pick up

Haaaaaaaaaaaave you met Ted?

Raelan/Relithien wrote:

Wénndý wrote:

so bad one as a girl that is not intressted can respond;

Oh, thank you.. did it hurt, when you fall on your face?

I clearly wasn't trolling indeed.

Clearly need to join on swedens night events on the pub... that comment is sooo common that is just spooky.. and im far to blond and naive to understand trolling.. special by words.. ^^

Rasonal Dranger wrote:This is very fitting for:

hahaha... that was soo cute!! :3 nyyya! >w<

One of the funniest pick up situations I remember:
A young man with a cigarette in his mouth sat right next to me and asked: "Hey babe! Got a lighter?" To which I answered: "No, I don't smoke". The guy literally spat out his cigarette and mumbled in a embarrased tone "...Yeah, me neither".

On the other hand, one of the pick up lines that worked on me was a simple "Hi" >.>

hahah.. yea.. that one was funny.. Ness..
hope you had fun!

‎"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night - screaming."

In truth, I dunno if a line has ever worked. Except maybe in a honest, smiling way, "Hey...".

"I guess you expected a pick - up line...Hey"

also

"Giggity"

A girl once said to my friend standing next to me in some shitty club...

"Hey, my name is Lola, people think that's Slutty, wanna have a drink?"

>.>

" F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? "

These ones made me crack up

at least, the ones I understood :p

I believe I saw Ath using these ones...

''Baby, I'm a Goldshirian Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.''

''Help the homeless. Take me home with you.''

Morinth once hooked a Paladin with a simple "... Ye' busy later?"

''Come on, baby, I've got blessing of protection.''

Pickup lines I tried, with a degree of success varying from roadkill to "Let's be friends". Well actually some worked... briefly.
- "Crap! I lost my phone number.. Can I borrow yours instead?" (giggled, followed by shaking her head)
- "How are -you- doing?" (She just stared and shook her head)
- (in a dark pub) "So what brought you here?" (it clearly wasn't a good start.. but I managed to save face by keep talking till we both felt more at ease)
- *after sharing a great deal of glances and shy looks* "Hey.. Hey.. I just.. Want to talk a little. I don't know. I'm a bit confused. It's just whenever I look at you I feel like.. well.. I would like to kiss you and talk with you.. How about you?" (success)
- *after a long friendly talk, the girl mentioned something about a rejection in the past* "Well that's just weird." (she looked surprised) "I think you're beautiful" (success)
- (to a group of girls) "Hey.. I'm just here with some friends. We were wondering if you girls would be interested in joining us and chatting a bit. First round's on us." (success)
- (after being seated next to a girl at some event) "Hi I'm Dieter.. And you? What do you study here? Philosphy? No shit.. You know Prof. Van Bendegem then? That dude's awesome.." (actually, talking about that 50-ish year old dude worked)
- (to a model while she was walking on the catwalk... I simply walked up to her) "Hey.. I'm here with some friends. Can I have your phonenumber to invite you for a drink later? Or shall I give mine?" (failure, but she did continue her show with a very broad smile)
- "I'm sorry.. What's your name?" *wink* She replied: "Nice try..."


And finally... A girl once asked me "Hey, wanna dance?". It worked. I married her.

hahaha jp.. you just had luck... not all have that kinda luck.. one dance and a wedding..

Wénndý wrote:hahaha jp.. you just had luck... not all have that kinda luck.. one dance and a wedding..

We didn't stop at one dance

You should have gone for the:
"Are those lunar pants? 'Cause dat ass is out of this world."

Reading JP's pickup lines and then think about the IC toon Jeanpierre made me lol SO DAMN HARD

damnit he should walk up to a woman, try to talk and then just shake his head "Oh dear" <3

But in all honesty .. not using pickup lines myself. I never went out to hook up >.<
And well ... can't remember what ever had succes on me I just randomly started chatting with ppl
I do remember once in a club, ladies dancing upon the bar like in coyote ugly but more skimpy and poledancing style.
Guy came and stood next to me, staring at me and when I asked what he was doing he replied
"One has to look at the most beautifull woman in here from up close"

And I just wanted to flee <.<

Stroke his cheek and then slap him, that'll leave him with something to think about

I think it's best in Norwegian, but eh

"Sit down on my lap and I'll tell you about my hard growth" (Growth as in childhood)

My flatmate insists he once said: "If you knew how amazing my semen tasted you'd never want steak again." to a lady he had taken out to a restaurant.

Of course, it's technically not a pick-up line as he had already picked the lady up for them to eat out, but I found it funny.

feeling that this one should be bumped and maybe be brought back alive ( zombie thread, oh noes , kill it with fire!(no actuall killing please ^^) ), always fun to hear some successful (or possibly funny, less successful) pick ups, that might some others around here could try there luck with =) in a different environment, and different crowds.. or not if you happen to be that (un)lucky <3

"Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

Hi im a poet....