[H] Truthteller's Dating Service

Krystha is getting married soon. Goblin wedding inc soon, fizzle shouldn't be on the dating since hes the one marrying Krystha :S

We have a mutual understanding, She dates people and so do I. WHile we have kinky fun with each other...(while she sleeps) I eman erm

Your giving the fizzlebang blood line a bad name but if you are both ok with it so be it. More people please sign up to this great thread please. Makes for a good read.

Kyrissa is dead!

And I mean properly dead, not death knight undead.

Glilya wrote:Kyrissa is dead!

And I mean properly dead, not death knight undead.

He means Krystha! Not very intelligent, my lot.

No more derailing of this thread, please.

is it still to late to sign up?

No, no! You can sign up at any time! The next number of dates will be presented at the 22'd of May at the Ratchet Market, so everyone who signs up should try to be there!

can alliace side join in?

Sadly I haven't planned anything Alliance side in regards to the Dating Service. I have been pondering branching out, but would be unsure of how successful it'd be and at what kind of event I could gather the "daters" to give them their dates. Ratchet Market is what I use for Horde. Hm.

Perhaps I shall roll a gnome and ponder this.

Name: Zernebog Ironfist

Race: Orc

Gender: Male

Age: Middle-aged

Likes: Drinking, bar fights and murdering people with a axe.

Dislikes: Scourge, draenei, mages and pansies.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Has to be female, no other specifics.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Strong willed.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 3

What is your image of a perfect date?: Anything that leads up to mating.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Whips.

A small scene to set up the circumstances surrounding this application, which my character is not submitting for herself:

'Viv! You're planning to be at the Ratchet market this month right?' a tanned sin'dorei woman, one foot up on the table and a hand cupped around a mug of grog calls across the bar.

'Sure am. I hear it's blossomed into one of the best trade opportunities around, and I'm dead -tired- of shipping bales of cloth for stroppy silk merchants. Why do you ask?' Another woman looks over her shoulder from where she stands at the bar, waiting for her grog. Her long eyebrows twitch as she looks across the bar at her friend. She'd known Cadira for years, and there was something in her tone...

'Oh no reason,' said Cadira, cheerfully waving her mug at Viv. 'I just don't want you to miss out on all the possible trade. But come and sit down. Did I tell you yet about the man I met last time I was in Silvermoon...'

As her friend began a rambling story, Viv went over to the table to sprawl into a chair across from her, yet still, she had the vague feeling that her friend was up to no good...

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Name: Viv Cinderblade

Race: sin'dorei

Gender: female

Age: Well that's a rude question! But rather old.

Likes: Dashing, handsome men. Beautiful fancy dresses. Romance novels. Fireworks.

Dislikes: Mud, beetles, impolite people.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? A chiselled jaw, a sculpted behind, eyes that are deep pools of bliss...

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Romance, of course. I love to be swept off my feet by someone who knows how to treat a lady.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): Eeew. 1.

What is your image of a perfect date?: Long summer walks along the shore, wine, picturesque scenery.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Flowers! Pink roses especially. Unless I'm holding the whip, of course.

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Cadira snickers to herself, putting a seal on the envelope and then sending it posthaste to Truthteller's Dating Service. Pink roses! Romance novels! Fancy dresses! The thought nearly sent her into a fit of laughter, startling the goblin postmaster. Poor Viv, she was going to be in for a surprise.

Name: Cedestra Darkward

Race: Sin´dorei

Gender: Female

Age: Dosent realy matter anymore *wink*

Likes: a little fight now and again, the night..

Dislikes: sissy paladins, the light

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? dosent realy matter if they treat her nice and with respect

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? shuld be able to handle themself in a fight, and dont try to bertay anyone infront of her, becouse then someone might be betrayed back..

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): eat.. noo, she would never do that. 1 (kill and turn to a ghoul under her comand, that she might do)

What is your image of a perfect date?: quiet walk over a graveyard *cough* did i say graveyard, i totaly mean the beach and get to know one eachother

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: she might keep the flower untill the date is gone..

Name: Ardaria Sal'Aneth

Race: Quel'dorei

Gender: Female

Age: 30 (Human years)

Likes: Discussions concerning folklore beyond that of the elven culture, Theology and comparisons between cultural beliefs. (The Sun, The Earth Mother, Da Spirits... You feelin' me?)

Dislikes: Corruption and egotistics.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Looks are not what matters in the eyes of Ardaria. Their ability to accept most things with an open mind is what draws her attention.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? As mentioned above accepting things with an open mind. But should not boast about titles or power. Respectful and well mannered.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): Eating is way out of the question. 1 ... Doesn't mean biting isn't applicable though >: )

What is your image of a perfect date?: A seat by the water discussing aspects of Dari and Mr X's past endaevours.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Flowers, White rose in specific.

Name: Astrild Dawnrider

Race: Sin'dorei

Gender: Female

Age: 15 (Human years)

Likes: Fashion, Hunting trips (specially frog hunting), Dating, Extreme sports, Exiting adventures in Eversong woods or Ghostlands.

Dislikes: Long boring conversations about politics or state of Silvermoon or economics, Death knights, Reading (exept Elfe Mag), Rudeness.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Should be blonde and strong, athletic and maybe a knight and must know how to dress himself fashionably.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Romantic and fun to be with, good kisser, good listener and open for new ideas.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): Mating? *blush and giggle* Does it involve eating the partner? ... ... ewwwwww 1!

What is your image of a perfect date?: Going for a picnic after a nice hour of shooting frogs in Ghostlands. Maybe also swimming or climbing in trees. Definately kissing involved.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Flowers and chocolate and gifts.

(This dating service seems popular for Blood Elves, Morgeth!)

Name: Reiala Lanjelin

Race: Sin'Dorei

Gender: Female

Age: Young

Likes: "Daddy", silence, Doggy (Rokmaz), Playing with rocks and making up creepy songs.

Dislikes: Loud noices (specially screaming and crying), threaths directed at "daddy", monsters.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? If he looks like "daddy" thats a big plus. Other then that, anyone who is willing to give her the love she wants.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Protective, calm, quiet and playful.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 9

What is your image of a perfect date?: Sitting around in silence and maybe take turns playing with "Percy the head".

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Flowers, so she can showe them down your throat if you get too loud.

Oh, that's fine. The most successful date for a blood elf would most likely just be to put a mirror in front of them.

Instead of reposting the original one, basically, Telana sent in a new application with only one change to it in the "What do you prefer of your partner?" section, written in bold capitalized lettering;

NO ORC MALES

I am disappoint.

What do you care, Koz? I thought you were taken? ;p

Even orcs have agendas!

Morgeth wrote:The next number of dates will be presented at the 22'd of May at the Ratchet Market, so everyone who signs up should try to be there!

I can't wait! :)

Name: Zaaik

Race: Troll

Gender: Male

Age: Young

Likes: The jungle, his wolf, hiding, stabbing, fighting alliance, food and dancing.

Dislikes: People that make fun of him.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Shouldn't be taller then him. Prefers elves.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Cuddly, yet being able to stand up for him.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 1

What is your image of a perfect date?: Doesn't really matter. Aslong as its fun together.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Flowers!