Re: Morgaan's Message (?)

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 12:38 pm

...-ΔΙΑΚΟΥ ΤΑ ΠΑΙΔΙΑ
ΠΗΓΑΝ ΚΑΙ ΓΑ-, ΠΗΓΑΝ ΚΑΙ ΓΑ-, ΠΗΓΑΝ ΚΑΙ ΓΑΖΩΝΑΝ ΒΡΑΚΙΑ?

by **Mandui** Fri May 13, 2011 12:39 pm

hahaha x'D

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 12:43 pm

Αρχή διαλόγου κάναμε, και μια που τ'αναφέραμε...

by **Jayse** Fri May 13, 2011 12:48 pm

*to gruff and slightly suprised*

"Dear god, they're getting beside themselves.. What should we do? Give them the silverware?"

by **Mandui** Fri May 13, 2011 12:50 pm

*slaps Jayse*

Stop being a μαλακισμένο, please. Or else.

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 12:53 pm

I say! There haven't been such a commotion since brave Kenneth returned from the Great War!

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 12:58 pm

by **Grufftoof** Fri May 13, 2011 1:20 pm

To the gatling guns! Man the zeppelins! They've invaded!

The Daily Mail always said this day would come!

FOR THE QUEEN! FOR EMPIRE!

I say, stick it up em. Damn fuzzies.

by **Rmuffn** Fri May 13, 2011 1:21 pm

Valerias wrote:This may be my new favourite thread. Just saying.

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 1:29 pm

Who are you kidding, Leedsboy? We know you don't read Daily Mail, but the Sun. Page 3, in particular. Wink

by **Jayse** Fri May 13, 2011 1:31 pm

*kicks over the garden table and jumps behind it. Remerges looking over the top wearing a salad bowl, pringle sweater and weilding a honey spatula*

by **Jeanpierre** Fri May 13, 2011 1:43 pm

Meanwhile in London, two French men arrived by train.
"Dites, nous sommes en Angleterre! Ces stupides Anglais ne comprennent pas un mot de ce que nous disons. On peut dire ce qu'on veut! Nous pourrions même les insulter et ils n'ont comprendrions rien."
- "Ahh haha. Putain... C'est vrai!"
*points at the first English man he sees.*
- "T'es un looser!"
"Ahh, haha. Ouais, il est bien celui la. Looser!"

by **Grufftoof** Fri May 13, 2011 1:54 pm

*disturbed by the potential of passing people, pigeons or taxidrivers perceiving the reported sighting of two gesticulating Frenchmen as a indicator of commitment to the Anglo-Greco War the Consulate General of France in London issues the following statement*

"Chers amis, garçons et rude singes capitulards mangeurs de fromage, Nous, le Consulat général de la population de la France, parlant au nom de son midget les plus minutieuses, Nicolas Sarkozy, ne demande que vous déposez vos armes sauvagement battre, et la remise, au une fois, aux Forces armées britanniques. A défaut vous pouvez remettre au plus proche des membres de l'Institut des femmes, ou les Scouts."

*a second message is issued to the Mayor of London and the Queen. It simply reads*

"Sorry, we won't do it again"

by **Jayse** Fri May 13, 2011 1:56 pm

*Prince Phillip looks out over the mall from the top floor of buckingham palace*

"HA! That'll show 'em"

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 1:59 pm

Anglo-hellenic War.

Idk what that "greco" you speak of, is.

by **Grufftoof** Fri May 13, 2011 2:15 pm

Better than the Anglo-κατσίκα War?

Anyway, it's what the press are calling it. Don't blame me.

Master Jayse, to the Hurricanes. Let's go show em, what-what!

And don't forget to bring a flask of tea.

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 2:31 pm

Go get your hurricanes, heretic, I shall confront you with my BF-109.

by **Mandui** Fri May 13, 2011 2:58 pm

grufftoof wrote:Better than the Anglo-κατσίκα War?

Anyway, it's what the press are calling it. Don't blame me.

Another victim of the media! You poor, deluded sod.. Sad

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 4:17 pm

How did this get 5 pages O.o

by **Rmuffn** Fri May 13, 2011 4:35 pm

Story telling.

by **Nayan** Fri May 13, 2011 11:13 pm

Brandy.

by **Timna** Sat May 14, 2011 12:06 am

A new random post thread? xD

by **Grufftoof** Sat May 14, 2011 12:40 am

Nayan wrote:Brandy.

Right now? A port please. None of that twany tosh though. And make it a large one. Purely for medicinal purposes you understand.

Anyway, shall we say we recommence bombardment of your lines sometime tomorrow? After elevenses? You could come over for kedegeree first?

by **Jayse** Sat May 14, 2011 11:24 am

Sounds like a splendid idea. Reminds me of the time myself and tabooti, young chap, no shoes. Were deep in the malaysian mountains and had nothing to survive on but our shoelaces. AHA!

Could murder a scone, what time is it Gruff?.. surely she's calmed down enough now to pour some afternoon.

by **Grufftoof** Sat May 14, 2011 8:42 pm

I've not heard a peep from her since yesterday. Same as usual, lot of waving arms and bared teeth and the natives are suddenly calmed again by promises of shiny things. Simple minds, what-what.

Scone? I could indeed do with one. Maybe a pot of tea. But look at the clock, dear chap, surely it's G&T time? It's a strong one, for me. And don't be so sour faced woman, it really doesn't do your already mediocre looks any good.

Let's celebrate today, the 14th May, as Victory over Greece day. I know the Greeks probably don't expect anything better, but let's be gentlemen about this, and not be too mean. They're already backways in their understandings of such things as gentlemanly ways. Look at all that dirty goat loving, and hairy chest touching. Just not top drawer I tell you.

A simple garden party, with tea, cake and some crumpets should be damned well spiffing.

What-what.

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