[H] Truthteller's Dating Service

Shaelyssa wrote:
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- Big and black

I choked there for a split second but then read

Shaelyssa wrote:snakes

xD

I thinks its over but heres mine any way .


Name: Flumiwick Fizzlebang

Race: Goblin

Gender: Male

Age: 35

Likes: Gold, Women, Uldum Lots of interesting goodies, long walks in gold mines, Cheekynes, Captin Mori sweetcheeks, Quick come backs, Clothes/Fashion

Dislikes: Stupid people, Cheap junk, Love sick elves, People with lack of fashion, his rubber ducky picture.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Good legs!! and a decent face after that it doesn't matter, don't have to be a stunner for old flumi.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Strong willed be able to stand up to him like his mummy did to his daddy. Also enjoy coconut rum. Non shop crazy either! We are on a budget!

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 1

What is your image of a perfect date?: Robbing a bank!

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Chocolate wips

First round is over, but SECOND is yet to come!

Hozza! Can't wait this thread made me laugh. Hope more people post soon. Flumi Approves of Morgeth's form avi picture :O

Morgeth wrote:So far I'll take it as Krystha is up for another go!

Darn right I'm.

Say, are you allowed to sign up someone else?
I think I know a few people who could do with a date..

Nazfonya wrote:

Morgeth wrote:So far I'll take it as Krystha is up for another go!

Darn right I'm.

Say, are you allowed to sign up someone else?
I think I know a few people who could do with a date..

Your efforts at getting Morinth some loving are highly commendable! Lol'd when you were asking Crai if he'd like to "Roll with that."

I myself use my other characters to sign up my other alts! Morinth is the type of person to play pranks like this, and she's the one who applied for my mage. :> Who now wants to incinerate her.

Flumi... "Captain Mori Sweetcheeks", eh? XD You make a fine First Mate!

Mandui wrote:

Shaelyssa wrote:
[*]Likes:
- Big and black

I choked there for a split second but then read

Shaelyssa wrote:snakes

xD

TBH I think your first assumption was spot on in terms of what that was supposed to mean (especially in relation to the 'Itsy bitsy spiders' in the dislikes category).

What on earth are you two insinuating ...

Name: Gazzah Fizzlebik

Race: Goblin

Gender: Male

Age: Twenty foiur

Likes: Gold, Gold, Smacking around smart arse elfs. bums and good tea cups.

Dislikes: Elfs with sticks up there bahookys

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Not rotting

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? No prefrences

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): depends on what you mean by eatings

What is your image of a perfect date?: Food

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: flowers and chocolate whips for her.

Important: The next draft for the Dates will take place on the Ratchet Market that'll be hosted the 22'd of May at 20:00! Make sure to show up, if you have signed up, otherwise just drop me a PM if you can't show, and your application will be saved for a later draft!

This was done for a guildie because he is lazy hope thats ok

Name: Stíder Dawnsong

Race: Blood elf

Gender: Male

Age: 212

Likes: Calm collected people. poloishing family sheild

Dislikes:Hate immature people

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Fair skin, Long hair,

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Calm collected

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 1

What is your image of a perfect date?: No such thing as a perfect date

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Whips

It's perfectly fine to sign up other people, even as an IC prank, but make sure that those people are aware of the time for the event and that they tell me if they can't show!

Name: Morinth Swiftblade

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Female

Age: She lost rack around 50

Likes: Gold, Gold, Naughty fun, Giving away her panties,

Dislikes: Not being naked

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? A big wang.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Amazing in the woot woot department

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): expects to be eaten the naughty way

What is your image of a perfect date?: A bed

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: WHips and chains all the way

I fucking lol'd. Nice work Fizzle! x)

Age: She lost rack around 50

I'm sure he meant 'track'. But... Rack certainly fits too and makes the sentence a whole lot more fun.

Faralan Thorgint wrote:

Age: She lost rack around 50

I'm sure he meant 'track'. But... Rack certainly fits too and makes the sentence a whole lot more fun.

She still has her rack.

Perhaps should sign my rogue up the-.. awh, right. Racist dating service. No Alliance allowed. x3

Morinth wrote:
She still has her rack.

We know, you show it often enough.

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:
She still has her rack.

We know, you show it often enough.

I only did it once! Cause you were like, REPLACE MAH FAVOURITE TOP SINCE AH USED IT TA BANDAGE YA!

Morinth wrote:

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:
She still has her rack.

We know, you show it often enough.

I only did it once! Cause you were like, REPLACE MAH FAVOURITE TOP SINCE AH USED IT TA BANDAGE YA!

I never at any point demanded yours! You could just have bought a new one for me. But no, you had to strip then and there!
Don't go spinning this like its somehow my dealings that you walk around half naked.

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:
She still has her rack.

We know, you show it often enough.

I only did it once! Cause you were like, REPLACE MAH FAVOURITE TOP SINCE AH USED IT TA BANDAGE YA!

I never at any point demanded yours! You could just have bought a new one for me. But no, you had to strip then and there!
Don't go spinning this like its somehow my dealings that you walk around half naked.

You enjoyed it.

Morinth wrote:

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:
She still has her rack.

We know, you show it often enough.

I only did it once! Cause you were like, REPLACE MAH FAVOURITE TOP SINCE AH USED IT TA BANDAGE YA!

I never at any point demanded yours! You could just have bought a new one for me. But no, you had to strip then and there!
Don't go spinning this like its somehow my dealings that you walk around half naked.

You enjoyed it.

Only a little. Work harder next time!

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:

Nazfonya wrote:

Morinth wrote:
She still has her rack.

We know, you show it often enough.

I only did it once! Cause you were like, REPLACE MAH FAVOURITE TOP SINCE AH USED IT TA BANDAGE YA!

I never at any point demanded yours! You could just have bought a new one for me. But no, you had to strip then and there!
Don't go spinning this like its somehow my dealings that you walk around half naked.

You enjoyed it.

Only a little. Work harder next time!

You logged out when I started bouncing on the spot to make Talins head explode.

I still remember when Kyrissa was using her guild tabard to cover up her "slut armour" and Morinth yanked it off the first time they met

Glilya wrote:I still remember when Kyrissa was using her guild tabard to cover up her "slut armour" and Morinth yanked it off the first time they met

... She asked me to.