Why are Blood Elves better than anyone and anything else?

Why? (Hint: It's not because they make pointless threads in the discussion forum for ingame matters.)


Because we're beautiful, elegant, have green-eyes, have a ruthless guard system ("Anyone who disrupts the order of Silvermoon will be terminated"), see everything and everyone else as inferior mostly because they are inferior, and we can respond to any cuss or insult with the word "why" in it, with: "Because I'm better than you."

Discuss!

They're better at being near-extinct then anyone else.

Can't we keep these kinds of threads on the official blizz forums so they can die a quiet death?

Spoiler:

Why is Lor'themar Theron a useless, do nothing, pathetic excuse for a leader.

Because he is better at it than anyone else.

It does work.

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:Can't we keep these kinds of threads on the official blizz forums so they can die a quiet death?

Spoiler:

This was meant as a complete joke, not serious x_x

Sarcasm is sometimes hard to portray via text

I guess the randomstuffwhatever thread wasn't enough xD

Aladras wrote:Why?


Because we're beautiful, elegant, have green-eyes, have a ruthless guard system ("Anyone who disrupts the order of Silvermoon will be terminated"), see everything and everyone else as inferior mostly because they are inferior, and we can respond to any cuss or insult with the word "why" in it, with: "Because I'm better than you."

Discuss!

You would be (second to draenei at least)... if you weren't in the Horde. I mean, come on. That's slumming to the worst degree.

Aladras wrote:

This was meant as a complete joke, not serious x_x

Sarcasm is sometimes hard to portray via text

Oh I think everyone got the joke. That doesn't automaticlly mean we found it funny, however!

You're making me want to roll a Blood Elf, so i guess your thread succeeded in something else you may or may not have intended.

What the post above me said.

I do agree with the beautiful point. I'm exquisite as far as humans go, but I could never pull of the slimness and grace of the Sin'Dorei... Damn you!

I agree with this thread. Well. Sort of.

Morinth has ascended beyond her superior race.

Morinth wrote:
Morinth has ascended beyond her superior race.

Which makes her...what, exactly? A Naaru?

Thelos wrote:

Morinth wrote:
Morinth has ascended beyond her superior race.

Which makes her...what, exactly? A Naaru?

queen of the pirates.

I don't like these threads cos they make people insult belves eventually, the players specifically. And that's mean

Belfs suck almost as bad as scarlets.

lol you had to lex.. in fairness if I had any slots left I would make a belf lock just to stare at that pert ass all day *licks lips*

Cyrdain approves. Shame there is little to no real Blood Elf roleplay on Defias or I would totally be rolling with Fel-green eyes and a better than you attitude!

Why have the High/Blood Elves lost every single conflict they've gotten themselves into if not for human intervention if they are allegedly superior? :p

Blood Elves never lost a conflict at all. They keep trolls at bay, they are valuable defenders of Dalaran and have been responsible of making Quel'danas safe for both Alliance and Horde elves![/propaganda]

Quel Danas was much cooler with demons.
Sucks now.

I'd quickly change the title if I were you... before Chuck Norris finds it!
Or perhaps that is why the blood elves are near extinct.

Sanara wrote:Why have the High/Blood Elves lost every single conflict they've gotten themselves into if not for human intervention if they are allegedly superior? :p

They've only lost when they turned on their own.

Dath'remar on Azshara when freeing Tyrande.
Dar'Khan Drathir on the High Elves when opening the gates.
The Playable Blood Elves on Kael'thas when they wanted the loot he drops.

Using the Humans against the trolls, maybe teaching some magic and having humans die was acceptable vs just having High Elves die. And they didn't want to lose lands by just throwing up their Sunwell Shield like they apparently did vs the orcs. (asking the humans for help was just a minor setback!)

You could also say they have done the most to stop the Legion from returning to Azeroth by shielding themselves with rune stones, using the Reliquary (wich existed long before cata) to hide dangerous artifacts and starting the Council of Tirisfal.

Sanara wrote:Why have the High/Blood Elves lost every single conflict they've gotten themselves into if not for human intervention if they are allegedly superior? :p

To be fair they got their sunwell going with hardly any help...

To be fair they got their sunwell going with hardly any help...

The Sunwell was not restored/re-ignited by the Blood elves, but by Valen who used the heart of M'uru who the Blood elves enslaved to leech from.

If they are good at anything that is being nearly extinct.

Geldar wrote:

To be fair they got their sunwell going with hardly any help...

The Sunwell was not restored/re-ignited by the Blood elves, but by Valen who used the heart of M'uru who the Blood elves enslaved to leech from.

If they are good at anything that is being nearly extinct.

'fraid we're behind the Draenei and Gnomes on that.