Tales of the Broken Keel: Community Service Announcement

[Wubeh]

Might as well burn this dummy account. *shrugs*



After Shrogans failed attempt at an epic speech we rabble about this whole GoonSwarm/Squad/Fleet issue.

To ensure full enjoyment I suggest you listen to this while intoxicated, as it was Recorded/edited while somewhat drunk.

GoonSpy be sapping my Server-Sandwich?

[Mandui]

"We are not Sporeggar, we are DB and we are not letting this shit come to pass."

QFT and cheers. The Unsung War ftw <3

[Shandrea/Nar'Gaya]

*hands cookies to Shro and Cut*
great job guys ^^

[(Goggy) - Exilius]

X)

[Etular]

They bothered Shrogan yesterday? How dare they! The arrogance! The impudence! The audacity! They will be going down (even if war means lack of war, they will still go down!).

[Zhakiri]

\o/ totally inspired now.

[Gogol]

[Kil'drakor]

[...] Tonight we dine in hell!

[Wulfenbach]

Can I just say that these idiots are NOT Goon Swarm? Goon Swarm is pretty funny in EvE Online. Hell, they're not even the Goon Squad that exists on that server where they record a video of them killing Tirion Fordring.

These are the dregs of the SomethingAwful forums. They're the people that're so hated on SA they can't even post on there. They're the ones who get the arses trolled off them on boards which they've PAID to post on ( and, really, I have a suspicion we're dealing with a heavy amount of forum lurkers, and not many members ). You shouldn't be afraid of these guys. They've already shown they're incapable of controlling their own guild members ( lol @ the Vent attack, there's already a major schism going on because of it - not because they believed that it was wrong to do by the way, just that some people think that it was stupid to do it THIS EARLY ).

These are mouthbreathers, these are kids who don't have anything better to do than pretend to be adults and these are men who sit in soiled clothing drinking beer in their parent's houses.

Why be afraid of them?

[Guest]

Who claimed we are affraid? Quite frankly, as I take it.

People seem to want to break quite badly.

[Kil'drakor]

You should have hired Al Gore as a voice-over, Shro.

He's super-serial.

[Guldujenu]

I lol'd so much at the speech!

*still listening*

[Arinith]

\o/ Great speech.

[Gunnell]

This is just more fuel for their fire. You people are so blowing this out of proportion.

[Cathee Norris]

How is it fuel for their fire when they don't even know about it as they are not on this forum?

[Mandui]

This is just more fuel for their fire. You people are so blowing this out of proportion.

*hands over a brand new "Sense O' Humor" device* Enjoy!

[Shrogan]

Gentlemen, ladies, while this did give some advice to people, it was mostly an attempt made at humor!

[Neyvin/Noxie]

I listened to it. I laughed. But I expected something along the lines of;
"Do you hear the players sing, singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of a people who will not be ganked again!"

[Gunnell]

This is just more fuel for their fire. You people are so blowing this out of proportion.

*hands over a brand new "Sense O' Humor" device* Enjoy!

I got it, but at the end of the day my point still stands. Whether it be positive, negative, or whining, anything towards them with just boost their egos.

[Lavian]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[Gunnell]

Holy shit this is awesome.

It would be, but European accents make my ears bleed...<Spams smileys so it's not offensive, honest>

[Cathee Norris]

I got it, but at the end of the day my point still stands. Whether it be positive, negative, or whining, anything towards them with just boost their egos.

Again though, not like they are going to feed on the things we write here, because of the pure fact that they are not allowed here.

[Wulfenbach]

How is it fuel for their fire when they don't even know about it as they are not on this forum?

Assuming these are ACTUAL Goons, they have sleeper accounts on this forum. However, as I've said, I think they are less and less. The whole Vent thing is an example. That was waaaay too sloppy. We've got IP addresses, for god's sake.

[Arinith]

How is it fuel for their fire when they don't even know about it as they are not on this forum?

Assuming these are ACTUAL Goons, they have sleeper accounts on this forum. However, as I've said, I think they are less and less. The whole Vent thing is an example. That was waaaay too sloppy. We've got IP addresses, for god's sake.

Something I've been worried about as well. We were only warned at the last minute, who says they are not here already? But then I do hold the hope that they are scattered and weakened.

(I have a really strong urge to punch the air at random times and scream "For Defias!" Oh gods, the geekness is taking over O.o)

[Lavian]

(I have a really strong urge to punch the air at random times and scream "For Defias!" Oh gods, the geekness is taking over O.o)

It's ok...The first step is admitting you have a problem. There there.

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