Re: RP quote page

by **Buren** Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:11 am

Vangrel Lansire wrote:
23:15:23 [Areyah]: Stormwind is done with sucking on Ironforge's cock.

I assure you, Stormwind has only begun it's oral love making to Ironforge.

I thought the same my good friend..

by **Lexgrad** Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:51 pm

Pffff Areyah has always been the whore of Ironforge. I say let her kiss a dwarfs stout and small rod and we shall Go on leading this Alliance what!

by **Drustai** Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:29 pm

Siegmund and Mildrith are talking, at the center tents at Northwatch Hold.

I (on Areyah) am just casually strolling by, and only catch a single part of their conversation...

[Mildrith]: I'm sure the generals are cooking something up as we speak

So as I walk by, I say:

[Areyah]: You bet.
Areyah nods.

And casually walk on past.

Was perfect timing.

by **Lavian** Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:50 pm

Drustai wrote:Siegmund and Mildrith are talking, at the center tents at Northwatch Hold.

I (on Areyah) am just casually strolling by, and only catch a single part of their conversation...

[Mildrith]: I'm sure the generals are cooking something up as we speak

So as I walk by, I say:

[Areyah]: You bet.
Areyah nods.

And casually walk on past.

Was perfect timing.

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by **Grim** Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:27 pm

I never screenied it but one of my all time favourites is when Krogon's pirate Forsaken ran through the middle of a serious, dramatic RP conversation at Ratchet. Ran through it screaming "Whooooo!" and emoting waving a handful of female underwear.
The conversation stopped and everyone stared in bemusement and then one of the Marauders, a female orc, came rushing through after him screaming "OI! Give them back!"

Had me in stitches!

by **Jeanpierre** Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:31 pm

It happened a long time ago, but I'll do it again.. if I can.

JP logs in, finds himself in the Cathedral Infirmary, with a patient lying on the table in front of him and people asking for help.
- "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

by **Gor'Thrak Frosthowl** Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:09 pm

"I need to commune with the spirits of water" is a very common quote from some Shamans for when they need to take a piss.

Gor'Thrak "Back in my younger days.." atleast once every week.

Billy Bob "Anyone seen my camel Callem?" roughly every second day.

by **Drustai** Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:10 pm

Jeanpierre wrote:It happened a long time ago, but I'll do it again.. if I can.

JP logs in, finds himself in the Cathedral Infirmary, with a patient lying on the table in front of him and people asking for help.
- "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

Ahahahahaaha

by **Drustai** Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:06 pm

From the "cursed book" incident a few days ago:

[Areyah]: Sir Rae, I request that you remove your helmet so that I may punch you.

We aristocrats do our brawls with civility and grace.

by **Ixirar** Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:22 pm

Not from Defias, but this is among my finer moments of RP.

My gnome, Debri, approaching a human after being given orders to chase him off or kill him if he refuses to flee:

[Debri]: Human, this is a warning. I am approaching you with lethal intent. I advice you to back away immediately. Failure to comply will result in unrelenting annihilation.

by **Paia/Jenit** Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:20 pm

Paia to Odgan (RIP) after he got his eye mangled:

"Sorry lad, I'm afraid you are a cyclops."

by **Seranita** Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:37 pm

Monrena Umm Vhat?

by **Feral / Blackfall** Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:13 pm

Oh god... I have about a thousand of these. A great many are from Arenfel. One of my favorites: the time he was affected by a backfiring spell which caused the language center of his brain to malfunction for awhile (though likely in more magical terms). Among the things he said at the time:

[Arenfel] says: It bothers me too, talking canine in fuschia tiger skin.
[Arenfel] says: And that I don't reverse the flow of moonberry juice up the stranglethorn chainmail bikini in winter.
[Arenfel] says: Sariella, explain why my cockatrice is not functioning as a block of cinnamon?
[Arenfel] says: It does, ginger anvil...
[Arenfel] says: Fabulous. Goodnight chocolate lions, have a good wintersveil celebration in April and sweet icicles.

For the rest of my massive post (and I'll likely keep adding more in here & there), some are in quotes some aren't, deal with it! Just browse at your leisure, dear Lord don't try and read them all in one go.

Moar Arenfel Quotes:

Brigs, God I LOVE Brigs; he's insane, and takes everything IC.

Brigs Morgan:

Couple More, Longer Quotes:

John Ralegh:

Random Other Quotes:

A couple more poignant, non-funny ones.

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by **Swan Emperor Arenfel** Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:04 pm

... oh sweet baby Jesus and Buddha combined, I forgot about those Feral. What have you done.

by **Thelos** Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:20 pm

Arenfel/Mikhael wrote:... oh sweet baby Jesus and Buddha combined, I forgot about those Feral. What have you done.

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by **Ixirar** Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:35 pm

Thelos wrote:
Arenfel/Mikhael wrote:... oh sweet baby Jesus and Buddha combined, I forgot about those Feral. What have you done.

He said BABY Jesus. That is clearly 33-year-old-about-to-be-crucified Jesus-Buddha

by **Thelos** Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:39 pm

Don't be difficult.

by **erwtenpeller** Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:49 am

[Chéko] says: I'm a hunter.
[Feral] says: Hello, hunter.
Chéko runs off with her arms flailing over her head, going: "OOOOHHHLOOOHHH-OOOHHH"
[Feral] says: ...Brigs?
[Feral] says: I think Brigs got a girl costume...

Ha! That was me when I ran into role-players while I was questing. I couldn't resist trolling just a wee little bit >_>

by **Thondalar Stormleaf** Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:24 pm

[Thondalar Stormleaf] says: I am a.. Kaldorei druid! I do not fear stairs!
[Thondalar Stormleaf] yells: I TOLD YOU!
[Thondalar Stormleaf] yells: Stairs fear me!
[Thondalar Stormleaf] yells: They cannot overcome a druid!
[Thondalar Stormleaf] yells: Because they are made of wood!

Never laughed so hard as I did when doing this XD

by **Thondalar Stormleaf** Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:28 pm

This is something that cracked me up RP'ing. We had Arenfel imprisoned, and Azarth decided to have a chat whilst we were waiting for the Reaper.

16:53:37 [Azarth]: Quite so, you see watching you like this is really making my blood boil, my heart's practically dancing to get to run a hand or a finger over your flesh.
16:53:52 Arenfel looks at Azarth.
16:54:01 [Arenfel]: I'm old enough to be your great great grandfather.
16:54:22 [Azarth]: And that really gets me riled up, trust me, so close to death oh how wonderful you must taste.
16:55:00 [Arenfel]: ... so not only are you a necrophiliac with an embalming fetish; with an inferiority complex, but you also have no sexual preference for the corpses sex. Heavens sake, you're like a teenage Kel'thuzad with textbook bodily frustration.
16:55:35 [Azarth]: I'm crying out for attention oh would you please hear my feelings and teach me to be like you? Could I function with your help... Daddy?
16:56:00 Azarth leans his head to one side, eyes glinting with malice as he stares towards Arenfel.
16:56:06 Arenfel shudders.

by **Iriel Silversong** Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:28 pm

'' What I think Thilliath you are like a Butterfly on a Rose, when it comes to Wulfgnar... Spring has really come for you, has it..''

Iriel Silversong.

by **Allonia_Miral** Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:54 pm

Not actually IC, but from the raidchat in todays event - major fail:

22:57:16 [Siegmund]: I say Round X Starts you all capable of combat roll. Once you as a induvidial Roll, you emote depending on the values of the Boss Raptor. After you all emote I start the next round till you or it is dead.
22:57:47 [Jusiin]: Sounds... very promising.
*Allonia rolls 67*
22:57:58 [Siegmund]: *smacks allo*
22:57:59 [Allonia]: Oops
22:58:15 [Siegmund]: I was getting to that, thank allo you get higher values to kill it.
22:58:22 [Allonia]:
22:58:32 [Jusiin]: Nooo! D:
22:58:37 [Grenier]: ...
22:58:41 [Grenier]: We're dead.
22:58:43 [Táí]: Thanks allo!
22:58:52 [Jusiin]: We are soooo dead.
22:58:58 [Allonia]: D:
22:59:01 [Allonia]: Sorrrryyy!
22:59:03 [Menori]: better quit this before it get stonger.
22:59:47 [Jusiin]: Could someone please get a dwarf and a steam tank?
22:59:51 [Grenier]: (Luckily she didn't roll a 100)
23:00:23 [Jusiin]: We put the dwarf into the tube of the steam tank, shoot it at the monster, and boom, we won.
23:00:25 [Siegmund]: Anything below 30 you get hit. Anything 70 and above you manage to actually hit AND do something worthwhile to it. Oh and 15HP.
23:00:37 [Jusiin]: Holy.
23:00:51 [Siegmund]: ROUND 1 Start!
23:00:57 [Allonia]: Can I roll again? :3
23:01:01 [Siegmund]: Yes
*Allonia rolls 1*
23:01:13 [Siegmund]: *clap*
23:01:14 [Allonia]: O_____O
23:01:20 [Jusiin]: Allonia, you're dead :<

Karma strikes.

by **Littlepip** Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:56 am

LOOOOL!

by **Rashka** Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:09 pm

I got two. From Tonight. Me and Ralegh were standing on this tower, peering at the moon;

Ralegh: See... at this point we got the moon.. makes it real picture-like.
Rhavian nods.
Rhavian: Rhav like moon.
Ralegh: Yeah... its really nice...
Ralegh: Sorta makes me want to howl sometimes.... you ever get that?
Rhavian peers up at the moon, smiling slightly.
You nod.
Rhavian: Rhav want to howl.
Ralegh: Its real pretty... and white...
Ralegh: Its like... one white boob hovering in the sky... without a nipple though....
Rhavian nods a bit, stil peering at it.
Ralegh nods.
Ralegh: So... yknow.. still appealing.. but just a bit freaky.
Ralegh: Like... you want to touch it.. but that spot where the nipple should be... you just get a bit wary off it, yknow?
Ralegh: I mean.. you sneak your thumb over there just to check...
Ralegh: But somehow its just really odd and wrong.
Ralegh: And i mean.. what are you gonna tweak?
Ralegh: Or just.. yknow.. fiddle with a tiny bit...
Ralegh: When there aint anything in the middle...
Ralegh: Yknow... i aint sure i would likke boobs without nipples... its sorta just..
Rhavian: ..What nipple?

Rhavian: Rhav gonna howl now.
You nod.
Ralegh: Aight...
Rhavian would lift his head up staring at the moon as he howls loudly.
Ralegh: I figure im gonna avoid howling.. i mean im a proper yknow... in control fella who doesn't take into his baser ur-...
Rhavian: *Loud howl comming from the top of the tower, it sounds.. Pretty.*
Ralegh starts howling instantly when Rhav does it... like a reflex
Ralegh: *Hoooooowl*
Rhavian: *Hoooooooowl*
Ralegh: .....Light-dammit...
Rhavian stares at the moon still, smiling.
Ralegh: I told myself i wasn't gonna do that...
Rhavian: Rhav like it.

And then this Elf appears, and yells BOOOO very loudly, Rhav of course gets a shock and jumps off the tower. He ends up with a dislocated paw, and a bleeding face.
Just normal day as Worgen!

by **Tuomas/Decurius** Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:22 pm

Tonight: Tuo had discussed about tabards and discipline with his Sergeant, who in turn took it to the Captain. The Captain asks for a private talk with him. Tuo was naturally worried. And then she said to him:

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