[A] House Helmsley

Uhhlardidar. Whom art thou tew sweep at thee trainee?!

Who*

Not that tew is actually a proper word either but who cares?

We do!

Whom is a word too. Sentences don't make sense if people just penis other real words into sentences!

You boy! Are far too naughty for this. The use of Penis in this sentence doesn't fit in quite well.

Another shameless bump for some recruiting!

House Helmsley is in need for:

- men-at-arms (scouts, soldiers, guards, etc)
- squires ( a knight's sidekick, who doesn't want that?)
- servants (maids, kitchen staff, game keeper, librarian, tutors, etc)

Helmsley also has some reserved (pre-made) character spots which need to be filled within the Helmsley family and the knights. Please contact either William or Nathan for more info on available spots. These pre-made characters are something which will require devotion, flexibility and an open mind.

Most roles are Human only, but for the servants Helmsley also accepts Dwarves and Gnomes as long as they know the right etiquette and behave to it.

Come and join our family (and kick Skyrim into the dust).

Marion Valmere wrote:(and kick Skyrim into the dust).

You're a bad person. I no longer have any desire to apply. *Saunters off to Skyrim*

Isn't it just lovely to have people doing all the work for you? I sure think so.

Anyway dwarves are welcome as men at arms and potentially knights as well.

Additionally we would like a kennel master, this could well be merged with the game keeper though.

Fuck dwarf knights! D:

William Helmsley wrote: Additionally we would like a kennel master, this could well be merged with the game keeper though.

This makes me think of this.

Wrote english essay and used the name House Helmsley. Cept in mah story they betrayed their kingdom and shit. Let's hope the same does not happen in-game!

Yup.

William Helmsley wrote:kennel master

Worgen hunter or GTFO.

Recruitment's a bit slow as of late, so I thought I'd mention that being in the guild is not absolutely required for all positions, though it is highly recommended.

Sign up today!

I am seriously considering rolling a worgen hunter to be kennel master. It's just.... Such an awesome idea.

HUMAN!

Worgen are humans, just with a slight disability.

EDIT: nobudy has to know he's "bearing the curse"

EDIT2: Please? Pretty please? c'mone you gotta admit, worgen kennel master is genious. GENIOUS I TELLS YOU!!

That should be fine really, the sort of worgen we don't want is the worgen that prances around the streets in wolf form.

Dibs on the position then. I'll create the character over the weekend.

I doubt someone will snatch it over the weekend, but yes! Out of curiosity, are you willing to level to max and such? Would be fancy to have the possibility of pet lion.

So... Worgen Haters, eh? WHY CAN'T WE SHOW WHO WE ARE?! YOU EMBARASSED BY US?!

*marks territory on the thread.* YEEAAAHHH, NOW IT SMELLS OF DOG WEE!

I don't know about you, but I'd not be too proud if I were cursed, just sayin'.

Sick of seeing more furries then normal humans in Stormwind!

C'mone hound master worgen? You gotta admit that shit is good, son.

To awnser your question. Yes, I would be willing to level the toon... But. It'll take a long time. I already have Delidah and Scuzy going on, both with engaging stories, and a lot of real life obligations. So if it's a problem that levelling will be reeaaally slow, then I won't bother. I'm a lot more interested in roleplaying then levelling.