Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

Yes. Fuck you, homosexuals. You're all going to Hell! My favourite religions dictate this, so it must be true!

Moreover, buttocks are amazing. I've lush round buttocks like Shae. We've our own cushions, like. It's amazing.

Seriously, though, Corleth. I'm coming to London coming Friday with my (female) mate. Would it make you feel like an old man meeting up with people almost half your age? You did promise me that vegan meal, bear in mind. Or was that an American habit, where you suggest to do something and never follow up?

[Rmuffn]

A 17y old dutch boy and his equally aged ladyfriend.. I don't think granpa corleth would manage that hysteria

unless he was high

[Guest]

Lorainne didn't your mother teach you not to go hooking with strangers in different countries!

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

I felt like joking about my mum, but it would only be horribly inappropriate.

In fact, I was barred from flying to Norway to have consensual sex with a heterosexual, so instead I'm off to London with my female friend so I don't get shanked on the train home at night.

[Rmuffn]

who goes to norway..

[Guest]

I was barred from flying to Norway to have consensual sex with a heterosexual

WHAT

[corleth]

In fact, I was barred from flying to Norway to have consensual sex with a heterosexual, so instead I'm off to London with my female friend so I don't get shanked on the train home at night.

norway is now the ultimate cock-block country yah?

but for real, i just got back from holiday on friday and im spending some time with my parents in cornwall (a place in england you doofus), dont know if ill be back by friday but if i am ill get in touch; even if it might be awkward as fuck idgaf as long as im allowed to bring a friend of mine

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

Oh, you've never met up with any of the Brotherhooders (:geeksnort:), have you? No, neither have I. ._.

I'll talk to my mate before I get back to you. She's paranoid about meeting strangers from the web, like any normal person should be.

[Rmuffn]

Corleth fits the description of the web strangers one are supposed to stay away from.

"Half your age older and male"

[corleth]

Oh, you've never met up with any of the Brotherhooders (:geeksnort:), have you? No, neither have I. ._.

no, why would i have? most people who only know me by my forum persona are annoyed by me and those i actually rp/chill with are content to hang with their friends in whatever continental country they dwell in. i wouldnt mind doing it though lol, could be fun

and yeah erahn im an old pedo beware

[Rmuffn]

but dude your forum persona is nearly better than the lame-o you are in chapter Gchat.

You're practicly human in that chat..

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

You seem like a kind, polite, eccentric young lad. - Is that a pick up line? It wasn't meant to be one.

I would've met up with Shae as well, but he won't be in England until September. It's a real shame!

[Feydor]

cornwall, you say? the land of the famous richard d james? i am jelly
pay your visits to

its right next to

if you're brave enough, perhaps ascend

or if thats too tough

should be manageable
and be sure to pay respects to john peel

in gwennap pit


eat a pasty in the middle of a standing stone circle. grants +2 to all attributes for the rest of the day.


its pretty sad that all my knowledge of cornwall comes from aphex twin song titles

[Guest]

did u tink dis was the music thread or was dat supposed to go here

[corleth]

did u tink dis was the music thread or was dat supposed to go here

smh


p.s been listening to pretty much nothing but richard d. james' music since i got here

[Braiden]

Payback's a bitch, laughed so hard.

[Hermie]

http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate

U SHERLD TRE THERS SERT.

[Lavian]

who goes to norway..

Me.

[Guest]

did ya have fun?

[Shaelyssa]

@ConcernedMom69 makes me happy

he's very much your style i think cor baby

[Thelos]

Happy birthday, me!

Why, thank you, me. You are too kind.

[Vaell]

Thelos, you're not allowed Birthdays. You don't deserve fun!

[Rmuffn]

who goes to norway..

Me.

I thought of you when I wrote that way back, you're the exception, mind.



*EDIT* Happy Birthday Thelos

[Humphry]

Happy birthday big blue, just for you here's a picture of some bad ass smurfs




P.S. I'm not sure why, but for some reason that smurfette makes me think of Zalissa, it may be the knife she's brandishing so casually.

[Rmuffn]

I saw irl Zalissa too!


She's clearly a smurf.

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