Collection of the failed RSP descriptions.

There you go.

PS: WTB ANJILO'S RSP <3
"ASK ME ABOUT MAH SCARS!!" xD
Or was it Daine's? *scratch head* I can't remember any more D: Anji halp!

I was out of money one day and wrote...

"Your message here for 10 gold!"

I got 3 offers; None of them gave the gold, though. >_<

*is glad no-one knows about her first RP character*

I tend to usally stay away from writing much or anything at all in RSP and is only currently using it for names and titles ( and ofc to see others )

And though I have yet seen any extreme case as shown above I've spotted way to many people writing their whole life story in it.

Chrístophér/Elízabeth wrote:That was the most horrible thing I have ever seen.
And as a 13 year old boy with the internet...
I have seen alot things.

Trust me, I have seen worse. *goes to former Runescape clan website* Hm... The Crimson Templars - where I was formerly Councillor of that thousand-man clan... *clicks on random forum link* Oh, god! *closes page*

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Yay, Demon-Paladin!

Etular wrote:

Chrístophér/Elízabeth wrote:That was the most horrible thing I have ever seen.
And as a 13 year old boy with the internet...
I have seen alot things.

Trust me, I have seen worse. *goes to former Runescape clan website* Hm... The Crimson Templars - where I was formerly Councillor of that thousand-man clan... *clicks on random forum link* Oh, god! *closes page*

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Yay, Demon-Paladin!

Over'erotic nerd, that description condratics itself in so many ways, (<_>)

Her names are taken from, Nazara(Sovereign), the name of the main antagonist in Mass Effect 2.
And Bellum, Main Antagonist in Zelda' Phantom Hourglass.

Dunno about the first tbh. It's not that exotic of a name. And Sovereign is the main antagonist in Mass Effect 1, not 2.

I think he means that Sovereign's name, Nazara, was only revealed in ME2. But still, I think I've seen that guy (Nazora) before ME2 was released, so I think that might be a coincidence.

Not really a flagRSP, but deserves a place her.

Nayan, you should watch this.

Sounds like a five-word story. :3

"No John. You are the demons.. And then John was a zombie"

Seriously... I need to find that guy and shake his hand. Made my day! XD

Ariyuni wrote:Sounds like a five-word story. :3

Exactly my thoughts XD

PS: On a sidenote, gimme your avatar's phone number!! ;o

Nayan wrote:
PS: On a sidenote, gimme your avatar's phone number!! ;o

Hehe. You like it? Thanks.

And I don't have anything to add on-topic <.<

I'd like to see that Zanazuah guy's RSP. I heard it was quite offensive. Anybody screened that one?

Over'erotic nerd, that description condratics itself in so many ways, (<_>)

Her names are taken from, Nazara(Sovereign), the name of the main antagonist in Mass Effect 2.
And Bellum, Main Antagonist in Zelda' Phantom Hourglass.

Quite honestly, I just copied that one because i wanted my post to stay on-topic.

Jayse wrote:"No John. You are the demons.. And then John was a zombie"

Seriously... I need to find that guy and shake his hand. Made my day! XD

Agreed.

A whole blog full

First page example:

And just because I can: Link
Edit by Nayan: Changed it into a link with warning for inappropriate content - and may i just say.. good god, really! x.x

Christ! Nuff said.

EDIT: I always have wondered what the features of people that like to ERP are. Fat middle aged men? Who knows.

Technically, it's a perfectly fine RSP, if you exclude two things: the association with a lore npc (which he/she has changed already, and you're far beyond being tiring if you keep bashing on it, already) and the length.

So basically the only thing wrong there is the length.

Hardly something that'd fit in this thread, tbh, so stop being stuck up, please.

I agree with Nayan, it isn't nearly as bad as others IMO.

Ugh. Let's not be overly mean here. I agree with Nayan, it's getting old, and it's rude.

Found another nice site:

Rotten Apples

At least, if you are trying to be an asshole, do it with class and update yourself:


As this woman approaches, at a quick glance, you can realize her noble serenity that seem to follow her presence, accompanied merely by the strong Holy Aura that gathers her figure with charismatic elegance, wouldn't she be of noble birth and education.

Of average height, like most human ladies, Elydrian's countenance rises with a certain fragility that fades into insignificance when meeting her truly strong personality, her truly strong being and will.

Her eyes, of a pale, yet bright blue seem rather dry, work as a true mirror of her soul, of her thoughts, covered by traces that always describe well her emotions; however know: She's a good actress.

Contrasting with the pale, almost transparent skintone, which, by itself, recalls the snowy lands of Alterac, from which you can clearly see her veins, specially on her hands, followed by thin, long fingers, is her light red hair, frankly well-cared.

Her lips drawn, in the majority of time, in an elegant, sympathetic smile, the strong tones of pink shaping them into a precise cherry form.

Usually, Elydrian dresses well-cared robes, followed by trails with the clothes cuted in a stylished shape, and nothing in her, besides her Staves or Daggers indicate that she's close to the Horrors of a Battle, yet her experience is rather diferent.

On the middle finger of her right hand she carries a large, dark orange ring with the Crest of Alterac, and on the left one a diamond, beautiful one which has several diamonds, obviously an engagment ring. Her neck follows the same style with a transparent crystal, envolved by golden traces following the thin necklace.

Her accent shows clearly the strong presence of the Alterac Nation, shouldn't one not guess for her looks.

Even though my character's descriptions are long (too long perhaps to be even read fully) people who do tend to like them, example of that is my previous DK Eilyth that most of you do know, however, and for the sake of my own patience, I've taken some paragraphs of this description in order to save your o'so fragile eyes and mind. Why is this character "so perfect"? Not because she's a barbie doll or anything, just because she is of noble education and has always been protected to the maximum; however, if you'd wish to attack her and leave her with a few scars, I wouldn't ignore them, example of that is Alusien, my paladin, who has a scar from one side to the other of her face after suffering an odd attack.

Furthermore, it's getting old, yes, and it's insulting. Aye, the relation with Perenolde was a bad idea, I changed it after talking with a few people, so please do not crucify me for it.