Brok's Poetry

Deep within Brok's personal belongings lies a small book. The book's pages are well thumbed and contain... poetry...

Foreword:

Back when I was a lad, half crippled and shunned because I weren wasn't able to hold an akse axe properly a strange old orc came to the vallee valley. He was old and had a beard, I never found out his naym name so I called him 'Beardy'. He was around for a long time, and he showed me how to fite without weapons and I'll be honest and say that this gave me a porpoise and prevented me from wondering wandering into the wilderness to die.
One of the things he tort me was to write little poems. He called them 'haichoo' or something. I have always wandered wondered why they was named after a sneeze.
These little haichoos help me come to terms with my thort thoughts and atchee achive peas.

"The pretty orc girl
the things I would do to her
would make a long list."

"Elf girls are too thin
they should put on some more weight
then I would touch them."

"Punching things is fun
the Beardy chap showed me how
I can also kick."

"Beautiful her
my heart speeds at sight of she
must stay by her side."

"A gnome is most vile
why do they even exist?
curse their giant heads!"

"I love me some pork
invented by a true genius
does it grow on trees?"

"The Chief is quite fit
is it treason to say that?
best not mention it."

"Glad I'm no shaman
talking to spirits seems weird
I prefer people."

"Mistress of snipers
Crypto the mammoth slayer
BOOM BOOM BOOM it died."

"Hiding a boner
when swimming with an elf girl
is pretty tricky."

"What use is a sword
when I have snapped your damn wrist
can't stab me now, twat."

"I can't tell apart
male or female elves
they are all so pink."

"The glacial lake
a wolf leaps onto the ice
snarling teeth bared."

"To live is to fight
this age is known for warfare
there will be no end."

"There is no sight like
the female form unclothed
I fucking love it."

"Beer, wine, ale and mead
drinking them all is awesome
until the morning."

"Cruel punishment
disgraceful, bad, uncalled for
an unjust reward."