Re: The vent thread

by **Shaelyssa** Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:11 pm

Pigeons are like rats with wings.

by **Lyniath** Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:23 pm

Morinth wrote:
Lyniath wrote:I want to buy a tortoise friend for my dragon.

DON'T. I BEG YOU.

I had a tortoise called Turbo. I only had two dragons at the time, and they kept flipping him in his back so he couldn't move. He died one day when I wasn't home to right him. They can't survive upside down.

Thats cos you had two. They were working in a team, doing the old "push someone over the kneeling down buddy" thing.

by **Lyv** Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:17 pm

I nearly set shit ablaze when a candle I lit combusted spontaneously with fire from it's wooden chandelier.

I wish I was kidding.

by **Seranita** Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:56 pm

hmmm rule 1 of candles dont place neer combustables including decorative wooden holders (there display pourpouse only) lol I know the feeling thow I gave myself a fire scare a while ago to.. acidently spilt water onto a lit candle.. it flaird up like a chip pan fire.. the wax itself ignited and started spitting fireballs onto my carpet and clothes I shat myself

by **Lyv** Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:22 pm

It was a proper one that wasn't supposed to do that.. but as the candle melted down the bit that couldn't catch fire flooded with liquid wax to the bit that could..

I am like, a ton wiser now. Just like when I put aluminium foil in the microwave or flooded the attic with water (do -not- start playing a game after you opened a tap somewhere).

by **Seranita** Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:35 am

hehehe you managed that? savage

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:39 am

feel like someone took a sledgehammer to my thighs

by **Jeanpierre** Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:42 am

That sounds like a very hot date ended very very well...

Or did something happen? :S

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:41 am

Hahahahah :p nah I actually don't know what's wrong but at least this gives me an excuse to rub muscle relaxant all over my legs

unless you'd like to do the honours Wink

hohoho

by **Lyniath** Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:52 am

Kinky.

by **Nithel** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:13 pm

*sets up camera*

oh I'm just... you know... birds.... I'm an ornithologist.

by **Amaryl** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:31 pm

what special bird are you observing Nithy?

by **Eowale** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:40 pm

Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

by **Morinth** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:48 pm

Eowale wrote:Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

The moral of this story?

Stop lending her out!

Huehuehue

by **Nithel** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:53 pm

Amaryl wrote:what special bird are you observing Nithy?

The onomatopeebird. He's hard to find because he is exactly what he sounds like.

by **Eowale** Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:08 pm

Morinth wrote:
Eowale wrote:Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

The moral of this story?

Stop lending her out!

Huehuehue

I only lend her out to my Viking Sledgehammer. ;D

by **Baròth / Olian** Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:31 pm

Eowale wrote:
Morinth wrote:
Eowale wrote:Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

The moral of this story?

Stop lending her out!

Huehuehue
I only lend her out to my Viking Sledgehammer. ;D

The vent thread - Page 4 Picard-facepalm2

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:49 pm

I think your avatar's facial expression fits just as well.

by **Seranita** Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:00 pm

oh my oh my what is hapening here! and i missed the prime time kinky talk *pouts*

by **corleth** Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:14 pm

Eowale wrote:Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

Sounds like a made-up excuse not to have sex with you. Wink

Also, being away from any and all of my friends during the New Year sucks.

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:46 pm

Eowale wrote:
Morinth wrote:
Eowale wrote:Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

The moral of this story?

Stop lending her out!

Huehuehue
I only lend her out to my Viking Sledgehammer. ;D

What does that even mean though lol?

by **Seranita** Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:03 pm

ahhh Middle finger hurts!! was picking up tea towels to put in washing machene at work and got an oister shell shart go up between my finger and finger nail on my W key finger... the pain when i press W ahhh! *pouts*

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:08 pm

Monrena wrote:ahhh Middle finger hurts!! was picking up tea towels to put in washing machene at work and got an oister shell shart go up between my finger and finger nail on my W key finger... the pain when i press W ahhh! *pouts*

*suddenly get's phantom pain in his finger*
ffffffff

by **Seranita** Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:11 pm

indeed feel the burn!!!

by **Rmuffn** Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:02 am

Shaelyssa wrote:
Eowale wrote:
Morinth wrote:
Eowale wrote:Girlfriend too sore to have sex after last nights two rounds.
FUUUUUU-..

The moral of this story?

Stop lending her out!

Huehuehue
I only lend her out to my Viking Sledgehammer. ;D

What does that even mean though lol?

....Let's just say your thin and short scimitars ain't quite competition for it.

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