The District's CockFighting Club - 20/03/2013

Rumour has been spreading that Sullee Swiftspeech, shareholder of The Shady Lady, is going to be hosting a series of Cockfights at the fine establishment. Of course, one can not control where rumours might spread to, and so it is uncertain what kind of crowd such an event will attract. However, it would go without saying that the nature of such a happening is not entirely legitimate: those spreading these rumours would be careful who to share it with.



Welcome, dear potential spectators of greatness! Yes, yes-.. I know what you're thinking.. and yes! It is a potential evening filled with horrible cock-puns!
But, next to that already appealing motive, there is more to be had. A drink, a look at the best trained cocks in the kingdom and a potentially lucrative evening for the cock-training thugs!

Date: wednesday, the 20th of march!
Time: 20:30
Location: The Shady Lady.
What to bring: Your cocks, if you are looking to compete!



The event is open to everyone! Those who wish tho participate in the cock-duels, please think on wether your character would be knowledgeable on cocks the subject or not, and take this into account when preparing your cock.

Amazing

Raene does not own a cock, so obviously she will not be bringing one.

However, she will try to be in attendance to tend to all the cocks and nurse them all back to health when they're limping after a round. Being a Druid, and loving nature and all that it'd be disastrous to see all the broken and mangled cocks, so she'll do her best to minimise damage and make sure that all the spectators are sated and that the competitors go home with minimal fluids shed from their bodies.

Raene wrote:Raene does not own a cock, so obviously she will not be bringing one.

However, she will try to be in attendance to tend to all the cocks and nurse them all back to health when they're limping after a round. Being a Druid, and loving nature and all that it'd be disastrous to see all the broken and mangled cocks, so she'll do her best to minimise damage and make sure that all the spectators are sated and that the competitors go home with minimal fluids shed from their bodies.

All fights in this competition, involving cocks, are fights that are ended with decapitation.

... Well, that was a waste of a dozen cock jokes!

I shan't be attending this orgy of carnage!

Ohgawd I love this so much!!!!!!!!!!! *Squeeeeeeee*!
I'll see about hatching a cock so I can join in for this glorious escapade!

Too bad the pet battles aren't visible to other players.

I deem this the mascot

just... *snicker* xD great idea!

This is this month!
hurhur

Tomorrow, cock blood will flow!

... You know, I actually had the perfect alt for this event.

My gnomish pirate who fed his Westfall Chicken, Mr. Charles the meat of his fallen enemies. Why did I ever delete that guy?

Tonight, comrades. Be there and bask in the glory that is Sullee's ferocious cock.

Got any screenies from the night?

I didn't take any, sadly.. Though I believe someone did-.. Nifty? Phil?

I was unaware of this event until someone whispered me the following out of context:

"Sullee's cock would slowly awake from it's slumber and go to stand up. It's even fatter now, with it's feathers spread out."

I was a bit confused as to the feathered part.