Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

[Chase - Esou]

RIP Andy. I saw Gabriel five times or something, loved that film. Also a shame about no more Spartacus but what can you do. :X

[Rmuffn]

RIP Andy. I saw Gabriel five times or something, loved that film. Also a shame about no more Spartacus but what can you do. :X

The show goes on, just without him as Spartacus. A shame, I really, really, liked him. :/
R.I.P indeed.

[Morinth]

I watched that once. It was gay.

"Blah blah cock blah cock blah blah cunt blah tits blah cockcock blah."

[corleth]

Another death...

Jonas Bergqvist, founding member, song writer, and guitarist for Swedish metallers Lifelover, and known in the band as B, passed away on the evening of September 9. The cause of death has yet to be established. The band’s record label, Prophecy Productions, had this to say:

“To us, Jonas wasn’t just a very creative artist, but also a pleasant and enthusiastic person. It is for certain that we won’t be the only ones missing his character, his passion, and his unique musical language.

“In the face of this tragic loss, we would very much like to extend our heartfelt condolence towards Jonas’ family, his friends, and the remaining musicians of Lifelover.”

Well, god damnit. The first two Lifelover albums were great.

[Ledgic]

Reckon I'm probably going to slap the mood in here a little. But whatever.



Enjoy.

[Rmuffn]

I watched that once. It was gay.

"Blah blah cock blah cock blah blah cunt blah tits blah cockcock blah."

[corleth]

This dance lightens anyones mood.

[Jakins]

This dance lightens anyones mood.

And your avatar brings it right back down again D:

Not that I find it disgusting (it's amusing, really), just the model they used for it is too creepy.

It's the white that does it. I don't know why colours have to matter to me so much...

[corleth]

man up and watch the whole animation.

[Ralegh]

That was awesome

[Grufftoof]

I'd wondered where that was from for some time. Thanks for the link.

I've been sat waiting for new students today. I've seen one in 42 minutes. My, this is fun.

._.

[Kristeas Sunbinder]

Do they know they have to go to you?

[Jeanpierre]

Do they dare?

[Grufftoof]

Of course they know (and fear me, it's the sad yet evilly contemptuous glare I give them when ever they look over at me). They just choose to wander aimlessly around, ignoring me. BOO HOO!

Anyway, I have now seen 5! And managed to write a very basic aptitude test for potential job applicants. I almost feel useful.

I did have a biscuit, which was nice. Not Nice. That's a different biscuit entirely. This one was a Ginger Nut.

[Morinth]

Mmm, Nice biscuits are nice. With tea!

[Feydor]

[Kristeas Sunbinder]

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

Personaly I wonder if Teresa was in that class.

[Ralegh]

Personaly I wonder if Teresa was in that class.

I hope she comes up with some answer.

[Drustai]

She won't, because that is like a decade old. <.<

[Grufftoof]

I read that the first time whilst waiting to get my nipple pierced and a tattoo on my back. True story. And that was over ten years ago, aye.

[Kristeas Sunbinder]

So if there is no hell, where do all the religions send people they don't like then?
/confused

[Morinth]

They're reborn into their religion.

[Nithel]

So if there is no hell, where do all the religions send people they don't like then?
/confused

[Kristeas Sunbinder]

So if there is no hell, where do all the religions send people they don't like then?
/confused

If religions hate you, you get sent into..

[Grufftoof]

Conwy, Wales. Trust me, that's where they get sent.

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