Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:45 am

-Go over to person at bar. Preferably near an ice bucket.
-Pick up a piece of ice.
-Smash piece of ice on bar.
-Turn to person
-"Now that I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"

by **Zalissa** Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:22 pm

Hey baby, want a raisin? How about a date?

by **Antistia** Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:55 pm

Me: "I only really know one sentence in French."
Her: "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?"
Me: "Sure, I don't see why not."

For shits & giggles.

by **Eowale** Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:45 pm

Antistia wrote:"I only really know one sentence in French."

"Le baguette up le arsé."

by **Salketh** Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:36 pm

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, im lewis

Smile

Terrible.

by **Quin** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:10 pm

Emrys wrote:

The absolute worst pickup line was:
"Are you having fun with those nerds baby?" (refering to my friends)

I lateron thought I should have replied with: "I play world of warcraft" but it did not occur to me at the right moment

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

Okay whatever girl I have a xbox and a ps3 come home with me (Bitches love rhymes)

by **Morinth** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:13 pm

Noko/Keishara wrote:How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, im lewis

Terrible.

This is fucking amazing. The cheesy ones are the best! <3

by **Kaleil Sunstrike** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:18 pm

Ladies, my names Daniel and I have an 11" penis... Around!

by **Lexgrad** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:33 pm

Kaleil Sunstrike wrote:Ladies, my names Daniel and I have an 11" penis... Around!

Hi Daniel, your a freak, keep it away from me! (At least thats what im told Sad

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by **Salketh** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:48 pm

Morinth wrote:
Noko/Keishara wrote:How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, im lewis

Terrible.

This is fucking amazing. The cheesy ones are the best! <3

Not quite so cheesy, and this has yet to work for me so far.

"It might not be very big, but its got nineteen stone behind it, its going to feel fucking good."

:>

by **Antistia** Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:53 pm

Are you twenty or older? No? Well then you could still become a teenage mom!

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