Re: The vent thread

[Jeanpierre]

*shudder*

[Amaryl]

Talking dirty has its limits. *nods*

[Jeanpierre]

Amy talking about limits.

*shudder*

[Amaryl]

Limits, everything has it, even me...

unfortunately i'm bound by my conciousness... and shizzle... i can't escape, i can't fly away, and i get flaccid when people over-do dirty talk :'(

my life is hard.

on the otherhand my life is pretty good!

[Shaelyssa]

what's wrong Ave ?

and some IDIOT left the building door open during a SANDSTORM now there's friggin dust everywhere!

[Chrystan]

Maybe it's because of my job where I have to sell things to what are quite frankly, total morons. But myself and a colleague of mine have decided on a great idea:

Natural Selection Day!

One day, every year, the scummiest, most idiotic, skankiest and dumbest 10% of the population get shot, in the head, with a shotgun. The criteria are quite simple really:

Wear a tracksuit around town, and not be on way to, or way back from gym, your dead.

Been on the Jeremy Kyle show, or national equivalent in the last year, and not been the poor, innocent party dragged on there against their will (Which is about 2% of them) your dead too.

Been on X-Factor, or other silly national talent shows, your dead.

Not being able to remember your own children's names due to having too many children, alcohol or drugs (Yes that is the scum I have to deal with.) Dead too.


I personally would include any man that drinks alcopops, anyone who smokes cigarettes, anybody who listens exclusively to cheesy dance music or R'n'B. However it was pointed out only a maximum of 10% of the population would be left which would be more global apocalypse day rather than natural selection day so I have to keep those thoughts to myself.





Evil, opinionated, self-righteous mode OFF.


To all those who tell me how nice it must be to live in Cornwall, you are not aware of the scum that do live in Cornwall.

[Feydor]

but then again you're in cornwall, just push them down one of the thousand mine shafts there are

[Seranita]

fucking wettest month I have ever seen!! is there not one day that I cannot get to work without getting soaked to the bone!!! Tis pissing me off!! I wana punch the rain clouds in the face!!

[Sabien]

fucking wettest month I have ever seen!! is there not one day that I cannot get to work without getting soaked to the bone!!! Tis pissing me off!!

Tell me about it, I work outside too so spare a thought huh? Im sick of being cold and soaked in JULY!!.

And natural selection date....brilliant idea. However need to put in people who whistle, why do people whistle? Its a revolting disgusting habit, do they think its sounds nice? Do they do it on purpose to annoy others? If I was galactic emperor or whatever, immediate death penalty no right of appeal for those even seen to look like theyre puckering up to whistle.

Or perhaps..slit their throats slightly, pull out the windpipe,cut it into three strips, plait it and put it back,then ask them to whistle....

Rant over

[corleth]

i'd kill all people that don't agree with my world-view and that includes people that bitch about smoking and/or whistling

haha suck it DORKS

[Sabien]

and my dad's bigger than yours....

[Eowale]

I want to drop something very heavy and hard ontop of these fucking cars and mopeds that keep driving around outside me and my missus apartment.

I mean, sure. It's great that you got your drivings lisence and got a shitty car for perhaps 200 euros on E-bay, or you got your drivings lisence for that shitty moped that drives 4 miles per hour and gives off the same noise as my parents lawn mower.

BUT DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND ALL THE FUCKING TIME FROM 10:00 AM IN THE MORNING TO 5 AM IN THE MORNING THE NEXT DAY?
The fucking cars have this shitty audio-equippment installed, so they have VERY loud music in their cars.
It's great that you have music you want to listen to. BUT EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC THAT HAS SO BAD QUALITY WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING SPEAKERS.
I mean, fucks sake, the bass that emits from one of those cars is making two of my cola glasses vibrate against eachother.

Even worse, they fucking drive on the street outside our apartment, on the first gear, for about 20 seconds, just to have their engine make alot of noise, then they stop for about 2 minutes at the red light at the crossroad just 300 meters away from our apartment.

And the mopeds, dear god. There's seriously like ten of them driving around, all of them giving away the noise of either a lawn mower or someone who ate alot of beans and has a really bad gas problem.

Fun fact for you morons with your vehicles. YOUR SHITTY CARS AND SHITTY MOPEDS ARN'T PUSSYMAGNETS.

I hope they all crash and burn.

End rant.

[Guest]

I like tracksuits...

[Seranita]

fucking wettest month I have ever seen!! is there not one day that I cannot get to work without getting soaked to the bone!!! Tis pissing me off!!

Tell me about it, I work outside too so spare a thought huh? Im sick of being cold and in JULY!!

Oh trust me. I realy do empithise. This is the worst July I have ever seen!!

[Shaelyssa]

you shouldn't wear a tracksuit even if you're going to the gym tbh they're so hideous

And hey I like to whistle :( please dont shoot me

Or perhaps..slit their throats slightly, pull out the windpipe,cut it into three strips, plait it and put it back,then ask them to whistle....

rofl

[Shaelyssa]

Fun fact for you morons with your vehicles. YOUR SHITTY CARS AND SHITTY MOPEDS ARN'T PUSSYMAGNETS.

ugh yes!! I know where you're coming from Eowale cause back when I used to live in bedouin central, they'd drive around at all hours of the night in their stupid sports car like maniacs

[Feydor]

Fun fact for you morons with your vehicles. YOUR SHITTY CARS AND SHITTY MOPEDS ARN'T PUSSYMAGNETS.

ugh yes!! I know where you're coming from Eowale cause back when I used to live in bedouin central, they'd drive around at all hours of the night in their stupid sports car like maniacs

you don't say..

[Cid]

Feydor...

[Khendran]

The fucking cars have this shitty audio-equippment installed, so they have VERY loud music in their cars.
It's great that you have music you want to listen to. BUT EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC THAT HAS SO BAD QUALITY WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING SPEAKERS.
I mean, fucks sake, the bass that emits from one of those cars is making two of my cola glasses vibrate against eachother.

Even worse, they fucking drive on the street outside our apartment, on the first gear, for about 20 seconds, just to have their engine make alot of noise, then they stop for about 2 minutes at the red light at the crossroad just 300 meters away from our apartment.

And the mopeds, dear god. There's seriously like ten of them driving around, all of them giving away the noise of either a lawn mower or someone who ate alot of beans and has a really bad gas problem.

Fun fact for you morons with your vehicles. YOUR SHITTY CARS AND SHITTY MOPEDS ARN'T PUSSYMAGNETS.

Get used to the mopeds, it's more rare to see a teenager who doesn't own one, than come across a gangful of "tuned up" ones in town. These same people also like to tune up their cars a few years later with said speakers, giving birth to the saying "amispoppi".

Welcome to Finland, enjoy your stay.

Tip: countryside's lovely, they stick close to "town centers" (serious exaggeration) so living a kilometer or two outside one reduces the noise a lot already.

[Shaelyssa]

Fun fact for you morons with your vehicles. YOUR SHITTY CARS AND SHITTY MOPEDS ARN'T PUSSYMAGNETS.

ugh yes!! I know where you're coming from Eowale cause back when I used to live in bedouin central, they'd drive around at all hours of the night in their stupid sports car like maniacs

you don't say..

The indian music and the "ERHABE"(TERRORIST) were both a nice touch lol

[Muzjhath]

I feel so fat and horrid right now due to eating strawberries in far to a fatty way.

[Skarain]

Three to five hours editing a wikia page, just to have electricity cut out due of thunder. it all was lost.
...
.......
*RRRRRRRRRRRAGE!*

[Yarnaat]

Fucking useless imbeciles everywhere, GOD

I go alone vs 3 others at LH in BoG, win, cap the base, and in the meanwhile the 9 others on my team are getting farmed at our GY. In the start I was the only one that didn't stay at the mines. Like, some defense is nice and all, but what the fuck. I want to snap their necks

[Eowale]

Welcome to the world of WoW PvP. Enjoy your stay.

(I really hated when that happened.)

[Drustai]

Someone tell me how to make a protein shake that doesn't taste like ass, please.

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