[H] Truthteller's Dating Service

Then wait no longer. Let Truthteller's dating agency Shackles of Love find you a perfect match!

By simply leaving some basic information to us, we will through certified goblin technology calucate percentages such as: matching your levels of attractiveness, willingness for bloodshed, and your cannibalistic tendencies. Finally, based on a likelyhood of fornication diagram, we will make sure to set you up with the person that will bring you the most happiness!

Are you ready to rid yourself of the shackles of loneliness and instead cuff yourself with the brilliant jewels of LOVE? Submit your application today, as according to this summary below:

1. Name:
   
   
2. Race:
   
   
3. Gender:
   
   
4. Age:
   
   
5. Likes:
   
   
6. Dislikes:
   
   
7. What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks?
   
   
8. What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour?
   
   
9. How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"):
   
   
10. What is your image of a perfect date?:
    
    
11. Whips, chocolate or flowers?:
    
    

The results of the match making process will be revealed on the week's upcoming Ratchet Market, also known as the Market of LOVE! Be there, at the first of the next month, for your chance at true love! The couples matched up together will recieve different dating experiences according to your matching values!


Captain Chuckles Approved!
"If it wasn't for Truthteller's Love Shackles I never would have found Candii.
Being a rotting piece of hunky manflesh, I wanted an easy goin' gal', who
wasn't afraid of playing a bit of Sylvanas dress up! Now I am the happiest
corpse on Azeroth! Thank you, Truthteller. You saved my boner!"





OOC

When? You can send in your application anytime. The first official announcement of the couples will take place during the Ratchet Market, which will take place at the 1st of May.

Where? Ratchet! After that: Cloud nine.

For who? Everyone of the Horde faction. I'd include Alliance too, but that might get messy!

How? Just respond with your characters application in this thread, or send me a PM here on the forums, alternatively a (very) long mail to the character Truthteller. Participants wishing to stay anonymous until the date is revealed can be so.

I APPROVE.

I love your gobby <3 Feckin' pimpin' cane.

This truly sounds epic. :p

I'm tempted to break character and submit an app just for the hilarity of it. xD

You should! I'd love to see some applications dropping in for the fun of it, if you don't feel like it's your character's "thing" to apply themselves, then just make an IC plot about someone else being kind/evil/whatever enough to apply for you ;]

Saevir wrote:I'm tempted to break character and submit an app just for the hilarity of it. xD

Oh yes, please do it. So I can do it as well xD

Been pondering giving the agency an alliance representative, and make a kind of similar thing for them, but that'd only be if enough alliance are interested, I suppose.

# Name: Sulthar, The Wraithlord

# Race: Undead

# Gender: Male, until it rots off.

# Age: 51

# Likes: blood, death, inflicting terror.

# Dislikes: Bunny's and/or the colour pink.

# What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Must be able to wear the faces of those i slay.

# What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? likes to skin other females.

# How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 11.

# What is your image of a perfect date?: a picturesque meal besides a lake of blight, lit by a pyre of burning worgen body's while we both feed on human inerds.

# Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Whips, chains, daggers, hatchets, saws-- what was the question again?

HEY KRO, I HAVE A MATCH FOR YOU.


Name: Lady Lyliath Ashford

Race: Forsaken (Hooman!)

Gender: Female. (excuse the drooping, she's been dead a while!)

Age: 39 at time of death

Likes: Steaming mugs of Earl Grey, testing plants within her pipe, setting people on fire. For academical purposes. *cough*

Dislikes: Fire extinguishers.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Non-fireproof garments, yet still looking snappy.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Must like fire, especially inflicting it upon others.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 8 - she hasn't got a large tummy.

What is your image of a perfect date?: A romantic stroll through the woods, casually flicking a pyroblast at passing innocents. With the meal cooked, the innocents shall then be devoured. With tea! Heated by the Lady herself with a channelled flame.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Whips can be used whilst set aflame, any form of poisonous flower for the testing on Alliance passers-by and who doesn't like chocolate?

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GO LADY ASHFORD. \o/

Name:
Krystha Deathcheater

Race:
Goblin

Gender:
Female

Age:
It's rude to ask for a age! (just out of her teens)

Likes:
Explosions, fast rides, potions, spying on people, gambling (and cheating at it), excessive amounts of alcohol and stupid stunts.

Dislikes:
People who get all serious, people who refuse her another drink, people who say spying is rude and mages.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks?
If they are broke, they better not be ugly.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour?
Easy going, big spender, gullible and certainly not possessive.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"):
1 or 2 ish..

What is your image of a perfect date?:
Being picked up in a big, fast and new car. Being driven to a place were I get to shop for fancy goods, on others expense. Then for a romantic and fancy dinner. We end the evening overlooking the sea, as we sit on your pile of gold. In the distance a ship blows up in a impressive display of fireworks and explosives.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?:
If your not bringing gold or explosives, atleast bring chocolate.

The date (ololol) is drawing near! Don't be hesitant, make sure to sign up for YOUR chance at true love!

Oh fuggit, I'm applying.

Name:
Telana Namide

Race:
Blood Elf

Gender:
Female

Age:
140

Likes:
-The Light, its tenets and virtues (and those who follow them).
-Peaceful, quiet evenings.
-Clear night skies.
-Snakes, dragonhawks and other small serpentine... things.

Dislikes:
[Hastily scribbled over] Th/ p/the/ic /es/er /r r/ces o/ //e Ho//de
Dishonest and/or dishonorable conduct.
Warmongering and undue racism.
Early mornings.

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks?
Slighter build, effeminate (if male).
Voluptous, soft curves/features (if female).

What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour?
Faithful, honest, compassionate and kind.
Must like snakes.

How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"):
1.

What is your image of a perfect date?:
Early evening of getting to know one-another over dinner followed by physical trials. Rest after trials to watch sunset, have drinks/picnic. More physical trials. Lie under open night sky watching star patterns and stellar phenomena. Continue physical trials until morning/point of exhaustion.

Whips, chocolate or flowers?:
Both of the latter during the date.
Whips for later.

Tonight the matched up couples will recieve information that leads them to their delicious dates!

This is so damn funny I almost wish I had a horde char

won't be able to attend the ratchet market tonight unfortunately :<

Thankfully, I've got back-ups! *digs through closet of skeletons*

This sounds hilarious! Morinth won't be doing the fortune telling, but I might be able to rope Mopyna into continuing! I'll pop along on my mage and cause some fiery havoc.

As expected, even a Goblin DATING SERVICE seems to be crafted specifically to explode in your face.

I do not approve of being partnered up with a bullheaded Orc peon! >__>

Ehrm. *cough* The fornication calculator supreme does not always operate at 100% capacity! But since yours were so horrible, feel free to contact Truthteller for an emergency date!

I... Can't stop laughing. I'll never forget the sight of a Red Blade cowering at me. :>

Got rather missmatched.. But had a interesting evening all the same.
And even though I have a backup date... I'm totally up for another round of this!

Okay. Date lasted exactly 3 hours, and I think some good came out of it! Will have to see how he gets on with his fellow Blades!

# Name: Vectoria Blightwind, The Huntress

# Race: Undead

# Gender: female

# Age: Appears to be 29, Actually 38.

# Likes: blood, death, inflicting terror.

# Dislikes: The Scourge.

# What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks? Anything undead.

# What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour? Is a capable killing machine.

# How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"): 8.

# What is your image of a perfect date?: Hunting anyone who trespasses on the Queens lands. -Together-.

# Whips, chocolate or flowers?: Hunting.

And a new round begins! Any participants from the previous round wanting another go can just let me know. The dear Telana will recieve hers free of charge, since well <_< Truthteller does not want to die horribly!

So far I'll take it as Krystha is up for another go!