Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

[Grufftoof]

Denmark. The land of bacon. And Pandas.

[Shaelyssa]

"In times of either peace or war have you‚ ever been involved in‚ or suspected of involvement in‚ war crimes‚ crimes against humanity or genocide?"

"Have you ever been involved in‚ supported‚ or encouraged terrorist activities in any country? Have you‚ ever been a member of‚ or given support to an organisation that has been concerned in terrorism?"

"Have you ever‚ by any means or medium‚ expressed views that justify or glorify terrorist violence or that may encourage others to terrorist acts or other serious criminal acts?"

shit I think the border agency is onto me

[Rmuffn]

LOLWHAT.. The last one is alarmingly close to the stuff you post here! Naughty you.

[Grufftoof]

Who do you think pointed the FCO and UKBA to look into Shae's application?

Wait... not me... honest.

[Ehrfürchtige Bennedict]

Even tho nobody will understand the text, look at the pictures.

Giant waterfight, using big boats.

Celebrating the Seafarers

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

I hate myself for laughing at this:

Spoiler:

[Seranita]

That is clever yet.. so very bad.. I confess I chuckled for a moment tut tut Lorainne

[Ehrfürchtige Bennedict]

Haha oh-...

[Rmuffn]

HAHAHAHA

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

Simon Amstell is a living legend. Corleth is probably a fan, since Amstell's gay, of Jewish descent, a vegan and teetotal!

[Antistia]

"In times of either peace or war have you‚ ever been involved in‚ or suspected of involvement in‚ war crimes‚ crimes against humanity or genocide?"

"Have you ever been involved in‚ supported‚ or encouraged terrorist activities in any country? Have you‚ ever been a member of‚ or given support to an organisation that has been concerned in terrorism?"

"Have you ever‚ by any means or medium‚ expressed views that justify or glorify terrorist violence or that may encourage others to terrorist acts or other serious criminal acts?"

shit I think the border agency is onto me

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You're toast, Shae, our brilliant questionnaire will stop you!

[Feydor]

this type of shit really fucking sickens me
Apparantly: Guy posts police brutality video of Colorado police brutally beating someone. The police find out and beat him so bad he needed surgery to remove part of his intestines. When they find out he posted the video again, this is what happens.


Fuck knows what is true but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

[Vaell]

So I saw the Expendables 2 last night...

Best comedy of 2012.

[corleth]

Simon Amstell is a living legend. Corleth is probably a fan, since Amstell's gay, of Jewish descent, a vegan and teetotal!

yeah i like him especially on Never Mind The Buzzcocks but he's teetotal?? ahhh damn

he did that small series with Jessie Cave, who i love and am seeing do her Bookworm show in a few days, in the run up to some stand-up tour and getting on twitter

[Shaelyssa]

ugh fey that was awful. things like that happen here sometimes too but it's rare

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You're toast, Shae, our brilliant questionnaire will stop you!

:(

I dont get why they bother adding questions like those I mean who's stupid answer yes to them???

[Antistia]

I dunno. People who don't fucking respond on whatsapp?! Do I need to cut you?!

[corleth]

when i come back to WoW im going to make a neckromancer. lemme romance dat neck girl. gonna love on that neck like u wont believe. you gona call the cops

[Shaelyssa]

I dunno. People who don't fucking respond on whatsapp?! Do I need to cut you?!

What're you talking about??? I don't use my blackberry anymore, I dont even have whatsapp o_O. I only ever turn my crapberry on to get some of my contacts and I dont have an internet service anymore so ... what???

you should just use msn more or move to skype already like normal people

[Shaelyssa]

eid mubarak, o ye infidels!!!!

also can't go to sleep cause the mosque guy has been saying "allahu akbar" over and over and over again for the past 40mins ow

[Darilas]

What.The.F*ck.Seriously

[Antistia]

I dunno. People who don't fucking respond on whatsapp?! Do I need to cut you?!

What're you talking about??? I don't use my blackberry anymore, I dont even have whatsapp o_O. I only ever turn my crapberry on to get some of my contacts and I dont have an internet service anymore so ... what???

you should just use msn more or move to skype already like normal people

I'm in fucking France atm and I really have trouble remembering my Skype password and fu. In the Netherlands whatsapp is the shit. Yet for some reason it shows as if someone has been coming online on your old whatsapp... I should probably not resort to abusive texts as I was planning.

[Guest]

eid mubarak, o ye infidels!!!!

also can't go to sleep cause the mosque guy has been saying "allahu akbar" over and over and over again for the past 40mins ow

Mhm. You infidels are why a chain of cinemas closes during Eid, here. "Yallakubar!!!!"-shouts is frowned upon during Batman or whatever.

[corleth]

today im grateful for butt cheeks

not enough people respect butt cheeks, today would have been a literal pain-in-the-arse if it weren't for you, butt cheeks, you allow me... us... to sit down comfortably

thank you

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

What's his name, Corleth?

[corleth]

What's his name, Corleth?

homophobe you think that because im partial to men that im EASY and PROMISCUOUS ... HOMOPHONE... HOMOPHOBE...!!

im grateful cos butt cheeks allow me to sit down comfortable you perv how dare you

how... dare... you...

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