RP quote page

*rains on you*

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Oooh, thank god I found this thread again. Thanks for the link Valerias!

Orcs have a soft side... or not:


And something that I already posted on the Dreadhowl thread, but might as well put it here too:

Spoiler:

The picture of Bareth cracked me up xD

Anegra & Bareth - Best Gilneans

"I drew a lion on it"... lol. xD


Anyways, contributing! I've had a few gems when roleplaying on Bezox, as his customers interact with the GHI items they just bought:


Jubel has just bought a "Magic Crystal Ball" (my interpretation of what a Magic 8 Ball would look like in WoW)
Jubel: "So, tell me Crystal Ball, shall I ever attain my dream of world domination?"
*Jubel shakes the ball*
Crystal Ball: "Only with enough Kaja'Cola!"
Jubel: I see... so Kaja'Cola is the key... yes, it all makes sense now. The pieces are falling into place!


From our Steam Tonk Pitfight event a few days ago: Valdris just defeated Teah in a 1-on-1 match.
*Valdris continues to mock and belittle Teah until he has her at the verge of tears. She runs indoors.*
Bezox: Ah yes, congratulations, sir! Now for your prize, I have it right here... *hands Valdris a ScareBear*
*Valdris looks skeptically at the doll, but decides to squeeze it*
ScareBear speaks: "Listen to the screams. What sweet music they make."
Valdris: Hmmm... yes, despite all, I believe this item shall prove useful. Thank you, goblin!
*Valdris cheerfully grabs the bear and runs after Teah*

I thought the profanity filter would actually make me sound less perverse



I wrote "arse", nothing else <_<

..The whole cave entrance thing makes it even worse.

You can't disarm me... but you can dis-arm me.

- Timna

My own quote -

We would have succeeded too if it wasn't for Captain Shiny and Colonel Kaboom here


Refering to a shiny paladin in armors and a human rogue who had a fetish for explosions - both guards. The dudes managed to arrest my char and my mate a long time ago.

On the topic of Blade costume nights....

Ledgic: This robe makes me arse itch.
Annie: 'eck tha' reminds me o'when ye 'ad tha' grea' barbarian 'ardness...
Aniane lets out a hacking cough.
Annie: Err 'arness. I meant 'arness.

Classic Led.

Valerias: Settling down? Are you sure you don't want a pipe and slippers?
Ledgic: I'm a bloke wit' a shack, a wife, two kids, a snake, and fightin'. Someone tries givin' me a pipe 'n slippers, I'll kill 'em wit' 'em.

Nessra and her niece struggling with a bottle:

"Keep you friends close and your women closer."

Harsk "Rem are you coming on this job?"
Rem "Nah, gonna stay here with the Mrs."
Harsk "Fuck the Mrs!"
Rem "Yes, I intend to."

I done one as typo, yet everyone found it hilarious and continued it IC, never live it down since...

I can't remember I think someone has a screenshot of it but... I called the Thallassian Pass the Thalassian ass.

Arli out to impress some girl in a bar: "Yeah, I'm a Deathamster of the Vile Thorn"

.......silence.......

Girl: "Death hamster? That's a strange rank for an assassin"

I do typo a lot, but that is one of the most embarrassing I've done in a /say

Samian at the council when the Arathorian's and the Regiment had beef.

"The Arathorians ran out of cows to milk, so they decided they'd try milk the Regiment."

ended myself.

Arli wrote:Arli out to impress some girl in a bar: "Yeah, I'm a Deathamster of the Vile Thorn"

.......silence.......

Girl: "Death hamster? That's a strange rank for an assassin"

:'D
Best thing ever!

Innuendo


I found a couple of new RPers in Darnassus the other day and this is only a tiny bit of their RP - where I intervened to see how they'd react by casting rejuvenate on one of them. They were going around, chatting up NPCs etc. I just love his insult...

Quin wrote:I find the ooc moments more hilarious most of the time, and in honor of Sigmar:

On that note.

Some quotes from RP at the closed session of Council last night...

22:47:26 [Areyah]: First off, why did you not send me a letter? I agreed to let you handle the matter, but as Minister of Defense, and as Bronze's defense, I needed to know.
22:47:54 [Maelmoor]: I was sitting on a beach in nowhere..
22:48:04 [Areyah]: You're not helping your case.

23:15:14 [Areyah]: You need to grow some balls, Lightbringer. Do -not- go into there taking a sycophantic stance.
23:15:23 [Areyah]: Stormwind is done with sucking on Ironforge's cock.
23:16:11 [Maelmoor]: By the time I return you might be done swearing and I can hand over the report Commodore

[Later]

23:34:38 [Areyah]: I could use a big victory to save my plummeting reputation.
23:34:57 [Raelan]: You could use some tact to save your plummeting reputation.
23:35:37 [Raelan]: I'm well known for my straightforwardness and bluntness, but I'm an apprentice compared to you.

'Inquiry of Faith', 3rd Edition, book used by the Chapter to quiz their own members on their faithfulness had THIS to say to those who reject the Light:

"The Light will turn from them and abandon them to forever walk alone in the park!"

23:15:23 [Areyah]: Stormwind is done with sucking on Ironforge's cock.

I assure you, Stormwind has only begun it's oral love making to Ironforge.

As a side note, when doing the Goodwyn Witch Burnings, one of the witches said something along the lines of:

"I curse you so all your asses fall off"