[A-RP] <Stormwind Regiment> (Stormwind Guards & Military)

hmmm .Just how much is crappy pay these days btw?

A simple private will earn around 20 silver a week when rising in rank I'd imagine your pay increasing considerably. Though we do not have a set pay day and the likes the "crappy pay" in my recruitment spam is merely for you to get a feel that you'd end up as a basic poorly paid soldier (A simple civilian hoisted into plate)

Our uniform now includes a pair of ray-bahns!

Oh god Samian, I love the ray-bahns....

Never got why they call it bump....

Like bump up the list?

We are still looking for generic civilians wanting to become part of Stormwind's army. Potential ninja samurai characters do not have to bother!

Free promotions if they happen to be named Abe and is a old insane guard.

If I collect 6 crisp packets can I sign up as an officer? I hope the deal is still running.

Please make sure your new recruits whisper any obvious Si:7 RPer about whether
they are walking into the Si:7 building or the regiment barracks. Getting angry whispers
from your new recruits promotes a negative reputation.

Keep up the good work

Have a human character? No? You have a worgen? Good news! since worgen have been about for a while now we are slowly pulling them into our regiment we are not quite there yet ICly but soon! We nowadays also welcome staff to work in and around our barracks, though not as actual soldiers. Poke any member of the regiment and you will be directed to gloriousness in no time.

Samian's comfort eating and his wife's temper is all that's needed to starve and horribly frighten the Horde away. From what (admittedly quite little) I have seen, these guys seem awesome.

Morgeth wrote:Samian's comfort eating and his wife's temper is all that's needed to starve and horribly frighten the Horde away. From what (admittedly quite little) I have seen, these guys seem awesome.

Thank you for the kind words! (You will ofcourse be compensated)

Apparantly the regiment is broke, due to Samian's eating habits.

Amaryl wrote:Apparantly the regiment is broke, due to Samian's eating habits.

OOOOR He ate the bills, since there was nothing left to eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAY37oNRSq4

Your new recruitment thread.

I prefer this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viIra7FQiAQ

Hello all. My name is (xperimenttwo) John Smith. Im the new kid on the block.
I hope to have a lot of fun with you all.

Greetings, John

*Comes late to the party*

I love that video's parody intro. Now that theme is stuck in my head X)