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Post by Phaedria Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:43 pm

´kay, this is going to be simple, what are your best / most sucsessfull pick up line? Wink
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Post by Raelan Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:09 pm

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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Post by Shandrea/Nar'Gaya Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:09 pm

I don't really use them myself.. Razz Being in a steady relationship and all.. xD But I was at The Gathering (Big LAN-party) once.. And this random guy came over to me...

Him: "Hey, what's the droprate on those pants?"
Me: (after giggling my ass off from the pure awesomeness of that line) "Sorry hun, they only drop on heroic mode."

That is by FAR the best pickup-line I've ever heard. Still makes me giggle to think back on it.
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Post by Shaelyssa Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:42 pm

Nar'Gaya wrote:Him: "Hey, what's the droprate on those pants?"
Me: (after giggling my ass off from the pure awesomeness of that line) "Sorry hun, they only drop on heroic mode."

HAHAHAHAH! XD I can't believe I laughed at that ... that's so geeky haha! :P
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Post by Jayse Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:50 pm

"Can I buy you a drink?"
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Post by Ehrfürchtige Bennedict Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:18 pm

Jayse wrote:"Can I buy you a drink?"

Or the more greedy version...

"Can you buy me a drink?"
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Post by Morty Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:37 pm

It was tested in Norway;

Officially, the best pick-up line (In Norway, atleast) is:

Do you like to fish?
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Post by Chase - Esou Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:06 pm

"You're getting laid tonight."
"How do you know?"
"I'm stronger than you."
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Post by Magaskawee/Anaei Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:23 pm

"Get in the van."
"DOes this rag smell like chlorophorm?"

And my personal favourite,

"You'll do."
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Post by Demurral Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:36 pm

Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

... I wonder why I don't pick up women often...
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Post by Ledgic Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:38 pm

Oskar wrote:"You're getting laid tonight."
"How do you know?"
"I'm stronger than you."

rofl
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Post by Quin Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:46 pm

"Heaven must be missing an angel, because those are some nice jugs."
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Post by Ralegh Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:04 pm

"I can run faster horny than you can scared."

Or the less rapy
"do you play a harp?"
(the reply is normally a no)
"i thought all angels played the harp."
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Post by Sanara Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:24 pm

"I must be a feminist, 'cause I wanna be on a level plane with you."
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Post by Shandrea/Nar'Gaya Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:08 am

Heard this one in a movie last night.. I almost pee'd a little due to laughing.. xD

Guy: "Hey, are you from Ireland?"
Gal: "Uhm.. no.."
Guy: Weird, 'cause when I look at you, my penis is dublin'"

Allright, much more fun spoken than read, but so awesome!
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Post by Gesh Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:09 am

" Results are in! I don't have the clap. Fancy a go? "
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Post by Mirian Lightguard Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:47 am

Raelan/Relithien wrote:
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

so bad one as a girl that is not intressted can respond;

Oh, thank you.. did it hurt, when you fall on your face?
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Post by Mirian Lightguard Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:51 am

Best pick up-line for girls so long they won't scare the men with a smile.

- want to spend time in bed with me.. any hetrosexual one that is intressted would agree to that.. case close..

for men.

Learn to be more intressting and do show you have a brain to think with then your hormones and needs takes over.. makes any girl step back and wonder what kinda fruit-case you are.
And not seem so eager.. that also scare them of.. better to be neutral and dont exspect anything often then something do happen.

Due this is my own personal thinking.. Razz
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Post by Nayan Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:47 am

Here's a funny fact few of you might suspect (due to various reputations):

I don't use pick up lines. Embarassed Like... ever. They just... come along or something. idk.
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Post by Rasonal Dranger Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:37 am

This is very fitting for:
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Post by Ixirar Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:36 am

Quin wrote:"Heaven must be missing an angel, because those are some nice jugs."

I was all "wtf" when I read the first half. Then I finished reading and I recognised you again..
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Post by Raelan Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:05 am

Wénndý wrote:

so bad one as a girl that is not intressted can respond;

Oh, thank you.. did it hurt, when you fall on your face?

I clearly wasn't trolling indeed.
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Post by Quin Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:30 am

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Post by Gesh Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:17 pm

Quin wrote:"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I lol'd!
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Post by Muzjhath Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:32 pm

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