Tree

Hi.

I RP a tree. There's not much more to it. It's pretty chill. Nifty doesn't wanna water me and Huolong wants to chop me down when I dry up from the guards' pee.

If you want to adopt me, please get in touch. I am very eager to explore the world, and the Cartel probably wouldn't mind selling me off to any eager tree-owners!

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Intrigued i am, Go on... you will, fascinating is this.

/Yoda_off.

Admittedly, this made me chuckle.

I just had my first emote fight as an inanimate tree. I defeated Kyven the Mighty, Champion of the Stormwind Regiment.

My initial confusion swiftly turned to intrigue by the time I finished reading this. I may have to swing by one someone and take a gander.

Slowly climbing the social ladder. One step at a time!

Ixirar/Kavalis wrote:

Slowly climbing the social ladder. One step at a time!

Climbing or droping? Maybe choping?

Curse me for being in Darnassus ICly now Don't get stolen by anyone until I'm back, want to decorate the tree abit...

I'm a tree. Who would steal a tree.

Besides, I'll just beat them up like I beat Kyven!

Well it's christmas soon, never know how low people go to get a tree in their livingroom.

Kyven was definitely barking up the wrong tree.

AND TURN YOUR GRAPHICS SETTINGS UP.

Lowest gfx settings out of habit...

I pissed on the tree aswell...
I feel i deserve achievement points.

10/10, would demote again

There has been some confusion lately (admittedly mainly caused by me) about the exact name and gender of the tree.

I can now confirm that the tree is indeed not Ixirar the female tree, but simply is called "Tree" and is of no gender.

I'm looking forward to next week, where I plan to rally the tree RP Community and form the Council of Trees (Or simply the Tree Council) which will serve as a governing body for trees of all kinds and provide RP to those that like RPing trees. I am also looking for any players involved with the D.E.H.T.A. organisation to make way for some cooperation between the DEHTAers and the trees. I feel it is a very mutually beneficial relationship that could be created there.

On another note, I feel I need to adress the issue of urine on trees. While the tree may be able to absorb some level of nutrition from the urine, it is overall a waste and as such can be considered the same as recycling oxygen (which is bad cause it fills your lungs with CO2 and CO2 is not a breathable compound). It also adds a high level of danger to the life of the tree as it provokes guard sergeants to pick fights with us, sending in their lackeys to chop us down. So please, refrain from urinating on us.

And now the entire class wonders why I'm laughing.

Clearly, Tree is the best RPer EU

This has made my morning. I'm sorely tempted to roll an Alliance just to piss on the tree...

Poor tree...

I was under the impression tree form got put on a timer in Cata during a patch I think, but I assume its not on a timer anymore?

Anyway. Someone has to come along and inscribe penises in your bark.

Anyway. Someone has to come along and inscribe penises in your bark.

This is the law. Any free space must have at least one crudely drawn penis scrawled onto it.

Eira wrote:I was under the impression tree form got put on a timer in Cata during a patch I think, but I assume its not on a timer anymore?

Anyway. Someone has to come along and inscribe penises in your bark.

There's a minor glyph that gives you a permanent treant form that is purely cosmetical and has no effect on anything except your looks.

I am proud to announce that Tree now has its own facebook page!

lyk dis if u crai evrytim

https://www.facebook.com/DefiasTree

Ixirar/Kavalis wrote:I am proud to announce that Tree now has its own facebook page!

lyk dis if u crai evrytim

https://www.facebook.com/DefiasTree

"Be the first person to like this"

Nooope.