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Re: League of Legends thread
Zilean.. is a FUCKING ASSHOLE! FUCKINGSUICIDEBOMBINGCUNTFCDWHFVWGHEBFEWJWFWKHKNGJBKBVFGffgehjvfhfujkfdL2Pfhgbjhfjvbbvhjcwergwergwerg38ptg4GGWP
Yes, I've had bad experience playing against Zilean.
>me as Ashe on low health in lane
>enemy Zilean places bomb on our GP
>GP runs towards our tower
>bomb explodes
>kills me and not GP
Yes, I've had bad experience playing against Zilean.
>me as Ashe on low health in lane
>enemy Zilean places bomb on our GP
>GP runs towards our tower
>bomb explodes
>kills me and not GP
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Re: League of Legends thread
Zilean is a early to mid game terror with double-bombs.
Managed to pull it off few times when the enemy mid is near his caster minions getting last hits, then quickly double bombed his caster minions with him taking full hit and dying, hilarious.
Managed to pull it off few times when the enemy mid is near his caster minions getting last hits, then quickly double bombed his caster minions with him taking full hit and dying, hilarious.
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Re: League of Legends thread
I like -playing- as Zilean. It's very amusing. Imagine this. AP Zilean with Singed as a laning partner. Place bomb on Singed, speed him up, Singed slow goo, reduce cooldowns, slow enemy down, place bomb on enemy. Singed Suicide Bomb + Sticky Bomb. Hurr.
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Re: League of Legends thread
Playing Sivir against Zilean is the best.
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Re: League of Legends thread
Also I know Shaco is permabanned in draft but god damn if I don't have one smurf only for him <3
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Re: League of Legends thread
Because then the match making system will take that into account next time the player queues and try to match him with more appropriately skilled opponents. You need a lot of reports for it to matter though.
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Re: League of Legends thread
I was asked to try Zilean yesterday. :O I was like, "What support do you prefer?" He says Taric. The only one I don't have cause I find him useless. Then he says Zilean.
I own Zilean, but I'd never played him, so I ended up with Soraka. XD Must try Zilean!
I own Zilean, but I'd never played him, so I ended up with Soraka. XD Must try Zilean!
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Re: League of Legends thread
The Real Summoners Code.
- Spoiler:
- Article I. Thou shalt ban whatever carry thy teammates have requested to play.
Article II. Me mid or feed.
Article III. <Teammate>! Thou hast not saved mine life! Verily, fuck thee, noob Soraka. Y thee no heal noob fucker?
Article IV. It is written, <enemy carry> OP.
Article V. In the tradition of our forebears, thou shalt uninstall, for it is thine fault that we now taste defeat. Indeed, thou art a carry most lacking in skille and I hate thee with all the passion I have previously reserved for mine lover. I suspected that I should have selected Tristana while I was engaged in instalocking Evelynn. In conclusion, good sir, go and fuck thyself with a rusty spoone. In defense of God and country, all report Corki feeder gg.
Article VI. Fuck thy Tryndamere, for he knowest that he couldst not survive my onslaught in man-to-man combat. Tryndamere, I challenge thee to a duel! Though it is neither conducive to my team's overall welfare, nor relevant to the mission at hand, I wish to demonstrate my poor judgement and misunderstanding of mechanics! I shall await thee at Baron!
Article VII. Me <new champion> or me feed.
Article VIII. Thine threats of Tribunal action distress me not! Those reports do nothing of substance! Thy frustration amuses me!
Article IX. Mine team has emerged victorious! Thou art therefore a sorry mess of worthless neophytes, undeserving of my respect or attention! I, and I alone can claim credit for this glorious victory, rendered all the more impressive for my having overcome such a shit-tacular offering of assistance from mine allies! Fuck thee, and fuck thee again! Thou hast been wrecked, noobfucker! Thou shouldst uninstall!
Article X. Blasphemy! <New champion> OP.
Article XI. Thou hast failed to assist me according to my expectations. I shall therefore while away the remainder of our time here by assisting our enemy's war effort. Although in any other military I would be summarily executed, thou canst not reach me, and therefore fuck thee.
Article XII. Thou shalt lock a role other than what thou hast declared, forcing thy teammates to scramble for a new consensus in under fifteen seconds. Thou shalt remain silent during their panic. Thou shalt not forget to blame the person who wouldst play the role thou hast locked. They came to thy team and they took thy job! Thou art correct to seize thine occupation back from such a mongrel.
Article XIII. Thou hast defeated me. Get a fucking life. Thou art a fucking nerd. How dost thou like it in thine mother's basement? Fuck thee.
Article XIV. gg noob team
Article XV. Thou shalt make a thread on General Discussion declaring thyself to have descended into the treacherous depths of Elo hell.
Article XVI. General Discussions giveth neither a fuck nor a shite regarding thine misery. Thou shalt go fuck thyself. Thou shalt cry a little. Thou shalt bring thy concerns to Reddit.
Article XVII. Thou hast bested me in a gentlemenly duel. 'Twas thine luck that secured my defeat, thine skill having had nothing to do with the outcome. Thou shalt come at me bro.
Article XVIII. Thou shalt build thy champion according to my instructions, for I am the foremost authority on all matters concerning or relating to Leagues and also Legends. Thou shalt not question mine orders. Thou shalt buy all the wards for our team! Thou art a knave and a scoundrel.
Article XIX. If it shall come to pass that a battle is to be waged over a critical resource or objective, thou shalt farm thy Bloodthirster at a safe distance. Fuck thine comrades! Thou shalt carry with thine stacks!
Article XX. Fuck mine jungler, for he is most assuredly responsible for our predicament. He hath neglected to gank, and now mine enemy hath outfarmed me. I perish, and the infidel becometh fed! Woe is me, that I should be fated to fight alongside such a cretin!
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Re: League of Legends thread
Hmmm. Like that code,... Had 2 spectacular losses due to feeders on my team
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Re: League of Legends thread
Hehe, I found this one. The ten types of LoL players.
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- 1. The Silent Bro:
This guy will refuse to say an entire word the entire game, whether it be ingame chat or over VoIP; however, he will do all the work possible to make sure your team wins, whether it be through hard carry or the most spectacular display of warding you have ever seen.
--- Dat Support: Takes the support role without playing, and will proceed to save your team time after time with perfectly timed ultimates. Unfortunately, Dat Support never gets the credit they deserve for winning the game because they are...well...the support. Will end up with some kind of ridiculous score like 0-0-14 and carry your carry to the win.
-- Master of all Roles: This is the guy in your ranked game who maintains radio silence throughout queue, locked in the perfect counterpick to the enemy team without the rest of your team yelling at him. He may not necessarily carry, but he will do his job... and do it well. Sightings of this rare breed usually only occur in gold level play or higher.
2. The Talkative Kid
This person normally picks the carry that they love the most after spamming that they only play X while in queue. He then then proceeds to talk unnecessarily all game by calling mia, saying gj after every kill, and showing his cockiness in all chat after every play. Might be a bit annoying, but is a good addition to every team.
-- The Master Baiter: Tries to catch or bait the enemy at every opportunity. Usually plays a troll champion with escapes or high survivability to maximize his baiting ability.
--The Mind Gamer: Announces both real and fake plays in all chat. This is the bro who gives a 5 second warning to overextended carries before he ganks them, and announces that he sees the enemy jungler every time he tries to gank.
3. RageMaster 3000:
You can hear this guy screaming through your monitor even before your first teamfight. He rages at every little mistake that you make, and verbally abuses your team every single time he dies. You saved his life with some clutch timing? KS NOOB REPORTED.
-- The Blamer: I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GANK ALL GAME. This guy is in denial that he is throwing the game. It's clearly Riot's fault that he dropped 200 Elo this week. He fails to realize the only player who has played in his last 20 losses is himself. Most commonly found between 1300 and 1400.
-- CPT H1NDS1GHT: In times of need, where was my team? This guy recognizes that your team should have done X instead of Y after you lose every teamfight. "guys stop focusing the tank". Never surrenders.
4. The Self-Congratulator
This guy thinks he is the ****. Win a teamfight? This guy is such a pro. Not doing so hot? Get carried harder by my ults, bro. He fails to see the big picture and instead only tunnel visions into his enemy.
-- God’s Gift to Gaming: Plays a burst carry. If he's 6-6-0, he's obviously doing really well, and will continue playing recklessly until he successfully throws your game. The specimen is only found in unranked and low bronze play.
-- The "Smurf" - Pretends to be a high gold/platinum player in hopes that the rest of his team will bow down to his might. Most commonly found in newbie island ranked and between levels 10-20.
5. The 12 Year Old
This guy was too poor to afford Xbox Live, so he had to buy a legendary skin and play LoL instead. Only plays 1 champ, mid or feed. Occasionally confused with The Troll.
--The Whiner: Why didn't you heal/shield/help me? It was clearly your fault I died, and not because of the (im)perfect map awareness. If this guy dies, he will blame his support for not buying wards.
--The Diver: This guy runs randomly into turrets in a weak attempt to farm kills. He usually ends up helping the other team instead of reaping his minimal reward.
6. The Casual
Plays LoL maybe once a week, runs off on his own and gets caught. Doesn’t take the game that seriously because he only plays with his buddies in 4-man premades. Of course, you're always "dat pub"
-- Da Silent Casual: Will occasionally say gg after 40 minutes in radio silence, because he was too busy laughing on TS about how bad he is. Takes his mistakes in stride, tries to get better, but still fails.
-- The Weekend Warrior: Only plays ranked in 12-hour gaming sprees, and is too tired to take the game seriously. You won't catch this guy in his first game. By the time you meet him, he will be so burned out from playing that he will forget to cs. Found at all skill levels.
7. The LoLPro Noob
This guy spends more time watching HotshotGG and Dyrus than actually playing. He knows every build for every champion, and will demand to invade every single game. It's still a mystery as to how this guy has actually made it to your Elo.
--Strategy Faillord This guy has memorized Elementz's tier list JK TIER LISTS ARE GARBAGE because Swain does a lot of damage. Rushes executioner's calling every game because it counters Soraka heals.
--The "Winrar-Can't-Think-Of-What-To-Put-Here": Pretty self explanatory.
8. The Troll
Dis gyu locka da mid wit da eve wit da revive and PR0mote n den he wuz lik "i doo dis guys" n den he FB n dc it wuznt my fualt i didnt read chat in champ select guise i thought u guise saw i caled eve mid. snot my fualt u guise lsot da gaem.
-- The Clown: AP Shaco. Refers to your teammates by their mothers.
-- The Basement Troll: Huuuurrrrr duuurrrrrrrr. Acts in a manner similar to DiffTheEnder at 5pm Australian sunrise.
9. The Leader
This guy tries to call all the shots. Even if he isn't the best player, he tries to make up for it by giving it his all, even in the worst of times. Usually intiates. He has a huge ego, but he justifies it because he is better than all of his friends. Unfortunately, he is playing with you, and not his friends.
--The Veteran QB: The two-year veteran who remembers when anivia was overpowered. He might not be the most map aware person in the game due to old age, but he sure **** knows how to play the macro game. Is a fan of split pushing and tanky dps.
-- The Tactical Computer: The Leader calls the shot but sometimes fails. The Tactical Computer knows how to win. He knows exactly when he can dive, when he can steal baron, and when to counterjungle. Unfortunately, he is actually stuck below his true Elo because his teammates aren't intelligent enough to follow up on his plays when there is an obvious opening. The 1% of LoL players in Elo hell.
10. ******* **** *****
You will find the ******* **** ***** every once in a blue moon when you're in a bad mood. Does not stop ****ing with you; he starts in champ select and continues the charade to the final "bg noobs" at the end of the game. He will probably direct you to Alt-F4/Uninstall. Somehow finds a way to annoy you even through the Ignore button.
-- ****: Just kidding, there is only one type of the ******* **** *****
So, what type are you?
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Re: League of Legends thread
Funny. I'm a mix of several. That makes it.. not so funny.
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Re: League of Legends thread
I would say I'm most likley 1 silent one under dat support. Thow I do ninjer kills once in a while
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Re: League of Legends thread
Im with Faralan on this one. Amusing though.
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Re: League of Legends thread
I just read it and found it immensely amusing,, I didn't waste time and thus ruin the humour by trying to place myself.
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Re: League of Legends thread
I am a mix of 1/2 and 7, I don't usually talk besides calling mia or saying stuff like "thanks" "gj" etc, but if the team is talkative then I talk too.
And I also watch way way too much streams (more than I actually play the game). Far too often find myself at 3 AM watching scarra's stream. Go full meta in games only to realise I am playing solo-queue and we have Cho + Anivia bot or something.
And I also watch way way too much streams (more than I actually play the game). Far too often find myself at 3 AM watching scarra's stream. Go full meta in games only to realise I am playing solo-queue and we have Cho + Anivia bot or something.
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Re: League of Legends thread
Depending on my mood/teammates/how the game goes/enemies etc etc, I can be put into quite alot of those categories.
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Re: League of Legends thread
wtf is up with Master Yi he can like kill me in 2 seconds or something
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Re: League of Legends thread
Shaelyssa wrote:wtf is up with Master Yi he can like kill me in 2 seconds or something
Play Twitch. Problem solved!
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Re: League of Legends thread
Hit Master Yi with CC of any type. Success!
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Re: League of Legends thread
I can SOMETIMES nuke Master Yi down as Nidalee ... I have no problems against him though as Janna
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Re: League of Legends thread
I play Janna support, but if I do well at the start, I get a Mejai. HAHA ENEMY TEAM, OUR SUPPORT HAS SUPERIOR SHIELD AND HEAL. And a kickass tornado.
I hate the CAN'T BE SLOWED on Yi as Twitch, but Twitch is a fast little bugger anyway and won't let him bugger off easilly.
Had a Karthus game last night that was both terrible and great. I stopped Morgana from farming and generally doing anything useful, but our bot lane Teemo... XD he was executed by dragon three times. Never appeared in team fights. Me and Zilean were having to try and 2v5 them XD cause my friends were on top lane, and they're not all that good having just started. XD They managed not to feed Nidalee and Talon, but the bot lane Caitlyn made up for it. My ulti was hitting 1k+ damage by the end. XD
I hate the CAN'T BE SLOWED on Yi as Twitch, but Twitch is a fast little bugger anyway and won't let him bugger off easilly.
Had a Karthus game last night that was both terrible and great. I stopped Morgana from farming and generally doing anything useful, but our bot lane Teemo... XD he was executed by dragon three times. Never appeared in team fights. Me and Zilean were having to try and 2v5 them XD cause my friends were on top lane, and they're not all that good having just started. XD They managed not to feed Nidalee and Talon, but the bot lane Caitlyn made up for it. My ulti was hitting 1k+ damage by the end. XD
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Re: League of Legends thread
Varus is only getting one skin? How lazy of them.
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