Stupid things you do...

Halya wrote:I once said the meaning of life is cats.

The meaning of cats is to claim my computerchair!

Lord Rutherford wrote:
Scenario two: Tried to slide down a hill using paper-plates and fairy liquid. Result; painful.

Works well with rubber bags too.
Best when the ground is slightly frozen and after 1.5 seconds you realise that this makeshift thing is going far too fast for your liking but it's impossible to slow down.

The most stupid thing i`ve ever done, well thats pretty easy. Last year while we were on my summer house we got the idea of curing a friend`s hungover with a alternative method. It involving the following: 1 ATV, 1 Matress, alot of rope, 1 sleeping drunktard.

Basically we tied the matress to the ATV while he was sleeping, took it out on the street and throttled the ATV for some 15-20 meeters, now belive me our drunken friend was very much sober when he woke up rolling in the dirt. A worth O-shit moment.

hehe. That doesn't sound very smart! Just the kind of thing this thread need!

A friendly tip.

Wheelbarrow race is never a good idea.

>_>

I don't really feel like biting chunks out of my arm... You do realise this is about actual things you've done, right? (although stupid)

Yes, thats why I said if. As in, if.

Most stupid and dangerous/retarded thing ive ever done... Hmm, I cant think of the most stupid, that ties between two different things, so ill just say both of them. Both of them, as with all the insane, stupid and dangerous things in my life, involved my two brothers aswell.

First was pulling down a very large tree with my brothers then turning around and running instead of sideways, we very nearly got crushed... Eh... Infact by the end of the day I was nearly killed by a head injury from that incident... Heh.

Next thing, digging a pit (A circle of about 2 meters, about 1 meter deep) in our backyard, sharpening branches untill they could cut through you quite easily, putting them in the pit, attaching a swing (Made of thick robe to keep it there, and half of a broken Bokken as the seat...) On the tree over the pit, then swinging over it and seeing if anyone falls. Unluckily for me the swing broke when I was right over it, luckily I landed right in-between all of them with only a few scrapes on me.

I have 4 scars, 3 of which, were by one of my brothers. I would also say how they happened but thats stupid things they did, not me!

Mine is kinda simple, Driving while slammed.

In additon to this: Russian Roulette, well, kinda, one of us chickened out so no rounds were played, still really stupid to aggre to join in on something that retarded. Still say the first one was more stupid since I could hurt other people by doing that.

Playing the African roulette is much worse ma' man! You pick one of five tribes' women to give you a blowjob but....

...one of them is a cannibal.

Gentlemen, Gentlemen! There are kids reading this!

BRING ON THE HARDCORE STUFF.

Deleted your post Geldar?

They're African, they all have STD's.







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Ok, I apologise. D:

Right, so I just thought of another two occations.

A few weeks ago, while drying a knife after dishing it, I noticed the tip werent very sharp. I dragged the blade of the knife a few times over my palm, nothing happened. I then sliced two times hard with the tip across the palm, wich started to bleed shortly... Lucky me the tip were not sharper than it was...

It was fall two years ago... I climed up the bow line of a military ship and crawled onto the prow...

Wubeh wrote:In additon to this: Russian Roulette, well, kinda, one of us chickened out so no rounds were played, still really stupid to aggre to join in on something that retarded. Still say the first one was more stupid since I could hurt other people by doing that.

Whoa... A good thing one of you came to their senses and "chickened" out...

Hum rude boy boy long enough till the guard comes to end you.

ps. Good thread.

Weell.... I had this great idea that it was possible to water ski behind a big fishing-processing ship

Turns out, it aint very smart, although funny as hell

Stupidest thing i have ever done : Buy wow.

And beside that probably car surfing last summer. had to hold on to the black things on the roof that can hold luggage carriers-box-things.

Quin wrote:Hum rude boy boy long enough till the guard comes to end you.

ps. Good thread.

They -did- notice me rather quickly... Thanks

Got a fine or something out of that, exigua?

A warning. Nothing more.

Well stupid things i've done...

-Play "catching dart" with my brother when i was 8 or so. (He ended up having it sticking out of his hand etc.)

-Burn some paper in my friends dad's car. The car burned down, but luckily it wasnt in use. We weren't allowed to hang around after that. I was 10 or so.

-Throw rocks at the highway. (Yeah... we were young and stupid.)

-Try to fish with a small-rifle, from a boat, standing up.

-I once drove home from the bar, completely smashed.

-Smoking.

And in general, say things without thinking. =p

Swim in a lake with my mobile phone on my pants. o.<

That's one thing, couldn't think of anything else atm!

Hitting a fucking wall at 120km/h in a friend's car because of a fucking black dog in the highway, three hours ago. Luckily we're fine I think. We bled a bit, got some bruises and whatnot, but we'll survive. Not sure if the car's salvageable. Pics to come soon.

I find this thread offensive. People might know people who committed suicide, therefore I would like to see this thread locked.

Shrogan wrote:Hitting a fucking wall at 120km/h in a friend's car because of a fucking black dog in the highway, three hours ago. Luckily we're fine I think. We bled a bit, got some bruises and whatnot, but we'll survive. Not sure if the car's salvageable. Pics to come soon.

Holy shit... 120km/h? You kidding me? And just a few bruises?! .... That does sound lucky! And thank god for that. .. you're serious right? O_O

Actually I escaped with just afew bruises both times I've done a barrel roll in a car.

And fuck shrogan you suck at driving.

He drives a prius, what the hell did you expect.

*drifts off in his own thoughts*

Emperor Shro: WAAAGH KILL ALL NON TROLLS! BLOOD FIRE DEATH! But guys, be mindful of the environment while doing it.

*Shro puts on sunglasses and drives away in prius*

FLOWERS, KITTIES, FLUFFY THINGS!