[The Seal of the House of Sylvanas] A letter to the Lordaeron Alliance and Three Hammers

Dear the “Lordaeron Alliance” and the “Three Hammers”

Your attempt to invade the dark citidal, the jewel of the grand kingdom of the Forsaken, the holy Undercity, has been noted by the Grand Chancellory Bureau of the House of Sylvanas.It is with deep regret that the Royal House of Sylvanas must alter its foreign policy towards your parties from neutral to hostile.

It is with great disgust that the sacred streets of the Undercity are littered with the carcuses of your fallen soldiers - they will remain there until chewed to shreds by rats and beggars. Tis also with great satisfaction that we were able to send this letter and also a crate of dwarven women and childrens’ severed skulls. Let it be known the House of Sylvanas took great pleasure counting the skulls of your people to match that number of the slain deathguard of the Undercity that were murdered. Expect further retribution for your hideous crimes against the grand state of the Forsaken.

Dr. Diederich R. Magnark
Chancellor of the House of Sylvanas

They killed the innocent people of the Undercity! Balance must be restored!!

My chaotic neutral conflicts your lawful evil! Aha! Nevertheless, very cool. I approve.

I have killed men, have slaughtered Forsaken and damned Orcs to their afterlife, yet I have never gone after children. For every life of a child, two lives of your adults will die.

This is what Timna would've said if she could read this! Revengeeee!!

That letter shows alarming levels of brain-rot.

Diederich, just contact the Cult ingame, we have some business to 'discuss' with the TLA and TTH as well, work with us! Forsaken unite against the enemy!

Ye killed our wee bairns as well?! This calls fer an all out WAAAAAGH!

It seems like the Alliance and Hammers are getting assaulted on many fronts now.

Hahah! Diederich is a very warped Forsaken!

Yeah Daey, we're going to send out some diplomacy requests soon!

UNITE!

Can I say, this letter is the coolest I have ever seen written and posted on this forum. Love it!

I love this kind of 'conversation'. Civil, yet brutal. Provocative, yet neat. I'd almost roll a forsaken.

(( Any particular place this was sent?))

Vec wrote:

Killing kiddies!?

Even Vectoria struggles with that.. Daaayum.

Antistia would've done that with a smile on her face. Therefore this infanticide carries the Prophet's approval.

Ascension awaits.

Good news rotten ones! The Dwarves of the Three Hammers have found a cure for the plague! We're distributing it throughout the foothills. All you have to do to be free of your un-life is to hold this sparkling red candle for a moment. *Dorik hands a lit stick of dynamite to the nearest Forsaken*

Diederich wrote:Hahah! Diederich is a very warped Forsaken!

Damn right he is. I still remembered during the Barrens campaign.

*Diederich, Rasonal and me walks infront of the orcs*
Diederich does an emote;
"Diederich smells of rotten corpses, nasty garbage and probably something even worse. The smell spreads everywhere he goes."

I was very amused.

Theo wrote:(( Any particular place this was sent?))

Hmm, their main diplomatic office or something!

Eowale wrote:

Diederich wrote:Hahah! Diederich is a very warped Forsaken!

Damn right he is. I still remembered during the Barrens campaign.

*Diederich, Rasonal and me walks infront of the orcs*
Diederich does an emote;
"Diederich smells of rotten corpses, nasty garbage and probably something even worse. The smell spreads everywhere he goes."

I was very amused.

Haha, yeah. Most undeads don't emote the fact that they probably carry a horrible stench of rotten flesh and organs. When in the foreign lands... Atmosphere!

Not -all- undead stink like.. from a mile away, It's never really been touched on. But I always considered Vec a regular at the Apothecary in her prime, vanity treatments such as goo baths and stitch ups! Keep everything looking ghoulishly good.

Nod. If you embalm you smell likeembalming stuff really. Una uses seants too to keep him fresh.

Meh, I'll plant the banner of the Three Hammers on the whole lot, claiming it for Ironforge!

dammit, dwarves are so cute.

We've yet to see a diplomate of your group Diederich, still looking forward to it!