[MATURE-NElf] The (Secret) Rituals of the Temple

Before the naked and star-framed moon, the priestesses of Elune gather monthly before her silver form to worship the Night Warrior. The priestesses disrobe one another and bare their flowers of Elune. Singing their sensual tunes, they indulge themselves in the fruits within the Valley of Elune and drink the moon-touched wine of her gardens' wells.

Exposing themselves to the night sky, the night elves come together in a sweaty and lustful embrace as they chant the goddess' heavenly tones before the full moon. As the moon ascends the sky to her highest point, the night elves also climb the mighty mountain of sensual worship and love where at the apex, they will reach the pinnacle of the moon goddess' love and admiration and will gift them with her sweet nectar.


First of all, this is NOT an cybor event! Orgies are a very big part of night elf lore and have been taking place for thousands of years in the Warcraft universe. If you are interested in coming, the first one will take place tonight at 20:00 CET in the Temple of the Moon (only night elves are allowed, but other races can watch and maybe participate if they are deemed worthy). Hope to see you all there for this very special event!

So, i herd april is first

this is so blatently an april fools joke...

*looks around shiftily*
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*parks an alt in the temple just incase*

Are nelf druids allowed to join or do I have to racechange Mand for this?

I.. think it's time to raid Darnassus again. Raid it naked o_o

You and Shael, Morg? Two girls one temple.

There's definitely going to be extensive cupping happening.

I read about Night Elf orgies in the award winning "Flintlocke's Guide to Azaroth". I believe the example given was in Thalanaar.

I try to imagine Shael was being serious. Makes the topic even funnier

THIS IS DISGUSTING! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THIS?!

*logs out*

THIS ON DEFIAS BROTHERHOOD?! IT REALLY SHOWS JUST HOW TERRIBLE THIS SERVER HAS BECOME

*Makes a level 1 night elf*

IT'S SICK EVENTS LIKE THIS THAT FORCES PEOPLE ONTO OTHER SERVERS AND GIVES OURS A TERRIBLE REPUTATION!

*kicks everyone from his real ID*

I'LL SEE YOU THERE!

Basically, what Mervyn said.

Hawt. There won't be any male night elves there, right?

Mervyn wrote:THIS IS DISGUSTING! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THIS?!

*logs out*

THIS ON DEFIAS BROTHERHOOD?! IT REALLY SHOWS JUST HOW TERRIBLE THIS SERVER HAS BECOME

*Makes a level 1 night elf*

IT'S SICK EVENTS LIKE THIS THAT FORCES PEOPLE ONTO OTHER SERVERS AND GIVES OURS A TERRIBLE REPUTATION!

*kicks everyone from his real ID*

I'LL SEE YOU THERE!

lol u nab u use real ID roflmao

This is why I don't use real ID. Freedom in creating alts no one knows about >: )

Indeed who wants to know about Fortesgue's secret female nelf alt who's got suspicious rumours about it?

I HAVE PROOF FROM REAL ID THAT SUCH AN ALT EXISTS.

Hah, I only have male nelves.

Rituals of the Temple, is that how we call Roman styled orgies these days? Looks good though, even if its not for everyone.

Geldar wrote:Rituals of the Temple, is that how we call Roman styled orgies these days? Looks good though, even if its not for everyone.

I lol'd.

Jeanpierre wrote:

Geldar wrote:Rituals of the Temple, is that how we call Roman styled orgies these days? Looks good though, even if its not for everyone.

I lol'd.

Seconded.

Ffff, I knew I should have made a night elf instead of blood elf!

Nessra/Anegra wrote:Ffff, I knew I should have made a night elf instead of blood elf!

pfft, I didn't think Blood Elves needed a religious reason to throw an orgy

Mervyn wrote:THIS IS DISGUSTING! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THIS?!

*logs out*

THIS ON DEFIAS BROTHERHOOD?! IT REALLY SHOWS JUST HOW TERRIBLE THIS SERVER HAS BECOME

*Makes a level 1 night elf*

IT'S SICK EVENTS LIKE THIS THAT FORCES PEOPLE ONTO OTHER SERVERS AND GIVES OURS A TERRIBLE REPUTATION!

*kicks everyone from his real ID*

I'LL SEE YOU THERE!

Today is also Grab a Boob day! I got dibs on yours, Mervy, my love!

*Serrar looked disappointed that the Shattered Hand decided not to send in a team to investigate*