Requiem of a Warlock

I am in them, I am in them, I am in them *bounces* And I haz a dark portal shirt wheeeeeeeeeee

And boobs... Lovely t-shirt boobs...!

Dreth wrote:And boobs... Lovely t-shirt boobs...!

So now you're a lesbian?!

Pssst! It's Requiem, not reqiuem... unless ofcourse it's deliberately typoed?

Nessra/Anegra wrote:Pssst! It's Requiem, not reqiuem... unless ofcourse it's deliberately typoed?

*Looks at spelling*
*Facepalms*
*Changes*
*Hides*

*thumbs up*

If i could hear the requiem, i would inscribe it beautiful. Keep it going

Thanks alot to everyone who has helped making this comic at least something close to semi popular.

As I said, the next few ones will be filler material, focusing on jokes instead of story, first out is this one:

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Well, not much to say about this one really - I can't be the only one who's mailbox looks sort of like this after being away for a few days? The joke is sort of cheap, but I'll hope it will at least be enough for a slight snicker.

I snickered... Quite a bit. Thanks for making my morning more bareable.

Here's the latest comic detailing the life and miseries of your favourite warlock:

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Poor Steven never got to be an officer in the crusade, though not for lack of trying on his part. (To be fair, Kathless never actually got to be one either).

Wheeeee love that one \o/ Kathless whined alot about promotions tho I remember xD

Why does Nilda seem to be talking to herself! (mind you alot of the time it seems i talk to myself when i try to lead glorious and emotive /e Fights XD)

Lexgrad/Dreth wrote:Why does Nilda seem to be talking to herself! (mind you alot of the time it seems i talk to myself when i try to lead glorious and emotive /e Fights XD)

Laziness on my part mostly, I made her to adress her troops off panel, but I see your point *ninja changes it* thanks for pointing that out.

Oh, and Nilda, I like to see it as if the Baron didn't whine for it .

I prefered the thought of her men being like "we are right behind you...(ten miles behind you XD)

Also A-Hoom is spelt with a - (god im picky today! But i do your work!)

Just sat and read through all of these. Pretty amusing stuff! I'll be waiting patiently for more!

*waits impatiently instead* Muha!

AAAAAAAAAAAAALSO Rimaron and Simrael were Seargent and Captain before Nilda and Nyg I believe *nitpicks* theehee

Do these stories go back to the time then there was and Ardent Dawn guild and not the legacy of dawn? I am a little confused as I joined the realm post Cata. They joined and made the Shields didn't they?

I miss Simrael. Stupid, stupid for leaving us! :< (Story VIII, I believe)

There was indeed an argent crusade guild before We didn't survive long past Cataclysm due to the lack of lore of the crusade and the forsaken threat being a pain with neutral standards.

Death to the Lich Queen

The A-Hoom thing is such a minor error that I won't change it now. But thanks for pointing it out though, I won't make that mistake in the future.

Concerning Rimaron and Simrael I am well aware, but it would be utterly confusing to present characters with major roles that just ends up disappearing. I didn't play that much with Rimaron at all so he's not even in the story, and Sim's importance has been downplayed to the extreme. While it may even now be confusing to players who weren't in the Argent Crusade I aim towards Story/Jokes > Accuracy - you'll notice along the way that a few things have been changed, some things will be skipped altogether and some things will be added that actually didn't happen.

Lexgrad/Dreth wrote:Do these stories go back to the time then there was and Ardent Dawn guild and not the legacy of dawn? I am a little confused as I joined the realm post Cata. They joined and made the Shields didn't they?

<Blazing Shields> were present long before the <Argent Crusade> guild led by Eloresh. Infact, I remember Eloresh being a part of it, and Nilda aswell, before they both ended up in the Argent Crusade. Anyway, Shields, despite the efforts made by me and other officers, died around the time when the Argent Crusade merged with <the Dieudonne Seal> to form <the Broken Sword>. Broken Sword didn't end up lasting forever though, and me, Eloresh, Arathoran and a bunch of others formed our current guild, <Legacy of Dawn>. You can find the full list of founding members on our wikipage.
Hope that cleared something up.

I wanna join the grammar correction party aswell! It's "Ah-hoom" as far as I know!

Very good. Part 10 cracked me up.

Thanks to you guys this comic has become alot more popular than I had expected, as a thanks for your appreciation, here's part 27:

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A well intentioned little scam. When you're over your head in debts, you have to try slightly less orthodox ways of paying. I actually tried this a few years back, but due to the lack of players at the tavern I tried it at, and metagaming, it did not have the effect that I wanted. But still, enjoy the comic.

Priceless. <3