RP quote page

Did a character say some thing amusing, or perhaps poignant? Maybe there's part of a speech you want to remember, or a hilarious moment you don't want to forget. Share them here!

Tonight, at the Jewel of Dalaran, Sartain (a Tanarisi girl) said, on the topic of Arathor having a queen:

'Oh, female chieftain. The Rahini tribe, close to mine, have one of those. She cut her husband's head off after finding him with a camel. Claimed his tribe. I like her, she is strong.'

I cracked up >>

Another tanarisi person! \o/

of course, Tanaris rules! huzzah for Tanarisi people!

Corleth, in the ecclesiastical court of the Chapter; when discussing our views on other Alliance races once remarked:

"The Light did not intend for us to ride motorcycles."

Pretty good summing up of our views on Gnomes.

Haha! THAT was indeed so damn hilarious. A long and perhaps a tad tiresome discussion about various races and organisations... then the gnomes... then Corleth... ace. =P

Upon the Border between Stranglethorn vale and duskwood, where the ruined wall seperates the jungle from the rebel camp... prior to a great battle.

Seiken: "we shall funnel the enemy into this narrow gap and use his numbers against him, we shall name this spot the 'Warm Door'..."

Melfeena: "Sounds a little odd, why would you call it that?"

Seiken: "Becuase if i call it the Hot Gates, We will be facing what those gnomes call a 'lawsuit' ..."

Good old laugh that was, still got the screenshot somewhere from that.

I also cracked up at Sartain's comment, Vale. :p Was priceless.

Barean: "I was told the entire area is flooded?"
Drengi: "Yes, it is rather damp."

The two of them talking about the, at that point, recent events due to Cataclysm during a Senate meeting. The area they speak of is Wetlands, and Drengi never fails to deliver the punchline.

There was that one time Merandil tried to smooth-talk Devilana and mused that she "looked prettier in the dark." or something to that effect.

No wonder he never gets any.

Some dwarf halting the entire alliance army while we were about to engange the horde in combat.

"Halt! We cannot face them without drinking ale first!"

( or something like that.. but god xD )

Rofl.

The conclusion of a (successful?) date.

00:17:03 [Sadok]: Exquisite. My date has concluded. Though I did not have an opportunity to sire an heir, I have learned a valuable lesson.
00:17:22 [Karak]: "Don't stick it inna forsaken?"
00:18:06 [Sadok]: Nonsense. I learned that in my first year at the Magic Quarter.
00:18:30 [Karak]: ...ya...eh. Yeah okay.
00:19:09 [Sadok]: I was joking, if you failed to pick that up. Procreation to its own end is a futile endeavor.

Kozgugore Feraleye wrote:The conclusion of a (successful?) date.

00:17:03 [Sadok]: Exquisite. My date has concluded. Though I did not have an opportunity to sire an heir, I have learned a valuable lesson.
00:17:22 [Karak]: "Don't stick it inna forsaken?"
00:18:06 [Sadok]: Nonsense. I learned that in my first year at the Magic Quarter.
00:18:30 [Karak]: ...ya...eh. Yeah okay.
00:19:09 [Sadok]: I was joking, if you failed to pick that up. Procreation to its own end is a futile endeavor.

I lol'd. XD I'm glad my pyromaniac mage was of use! :>

[22:58:13] [Celeste Vanimedle] says: Because first comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a carriage!

During a talk Eira and Celeste had... <_<

I dunno why but I died of laughter IRL.

*Whistles innocently*

<3

Cross faction RP with Jean Pierre. Random DK tauren drops out of the sky, turns to my shaman and goes

"He bothering you?!"

Thankfully, when I said he wasn't, the tauren left <_< But I giggled a little.

RP with Aniane is often full of wonder. Such as this delightful emote.

"Aniane snots quietly"

Mm, so good.

It wasn;t Gen who said this, but my mage on the Sha'tar. He was a bit peeved about a bunch of self proclaimed paladins terrorising people hen announcing that 'might makes right'.

"If might makes right, Templar. Does that make me infallible?"

Needless to say that turn of phrase went right over their heads...

I've got a whole bunch of quotes from my DH group, not really WoW related. But shit, it'll probably bring a laugh. And it is roleplaying
Note: These were all said in character.
Note2: I'm only responsible for three of the quotes, the rest are my players and their characters.

"You see a carriage with four wheels, being dragged by a large brown animal with four wheels" - Me, the Gm describing a horse carriage

"You see carriage, but there is no car infront of the carriage." - The GM is yet again having issues describing carriages.

"He looks like he's dying, but he's in otherwise good physical shape"

"When in doubt, marry them."

"Vanja is drinking, Inessa looks like a wreck, Amarissa is apathetic and Armand is himself, what the fuck is going on!? AND I'M UP IN THE MORNING!"

"Shall you and I experiment in the kitchen, and try on him later?"

"It's like throwing a salami down a hangar!"

"I'm going to lookup the anusrodded Arbitrator."

"Both of you stand there and try to get it up, but eventually Armand thinks it's embarassing and simply walks up and does it."

"He just wants to give, but I want to take too!"

Nath wins. That is all. (Um if we're talking in terms of amounts giggled.)

Oh and Ledgic is a git.

My signature says it all.

Not funny Bob. NOT FUNNY.

One of my most treasured quotes is when Greggar in character stood very seriously, and commented on his wolf mask.

"I think I need a nigger mask"

That's how you make an entire group of orcs around a campfire go "o_o"

Valerias wrote:Nath wins. That is all. (Um if we're talking in terms of amounts giggled.)

Oh and Ledgic is a git.

When it comes to unintentional comedy, the shit me and my group in an average DH session is usually comedy gold.

Oh, and another one.

"You are all heretics and traitors! I curse you all!" - Nixios last words to the group before he's burnt on the stake as a heretic.

"So we caused 500'000 throne gelt in property damage, caused 200 civilian deaths, several traffic jams, exploding wrecks and murdered cultists in a high speed car chase.. And we're not getting executed for it? Shit, I'm starting to like this planet." - Carlos, the getaway driver.

"Emperors teeth Tristan! This entire Acolyte cell is going crazy, and you decide to fuck off and go on a metal tour for 2 months and party your way through the planet, without telling anyone! What in the Emperors name made you think this was a good idea?!
Well it seemed pretty cool on cocaine..." Amarissa the Assassin and Tristan the Rockstar Acolyte(I shit you not) discussing the finer points of investigating heresy.