The Zombie Apocalypse: Name your squad.

There's zombies everywhere, and somehow everyone in the world, virtual world, and TV land both past and present has turned up on your doorstep: BUT YOU CAN ONLY TAKE FIVE, including yourself.

The criteria for choosing is up to you, whether it's ass-value, combat skill, leadership, or being a badass.
For example.

Frontline (Assault Rifle): Angelina Jolie. Obvious choice, no? ^__^
Frontline (Shotgun): Lenny from the Simpsons.
Marksman: Vasily Zaytsev
Medic: Nygarth. For tradition's sake.
Demolitions: That would be me.

IT'S TIME. RELEASE THE ZOMBIES.

Rambo.

Guess ill copy your way off setting it up and just placing in other names
Frontline (cricket bat) Simon Pegg.
Frontline (Shotgun) Myself
Marksman: Garrus Vakarian from Mass effect
Medic: The Doctor (want him on my team and i dont think he would take a gun.)
Demolitions: Eirik (Childhood friend who has been a boyscout all his life, those fuckers know a lot more about blowing stuff up than i ever will)

Hmm, 5 you say, fine, to myself I add, the A-team.
With Murdock on Demolitions, just because I can.

Frontline (Traps): MacGyver. All he needs is a flashlight, hairband and duct-tape.
Frontline (Awesomeness): Chuck Norris
Marksman: Sylvester Stallone (For the BOOM headshot he makes in 'The Expendables')
Medic: the EMH (Emergency Medical Hologram) From Star Trek Voyager. This doctor being a hologram, means there won't be any worry of him getting infected, and so we'll allways have medical help.
Demolitions: Me. I love the smell of dynamite in the morning. And I allways wanted to make things go BOOM!

Yeah, I think these lads will do. Even though Kris might have a slight lead on me, with the A-team..

Hmmm... well, for starters, I'd like to say that last night I spent over five hours pinpointing the shit I'll need in case the zombie apocalypse begins. Me and a friend will begin hoarding stuff, from shovels to chemical lighting to pull through the first few weeks of the apocalypse on our own *nodnod* But let's see....

Frontline (Living Blender): Starring myself.
Frontline (Heavy Weapons); The Duke. (Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. ...And I'm all out of gum.)
Screw Marksmanship, Frontline again: Ash from Evil Dead. (Hail to the King Baby.)
Medic: Dr. Seuss.
Leadership: Nicholas Cage. (He seems to have a special relation to fire and firing things up. For further information, check the Wickerman and Kick-ass. He also barks orders like no one else. "USE. THE KRYPTONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAARGHTE!")
Tits: Given Nicholas Cage's special relation to fire, we're bound to have him not last long into the zombie apocalypse, so we've decided to replace the Leadership role with the Tits role. It's kinda like Leadership, but given that we're talking about three testosterone filled men and a very creepy son of a bitch, we'll be bound to be commanded by the first pair of tits that decides to come along. Given that, I believe we will settle for... uhm... for... Lady GaGa I guess, just to prove a point. Either that or some chick from the Mortal Kombat series. Kitana comes to mind as well.

Frontline: Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)
Frontline: Predator (Predator)
Frontline: Wolverin (X-men)
Ranged: Phoenix (X-men) or The Firestarter (Firestarter)
Ranged/Biotic: Project Zero (Mass Effect 2)

Ofc there's no leadership. Think any of those would take orders from another? (..or would they even need to?) As for meds.. yeah... every man for himself, and some crazy regen.

Leader: The Doctor. (Doctor Who)
Frontline: Jason Bourne (Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum)
Frontline: Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
Ranged: Sayid Jarrah (LOST)
Useless bitch: I dunno.. Cheryl Tweedy?

Every team needs someone who dies first, right?

Frontline (Assault Rifle): Rambo.
Frontline (Shotgun): Myself.
Marksman: Blexie- The Character...Not the player
Medic: Hermione...-A. Just looking at her will perk me up. B. SHE DOES MAGICX.
Demolitions: Sonic the Hedgehog.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Clint Eastwood and Mila Jovovich (Because every group needs a girl who can whoop ass!)

Frontline (hatchet): Vinnie "Do you know who I am?" Jones
Frontline (mullet): Dog "Go with Christ, bra" the Bounty Hunter
Marksman (flower power-up): Super "Itsa me!" Mario
Medic: me
Demolitions: Adam "Civil" Savage & Jamie "The 'stache" Hyneman (count for one)

Gnash wrote:
Demolitions: Adam "Civil" Savage & Jamie "The 'stache" Hyneman (count for one)

Mental image of an Adam Savage zombie now.

Am I missing an eyebrow? taken to a whole new level.

Frontline (Assault Rifle): Teh Terminator (Obvious, isn't it?)
Frontline:(x2 of whatever heavy weaponry she can find) Alice from Resident Evil. (She has experience, what?!)
Marksman:(Barret 50. cal) Me.
Medic: Gordon Freeman (He has a crowbar!)
Demolitions:(He is a fucking space marine, what more do you want?) Darnath Lysander, First Captain of the Imperial Fists of course!

Geldar wrote:Frontline (Assault Rifle): Teh Terminator (Obvious, isn't it?)

Frontline (Thunderhammer, Stormshield): Terminator
Frontline (Thunderhammer, Stormshield): Terminator
Frontline (Thunderhammer, Stormshield): Terminator
Frontline (Thunderhammer, Stormshield): Terminator
Frontline (Heavy Flamer, Relic blade): Vulkan He'Stan

Frontline (Melee): Darius Crowley! MISTER CROWLEYYY *dum dum duuum*
Frontline (gun) James Bond?
Traps: Eric Cartman from Southpark, i refer you to "Scott Tenorman must Die" or alternativle Jigsaw.
The Chick: Alyssa Milano, can see in future. She might be handy for a few things!
The Suvirvor: Me

frontline - sarpadon from the Soul Drinker novels.
frontline - cage, from the last chancer novels.
medic - rasputin, he can share his secrets!
sniper - lee harvey oswald, lets be honest it was a very good shot from that range a moveing target and with the gun he had.
myself, (I will do what I can, and document it all in photos)

Frontline (2-handed anti undead cleaver extreme: Saurfang.
Recon (Anti Quilboar) Manrikk
Demolisher, Sniper and beast handler (What could possibly go wrong?) Tednugget. (From: You awaken in Razorhill)
Badass ol' guy (that will somehow manage to save the day by going down, guns blazing, Bill style) Otrigg
Leadership and motivation/hopefully keeping Tednugget in check, ME!

P.S. Healers are over-rated!

Frontline 1: Me
Frontline 2: Jackie Chan
Traps: Inspector Gadget
Stealth: Batman
Demolitions: Goblin Sappers
Healer: My local vet
Meat Shield: Frodo Baggins

Joe Pesci for the necessary tantrums
Rose Byrne to keep me preoccupied during crises
Dave Chappelle for some comic relief
Justin Bieber as zombie-bait (too bad poor Dave will die first, however, since he is black).
And lastly, myself.

Frontline (Assault Rifle): Michael McIntyre
Frontline (Shotgun): John Bishop
Marksman: Alan Carr
Medic: Myself, due to being a pacifist
Demolitions: Louie Spence

Do I win, for creating the League of Extraordinary Comedians? One thing I realised about Zombies is that it's not so much about the killing as the "having fun"; in the end, they're just going to keep getting revived until we die ourselves. I want my last few days to be filled with laughter.

Frontline: Batou (Ghost in the Shell)
Frontline: Judge Dredd (2000AD)
Marksman: Rushuna Tendō (Grenadier)
Medic: Alexstraza (WoW)
Demolitions: Kip Durron flying the Suncrusher (Star wars)

Frontline: Tazmanian devil
Frontline: Bugs Bunny
Marksman: Merlin the Enchanter (As seen in Fantasia)
Medic: Me
Demolitions: Wyle E. Coyote

BRING IT, ZOMBIES!