Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics

by **Drustai** Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:11 am

Lexgrad/Dreth wrote:
Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

[snob]That's one of the new seven wonders of the world you barbarian.[/snob]

Wrong. Is not one of the seven wonders. [smug face]

(mind you there is like a seven wonders of everything now so it might be in a new list)

It is in the new list.

by **Lexgrad** Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:25 am

Call me a bluff old traditionalist but Hellenic>New7Wonders Foundation

by **Lavian** Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:07 am

I wonder who would dare to play this...

http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2011/09/16/filekiller-the-most-horrific-game-i-can-make/

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:33 pm

by **Feydor** Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:43 pm

Hilarious.

_______________________________________________________________
Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
_______________________________________________________________

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 Knife1

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 Knife1

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 Knife2

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 Glock

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 Glock

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 M16

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 M16

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 M3

Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics - Page 39 M3

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

by **Seranita** Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:56 pm

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

That has to be one of the funnyest things I seen in a while

by Guest Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:04 pm

lol feydor

by **Shaelyssa** Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:47 pm

Feydor rofl xD

by **Feydor** Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:55 pm

mad skillz

by **Swan Emperor Arenfel** Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:17 pm

Did you know that Tina Turner was Saihna's mother, and a queen of Alterac/Arathor?
Oh, and her face is an Asian Aging Soap Opera.

by **Cathee Norris** Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:19 pm

Kih'rin / Mikhael wrote:Did you know that Tina Turner was Saihna's mother, and a queen of Alterac/Arathor?
Oh, and her face is an Asian Aging Soap Opera.

DENIED!

by **Swan Emperor Arenfel** Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:20 pm

Saihna Trollbane wrote:
Kih'rin / Mikhael wrote:Did you know that Tina Turner was Saihna's mother, and a queen of Alterac/Arathor?
Oh, and her face is an Asian Aging Soap Opera.

DENIED!

I deny my denial of your denial which denies me of my denial.