3 Green Orcs (A Parody Song)

3 green orcs were sitting on a bench
Watching the world pass them by
Laughing at humanity and its pretence
Wondering where next to ride

And they cackled in glee and rode through the faire
To the calling of the war
And they raised their arms as if to declare
“Lok’tagar, for the mighty Horde!”

3 green orcs were sitting on a bench
Watching the world pass them by

3 green orcs are running down a slope
Pounding down on mankind
Loving how it feels to be so free
Leaving bodies all around…

And they cackled in glee and rode through the faire
To the calling of the war
And they raised their arms as if to declare
“Lok’tagar, for the mighty Horde!”

3 green orcs are sitting in a tree
Watching the world pass them by

And they cackled in glee and rode through the faire
To the calling of the war
And they raised their arms as if to declare
“Lok’tagar, for the mighty Horde!”

(Original is 3 Black Crows by Blackmoore's Night)