[H] Bern looking for evil master

Bern!

Are you bored with companions that don't really offer interaction?
Bern is the answer! Bern will be that companion that interacts, even when you don't want to.

Do you feel laughed at as a warlock for not having enough minions?
Have Bern at your side and show off your awesomeness!
Hire Bern and be that respectable dominating warlock you always hoped to be.

Can you summon a dreadlord but not a talking money on your shoulder?
Now you can summon Bern! He comes with a 100% zombie monkey entertainment guarantee.
Look at his adorable undead eyes. How can anyone resist those?!

Do not settle for cheap imitations, and go for the real deal: Bern!

You can feed him a soulshard. Watch his frenzy over Blood Elf hair. Or just let him entertain your guest with one maggot at a time. The answer to all your needs... is Bern!


So what's this about?
I'd like to occassionally RP on my baby forsaken warlock and I'm looking for a master for him. Even though Bern has some intelligence and independence, he's more like a pet monkey. For a master, I prefer an established, non Forsaken warlock roleplayer though any shadowy or necromantic roleplayer could do. Like any pet, the character does have some limitations in RP I can offer. Bern is not the type of character that can 'build RP for you'. But he certainly can add some flavor to the scene.

I can only offer occasional appearances on Bern as "it's only an alt". As Bern has little purpose without a 'master', I'd prefer to roleplay him only if/when the master is online. This poses a bit of a technical challenge as my main characters are on Alliance side eliminating the option of friendlists, but I think with real ID and/or MSN we could ping eachother when needed.

Interested? Let's arrange to meet ingame and allow me to show Bern in all his glory.

That (awsome) proposition would almost make me want to roll a warlock.

Lucky would be the one who ot you at his side !

Well, I suppose Zúlik could take someone under his wing, to teach him the ways of Voo- err. How to be a Warlock. And it would be good to get some more roleplayers Horde side!

It's not my intention to train him as Warlock at all. He's just a pet.

But I'll log in on Bern and try to seek you out.