Elfe Magazine presents: Silvermoon's top 10 dates

Silvermoon’s hottest dates

1.Sig Nicious – the flamboyant guitarist of the Azeroth-famous Tauren Chieftains. Still has countless of fans throwing their underwear at him. Revealed in Elfe magazine that he prefers to wear tanga bottoms himself.

2. Lady Sylvina Fireheart – A true lady who overcame many a setback in her life. Recently conquered death. Dark and elegant, she is a force to be reckoned with. Always wears top of the bill fashion.

3. Emrýs Sunwing – Stunning and adorable, the girl who every man wishes to be his. An excellent cook who manages to maintain a perfect figure. Her shiny blonde hair is the envy of most aspiring young girls.

4. Sir Florizel – A true gentleman who manages to make many a heart stop when he passes by. His noble style inspired the number 6 of this list to one of his most famous outfits, the ‘sailor suit’.

5. Haris Pilton – The famous socialite currently resides in Outland, but can’t miss on this list (or we’ll get in trouble with her agency, who also demands she is in the top 5)

6. Darilas Sunleaf- Lionfeet – the fabulous fashion designer recently played himself in the picture with an impressive fashionshow. Is an expert on the area of dating. Elfe Magazine apologizes for having overlooked him in last year’s top ten.

7. Aishling Silversun – Ambassador of the Sin’Dorei society. She’s confident and peculiar and thus a real asset to any gentleman’s arm. Elfe Magazine commands her for her ambition and style.

8. a succubus – Dangerous but always in vogue, these demonettes are never dull. Must be approached with caution and preferably an escape route.

9. Lady Rayia – this lady recently arrived in our capital city and has already set quite a reputation for herself. She’s the self-proclaimed ‘rose of Silvermoon’ and has, as rumor has it, attracted the attention of the number 4 on this list. Smart as she is, she keeps him wanting. For now.

10. Champion Vranesh – the figure of the champion can hardly be overlooked. Even though he is never seen outside the city walls, he still maintains his title –and the smell of shoe-polish in his hair.

((OOC: this was purely written for fun and some casual RP. Based on people I rp with so don't be offended when you feel you should have been in this list but are not For a complete issue of Elfe, follow this link: https://docs.google.com/document/edit?id=1RqDdu7MwV_MsqK9m3kUGikNaIHcb762D8Hd4-gxoM9E&hl=en&authkey=CLrSvKMF&pli=1))

Your list is all wrong I'm afraid! It lacks Morinth on the number one spot.

I never RP with you and you are never in Silvermoon! Plus, I put a npc on one exactly to avoid whining about the spot. Or wait, no, I direct all complaints to the editors of Elfe.

I feel like Kris dodged a bullet.

Kris is a boring married man who'd never date anyone else. :p (<3)

Note to self: start a band.

Hmmph!

Oddly enough... Morinth is a Sig Nicious fan. ;_; Bring up the topic in conversation and she'll drool all over you.

I am flattered. Thank you for the Elfe mag. *goes to buy dozens of the magazines and then sends them to everyone she knows*

I already told you this, but I am going to say it again! I love the style you used to write this, could have been plucked straight out of an actual magazine xD And still nicely WoW themed ^^

Good laugh and yay, 3rd place : D

Syl? Are you nuts? Syl is a Man-Eater. Get her drunk and all hell will break loose.

PS: Lazaros will return to SM, Syl .

Darilas/Annyra/Irelia wrote:Kris is a boring married man who'd never date anyone else. :p (<3)

What about Kal!

Where is Kraes of Eversong?

Strike's missing too!

*Gigglesnort*

Kal, remember that it's not my chars who write the magazine but fictive editors. And sorry bud, but Haris Pilton's agency is a powerful force in the fashion world. She steals a spot. XD Tso, Morinth: Kraes has a troll groupie and Strike -is- a troll. You don't really think that editors of a stylish Sin'Dorei magazine would include them, do you? :p

*Stabs Rayia in the face repeatedly*

Delidah / Scuzy wrote:*Stabs Rayia in the face repeatedly*

Don't do that, Lady Scuzette. Rayia's impregnable aura of vanity and aloofness would normally protect her from such things, but knowing how vicious you can be, this still has me worried.

Scuzy allmost did it one time, but they get along a bit better now xD

*Celistra starts to kill people on the list, untill she is on it*

Good writing as always dari

Tsk, your list lacks a Tiri.

*marvels at the vast number of people who respond to the list, compared to the few who did to the entire magazine*

There was a magazine?

Delidah / Scuzy wrote:There was a magazine?

Do you see the link in the first post?

I made a topic for it when I had first finished writing it. (I never ot to making another entire magazine) That topic got fewer responses then this one :p

EDIT: it's here: http://www.defiasrp.com/t1463-elfe-magazine

Darilas/Annyra/Irelia wrote:I made a topic for it when I had first finished writing it. (I never ot to making another entire magazine) That topic got fewer responses then this one :p

EDIT: it's here: http://www.defiasrp.com/t1463-elfe-magazine

I remember my first actual RP consisted of reading an Elfe magazine Dari had and discussing fashion

pfft, I knew about the Tauren Chieftains before they sold-out to this shitty Elfe magazine.


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