Re: Stupid things you do...

by **Shrogan** Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:08 pm

But of course. What's the purpose of ruining the world you're trying to conquer?

by Guest Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:10 pm

Shhh! You're ruining the images in my mind of a troll emperor driving a prius and wearing sunglasses, sticking his head out of the window, while shouting FLOWERS KITTIES FLUFFY THINGS!

...Ah, I see the prius is clad in skulls as well.

by **Exigua** Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:58 pm

Archal/Hazrah/Vaneyk wrote:I find this thread offensive. People might know people who committed suicide, therefore I would like to see this thread locked.

I created this thread with no intention to be rude to those who have commited suicide, neighter to anyone who have lost their loved ones. If you find the threat offensive, I give you, and all who do, my humble appology. I'm sorry if I ripped open an old wound.

by Guest Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:21 pm

Right, did recall another thing!

Was having breakfast a few years ago. Saw a bee on the floor, I felt kind and wanted to take it outside rather then kill it.

I leaned down grabbed it by the wings and walked towards the door, just as I reach the door it stung me! So I slammed it into the floor and squashed it so badly it'd never forget who killed it.

I shouldn't have been kind in the first place. o.<

by **Wubeh** Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:23 pm

Vargosh/Trave/Thandros wrote:Right, did recall another thing!

Was having breakfast a few years ago. Saw a bee on the floor, I felt kind and wanted to take it outside rather then kill it.

I leaned down grabbed it by the wings and walked towards the door, just as I reach the door it stung me! So I slammed it into the floor and squashed it so badly it'd never forget who killed it.

I shouldn't have been kind in the first place. o.<

Bees are worthless fucks who should be killed all the time.

by **Jayse** Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:34 pm

Vargosh/Trave/Thandros wrote:I leaned down grabbed it by the wings..

Is an example of fail..

Vargosh/Trave/Thandros wrote:I leaned down and trapped it in a cup with a sheet of paper over the opening then released it outside..

Is an example of win..

Remember kids.. be a winner, getting stung is for chumps! Wink

by **Exigua** Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:03 pm

I agree with Jayse. Getting stinged by bees/wasps mostly comes down to impropper behaviour.

by **Nithel** Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:11 pm

I once looked into the sun.

by Guest Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:50 pm

Jayse wrote:
Vargosh/Trave/Thandros wrote:I leaned down grabbed it by the wings..

Is an example of fail..

Vargosh/Trave/Thandros wrote:I leaned down and trapped it in a cup with a sheet of paper over the opening then released it outside..

Is an example of win..

Remember kids.. be a winner, getting stung is for chumps!

Lawl, I was still trying to be kind. Cba be serious when you just woke up and was having breakfast. o.<

And don't be a wuss, its just a sting!

by **Torukan** Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:43 pm

Stupid thing I done was actually watch Wubeh's profile pic dancing to X gonna give it to ya for 3 minutes and 40 seconds

by **Sanara** Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:45 pm

When I was like, five, I drove my tiny wheeled plastic pony down the stairs because I wanted to say good night to my mum when she was having guests. Landed on my head.

Yeah, I can't say I do many stupid things. I'm too weary of my own health to endanger myself much.

by **Wubeh** Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:25 pm

Rushomi wrote:Stupid thing I done was actually watch Wubeh's profile pic dancing to X gonna give it to ya for 3 minutes and 40 seconds

:3

by **Guldujenu** Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:39 am

Adding to my list as i didn't remember earlier.

-With my friend we used roman candles to try and shoot eachother. Without safety goggles and stuff. Noone got hurt, but damn it was awesome.
-Shoot fireworks from my hand in general.
-Build an awesome giant firework by disassembling other fireworks and stuffing them on a can.

-Get dragged in a childrens mini-tractor with a moped, you know rope tied to the moped.
-Same as above but i was dragged with a car.
-With my friend, we stole someones bra's when they were hanging outside to dry. We put them on the traffic signs.

by **Tso/Feloreth** Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:29 am

Halya wrote:I once said the meaning of life is cats.

The meaning of life is 42.

by Guest Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:17 am

Going on a walk after a drinking binge and ending up wrecking a fence, ripping off license plates and stealing a flag, which resulted in getting chased by a man and his dog.

by Guest Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:52 am

Not really stupid on my part, but it's a funny story.

Few years back I was into going down to the local bike track, generally fucking around. Well one time my sister (Seven or so at the time) wanted to tag along. So I was just "Oh what the hell, don't really care anyway" and so when we got there, she stood at the top of a hill whining that she was scared.

I told her to close her eyes and just go.

Well she did. But she didn't open her eyes either. She hit the kicker at the bottom of the hill and went FLYING, span around a few times and landed on her face.

Yes, there were tears, but it was funny as heck.

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:58 am

*Is sitting in a lab, looking around... so very very tempting*

Also, Cyaska... Neutral

by **Wubeh** Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:50 pm

Cyaska, that was not stupid, it was hilarious.

by **Grufftoof** Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:50 pm

When I was little I was gardening (well, you know, trying to "help" using a trowel and generally making a well intentioned mess).

My brother (one year younger) was getting in the way of my green fingers. As he bent down to get something, maybe pull up a weed, I wasn't really paying attention. I stabbed him in the head with the trowel.

I was inside the house pretending I was innocent faster than roadrunner.

A lot of my "stupid" things tend to be boiled down to one point. The decision that another "one" is ok... "after that I will go home"...

by Guest Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:57 pm

When we were 5 years old, my twin sister and I used to get babysat by the lady across the street. She pissed me off one day (my twin, not our babysitter) while we were sprawled on the sofa, watching TV.

I did what any nasty little kid of my nature would do, naturally: I grabbed her foot and bit down hard on her big toe.

For some reason, I never really got into trouble for it, if I remember right. So I guess it can't be classified as stupid, after all. Very Happy

by **Jazzle** Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:30 pm

Felinaa/Dijie/Finnabhair wrote:When we were 5 years old, my twin sister and I used to get babysat by the lady across the street. She pissed me off one day (my twin, not our babysitter) while we were sprawled on the sofa, watching TV.

I did what any nasty little kid of my nature would do, naturally: I grabbed her foot and bit down hard on her big toe.

For some reason, I never really got into trouble for it, if I remember right. So I guess it can't be classified as stupid, after all.

Haha, if no one finds out, nothing's wrong.

by Guest Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:40 pm

Well, she did go cry about it, I remember that much, but I didn't get punished, so...

I WIN.

by **Mikasa** Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:26 pm

I ran in a swimming hall.. Almost cost me my knee.
Fell and cracked open my left knee cap. :<

Remember kids, never run in a swimming hall!

by **Wubeh** Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:20 pm

Mikasa wrote:I ran in a swimming hall.. Almost cost me my knee.
Fell and cracked open my left knee cap. :<

Remember kids, never run in a swimming hall!

That did not happen in sweden did it? I remember some odd 10 years back some retarded Danish kid running about shouting some nonsense then slipping and busting his knee.

by **Mandui** Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:52 pm

Top 3:

1. When I was 7, and while being extremely bored, I thought it'd be a good idea to try and see if I can jump from one balcony to the other, on the 3rd floor. I did make it, but a friend of my dad's saw me from the street below. I got the belt that day Sad

2. When I was 9, I had a bad argument with my dad, because he refused to let me hold the steering wheel while driving (something he allowed now and then!). I got really pissed off, got in the car while he was busy and I actually managed to drive whole 12 meters before I gently bumped into a fence. I got the belt that day Sad

3. My parents were stubbornly refusing to let me join the local horse riding club for a few years. So, when I was 11 or so I sneaked out of the house one night and "borrowed" the neighbor's horse for a ride, which evolved into me getting lost in the woods for 3 days to finally be found by firefighters who were sent to look for me. I got the belt that day Sad

If I ever have a kid like myself, I'll /wrist.

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