RP quote page

I think my favourite moment with pest is when she borrowed Sadok's quill and then returned to him with a chicken.

Cant remember the orcs name: There is something lurking at the back of my head that bothers me.

Varekk: Probably a flea.

A Blood Elf and an Orc questioning another orcs statement about the elven warmashine.

My Troll Xith'Andra once had a deep and meaningful conversation about books nad studies, with Gazru'Rath the Drakkari Troll.

Xith: "Books are as important as family! They're allways there on a rainy day, when you just need to relax a little, or learn something new.

Gazru: "Ghrm. I had a sister. Sister had book. Me no like book, so throw book in river. Book drown. While Sister read it."

Xith: "Wait... What...?"

Gazru: *snickers*


Another quote that made time stand still was when my goblin was tinkering with her mechanical (male) chicken.. And before thinking about it, I manage to write: "Eep! My cock lost a feather!!"

(note here, that my gobbo is a lass, and folks were avoiding her for quite some time after this incident!)

Bahh I can't remember the names but it's one of the times the cartel went up against the Chapter to save one of the fish from their holy fire.Bob dressed in priest disguise tries to reason with the fanatical lunatic "Big Mistake" and gets slashed accross the chest. and starts to well bleed as you would.Last words before he blacked out

Quote: My new robes are ruined

''I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.'' Aesthetic's latest excuse for kissing yet another girl. It made me giggle.

I find the ooc moments more hilarious most of the time, and in honor of Sigmar:

So far I've seen many funny quotes but I am coming with a loving-romantic one.
My warrior Nilda was talking about memories with her husband Morty and this is what she said to him.

I wasn't certain of my feelings for such a long time, so shortly after I had fallen in love with Nygarth. I was horribly confused and didn't know if I wanted more.
So I relied on you, needed you as support but I didn't know for sure if I truly felt that way for you. The most cherished memory isn't one of romance or confessions. Not our first kiss or the first night spend together.
It's the day I took those bullets to keep you safe after I had found you in Stormwind. The day that I knew that you are worth every effort, all the pain and hardship. The day that I know that you, and what I felt for you, was worth dying for.

This is a very old one, but it's always amused me:

Valerias: I had a very drunken man tell me that I had beautiful hair last night.
Eothan: Beautiful... hair? While your hair is nothing to frown upon, that's like me saying you have an erotically desirable bottom lip.

Quin wrote:I find the ooc moments more hilarious most of the time, and in honor of Sigmar:

Oh man I miss Sigmar, what a legend.

Valerias wrote:This is a very old one, but it's always amused me:

Valerias: I had a very drunken man tell me that I had beautiful hair last night.
Eothan: Beautiful... hair? While your hair is nothing to frown upon, that's like me saying you have an erotically desirable bottom lip.

And thus 'Eothanisms' were born.

At Rargnasha's funeral, Morgeth becomes impassioned:

Hmmm for the Arathorians out here this one has brought lots of giggles, I am not going to elaborate and just leave it here ^_^

"Brace yeself, 'm 'bout te charge"

From Eodan

Tonight:

Ledgic leans down to press a kiss to the top of her head and then stops, sniffing her hair.
Led: Ye smell proper, proper clean. Like... y'know, na' washin' yerself in th'sea sorta clean.
Led: Like.. clean clean.
Aniane groans and leans over her mug.
Led: Feck did ye do?
Led: Where's me' wife gone?
Annie: I.. I 'ad a bath. Don' laugh a'me.

Shem: That's a question only Anethion herself could answer....*cough* himself.

Corleth: HERESY

Paragus: HERESY

lol'd.

"I want to come with you to Alderan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the force and be a Jedi like my father."

Genevieve, reading Pooch his bed time story.

Rofl. I like Anegra.

Nessra/Anegra wrote:

Died.

Brilliant.

Rofl, Bareth+Anegra is win

More epic Sartain comments at the Jewel:

'A taste of meat, honoured guest? It uh... did not bleed at all. It.. uh.. was... kil- died of natural causes. Eyeball grants fertility.'

Sartain: It is lamb, spices from Tanaris. You may have eyeball. It is good gift to man. Tell him it makes things swell, and he perform better.
Noxie: I erh, okay. Uhm. Sure. I'll jus'... uhm. Than's for the advice?

Quin: You recommend the eyeball?
Sartain: Yes. Make your wives shriek with delight.

Valerias, to Elegost: 'Your wife doesn't approve of balls?'

I didn't even notice how funny that sounded until Karlak pointed it out to me...

Valerias wrote:Valerias, to Elegost: 'Your wife doesn't approve of balls?'

I didn't even notice how funny that sounded until Karlak pointed it out to me...

...... You made your own character sound like a dyke!

"Halt your tongue lest it turns black."

I don't know, but I found it a Coris-y way of telling people to stop lying..

Kristeas, the former Sun Drizzle.