The Forlorn Cartel's Shenanigans - On Hold

Good day, ladies and gents, and welcome to this thread. -sponsored by the Dwarven District Tax.
We at the Company like to indulge ourselves in various events of questionable purpose and morale. That’s why we’ll be organizing an event on each wednesday night at 20:30. Every week will feature a different event. A schedule of the events to be held can be found at the bottom of this page.

Whilst the Cartel is a largely shady and supposedly criminal organization, they take no effort in trying to hide the occurrence of these events to the authorities. Everyone is more than welcome to join in on the spectacles to come. Naturally, those that disrespect the authority of the Gang on it’s own turf will suffer the consequences.


Even though every evening will always feature a one main event, there is bound to be plenty of other things going on, such as plentiful alcoholic beverages, numerous round-chested objects (including the big boss himself), verbal warfare that can enrich any noble’s English and the selling of dubiously named narcotics.

A list of Regularly hosted events

Fight Nights
An evening in which the rowdy folks can finally show their muscle in a one on one fistfight. In general, these particular evenings are lead by our own muscly menace; Richard Atamont. If people wish to participate, they should speak to Rich’. He’s the lord of fisticuffs, and decides who fights who.
It is self explanatory that bets can be placed at our certified bookkeeper, Phillip Pierce, who is offering a generous 80% rate.


Cock Fights
The Cartel cocks are the finest in all of the Eastern Kingdoms. Those who wish to test their reputation are free to do so at these evenings. Each fight is to the death, and the losing cock will be decapitated and served to the victor’s owner. It is guaranteed that animals were harmed during the process of these events.
Naturally, there is betting to be done. After all, where cock’s blood flows, there is profit to be made! Bets can be placed on our feathered fighters at a 80% rate.

Drinking Contest
Yes, free booze for all participants...! You might call us mad, but we are more than happy to supply a man with his hourly need of sauce, if he will thereafter continue to ridicule himself in plain sight.
*Note: Those who start to harass bar personnel will be thrown in the canals without hesitation*

Clinical Drug Testing
Everyone with at least half an ear has heard of the famous substances the Dwarven District produces. Gnogaine, Arcana and Holy Sand.. Each and every product has made it’s name, and is even popular amongst the frontier soldiers of the Alliance. But our doctors, chemists and potheads are always looking to enrich the narcotics business!
Join these evenings, and indulge in the phenomenon that is: a free trip.
*Note: None of the Doctors can be held responsible for permanent brain damage, the losing of a vital optical organ or the shrinking of genitalia*


If you’re interested in joining one of these events, simply hop by on the correct time and date! We’re looking forward to having you in our hospitable alley.

Very much looking forward to this becoming a thing!

Sullee Swiftspeech wrote:What to bring: Money and a cock

...that's what she said.

Sorry. Looks good either way!

Additions to the calender, ladies and gents! Come one, come all!

Wednesday, 10/04/2013 - 20:30 (server time)
What: Casino Extraordinaire
Where: The Shady Lady
What to bring:Money!
Contact person: Phillíp, Sullee

Wednesday, 17/04/2013 - 20:30 (server time)
What: Derby of the Districts
Where: To be chosen
What to bring:Sporting attire & your fans
Contact person: Bismack, Sullee

Looking forward to these events