Re: League of Legends thread

[Seranita]

ay me and berry's here about to have a game any takers?

[Morinth]

Ermmm... SURE, GO ON

[Lavian]

I had a silly bot game today to practice ashe, for some reason the bots were ganging up and killing my team to the point they somehow pushed us to base. -_-

Nevermind, decided to finish maxing out ashe and won the game with 29/5/20. I know its a bot game and all but fucking hell, my team of human players were performing worse than intermediate bots. Fuck my life.

[Eowale]

WHAT THE FUCK. IS UP WITH JUNGLERS THESE DAYS? They don't gank. And when you die and feed the other solotop/botlane cause you get ganked by THEIR jungler, your own teams jungler/mid yell "omg feeder!".

Yeah? Do something about bot/top instead of fucking complain, you useless scrub.

[Rmuffn]

I had a silly bot game today to practice ashe, for some reason the bots were ganging up and killing my team to the point they somehow pushed us to base. -_-

Nevermind, decided to finish maxing out ashe and won the game with 29/5/20. I know its a bot game and all but fucking hell, my team of human players were performing worse than intermediate bots. Fuck my life.

Well the bots WERE given a difficulty increase and so on. Not long ago. So if you're lucky, they'll actually put up a fight. Which tbh, is more entertaining than noob bots that you pentakill like a slut.

[Ave/Sariella]

Fiora is nice, sucks this dorm internet is too shit to be able to play lol properly at certain times.

[Morinth]

I'ma buy her tonight when I get on! I'm all bruised to fuck after work today, pony had an accident. And I don't like my ponies getting injured. So I dived in and got slammed into a steel pillar and almost trampled.

On the plus side, my pony is now fine. Shaken up, but fine.

[Seranita]

awww what happend?

[Morinth]

Freak accident. He's our star pony too, beats fully grown horses at competitions with his partner. You secure your horse/pony to the front of the cart, which hooks up at either side of his hind-legs for pulling, and then again on a pole stretching in front that keeps the ponies locked together so they don't hurt themselves.

His tail caught in the back clips, which somehow managed to make it re-attach itself to Pip's harness, so as I led him away, the cart tugged his tail, slammed into the back of his legs and he just flipped. He's got cancer in his tail, so it's a delicate area. He competes without a tailband on. I had a hold of him, he charges forward in a panic, slamming me into one of the steel beams supporting the huge barn-style building we're in. Then he knocks me over, and I managed to avoid his hooves while he's lashing out, trying to escape. I managed to get to my feet and try and hold him steady while the lady who owns the place tries to unclip him again, but he panicked everytime he saw her. I eventually managed to reach around and release him myself.

I could have avoided injury by letting him go, but he'd have broken his legs. Horses and ponies who break their legs get put to sleep. :< Humans don't. So it was Pony > Me in my books. I sat for five minutes calming him, and we let him out in the field to play for a bit after. I'm good at calming animals. xD I'm stiff all over and have to put cream on all the time to numb everything. I'm all bumps and bruises up my legs and back.

[Lyniath]

Aww, *hugs mori*
I don't think I'll be playing LoL much anymore :/

[Morinth]

WHY NOT? I have much to teach you.

[Seranita]

ah ouch unfortunate but yeah thats so true i wont be on eather as im at work til late so have fun and good luck in your games!

[Lyniath]

Can you teach me preying bunny technique?
HIYAAA!!!
And imma not play so much cos LoL is one of those games I only really enjoy with friends. And I very rarely log on to find anyone online

[Eowale]

Shaken up, but fine.

Shaken, not stirred. *jamesbond.jpg*

Also. Fiora is amazing. First game with her ended 16/4/7. A real shame the rest of our team were utterly shit. I was down at bot with Jax. We had Teemo and Ashe. They were pushing us like bosses. But, they got cocky and I learned how to use Fiora's spells. Jax jumped in, stunned. Dash-dash-speedboost-HITHITHITHITHITHIT-parry-ultimatefacefuck. Double-kill.

Ezreal and Janna fed Malphite and Nautilus top. Vayne fed Katarina in the mid. I got take down one or two of them. Malphite was so damn tanky so it wasn't worth focusing him until I got my Madred's Bloodrazor and even then it took long to take him down. Kata was way too ballsy for her own good. If she tried to use her ulti 1v1 on me, I used mine and she didnt do any damage and I killed in her a few moments. Nautilus was shit, I cant believe he got fed. Malphite was decent enough, but I cant believe Ezreal and Janna lost to two tanks. Vayne was so bad. So, so, SO bad.

Fiora is simple enough. She's like Yi 2.0 except that she deals ALOT more damage. Atleast you can focus Yi when he uses his Ulti and his Alpha Strike doesnt even come close to her speed-increase. She can literally jump from 1 hit/s to 2,5 hits/s. It's insane. And against AD carries, her parry fucks you up.

[Rmuffn]

Shaken up, but fine.

Shaken, not stirred. *jamesbond.jpg*

Also. Fiora is amazing. First game with her ended 16/4/7. A real shame the rest of our team were utterly shit. I was down at bot with Jax. We had Teemo and Ashe. They were pushing us like bosses. But, they got cocky and I learned how to use Fiora's spells. Jax jumped in, stunned. Dash-dash-speedboost-HITHITHITHITHITHIT-parry-ultimatefacefuck. Double-kill.

Ezreal and Janna fed Malphite and Nautilus top. Vayne fed Katarina in the mid. I got take down one or two of them. Malphite was so damn tanky so it wasn't worth focusing him until I got my Madred's Bloodrazor and even then it took long to take him down. Kata was way too ballsy for her own good. If she tried to use her ulti 1v1 on me, I used mine and she didnt do any damage and I killed in her a few moments. Nautilus was shit, I cant believe he got fed. Malphite was decent enough, but I cant believe Ezreal and Janna lost to two tanks. Vayne was so bad. So, so, SO bad.

Fiora is simple enough. She's like Yi 2.0 except that she deals ALOT more damage. Atleast you can focus Yi when he uses his Ulti and his Alpha Strike doesnt even come close to her speed-increase. She can literally jump from 1 hit/s to 2,5 hits/s. It's insane. And against AD carries, her parry fucks you up.

OLAF SAYS NO

[Eowale]

TRUE DAMAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Rmuffn]

TRUE DAMAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Actually.... ArP king.

[Morinth]

I played Fiora too a bit last night.

Played with her in lane with a Teemo from these forums. It took me two days to realise his name wasn't Charlie, but Christian. Anyway, we did great and ruined the game for our enemy team. XD Enemy Lux asked if I thought Fiora was OP, but I have to say no. She's very situational. The first game I used her, the whole team was made up of people who countered her and we lost. That, and bottom fed. I played a 3v3 with some other friends, we lost that too. But the whole enemy team was a premade and they all had heal, so.

We played another 3v3, we all took heal and trolled the enemies. I 1v2's Garen and Veigar in the jungle while screaming OMG THEY;RE KILLING ME and my Ziggs wasted his ulti while I ran off laughing.

First time I've done 3v3 in months, and even then only a couple of times. Nearly got raped by jungle mobs when I decided FUALL I'M JUNGLING. Then I solo'd 'Onyxia'. They said I haxxed cause I had no raid group and was only level 14.

So we won after we were done cocking about. Then we played with some more of their friends. I swear to fuck, don't let six Scottish people get together and play custom. We went in 5v5 with 6 people and had 3 on each team. "EVERYONE HAS TO AP." so I go AD Lux to fuck over Veigar and we won. Next game was "EVERYONE FIGHTER." So I picked Kayle to be a bitch, but one of them picked Gangplank cause he cheated, but I melted his face anyway. But their Nunu beat us up.

All six of us were on Skype together, screaming SS or OMG MORGANA COMING TO GANK YOU. without even bothering that we all knew what each others team was doing. Most fun I've had in ages.

Oh and... I recommend this. http://giantfunny.com/ultimate_bravery.php

A different set up every time you view the page.

[Eowale]

Spanish. Fuckers. Ruining the game.

ME NO HABLO ESPAÑOL!

[Morinth]

Just lost two ranked games due to people who can't communicate. >.>

[Morinth]

Also, that Gragas skin I linked a while back, Vandal Gragas. Now available.

Still waiting on Pulsefire Ez...

[Borian]

Oh and... I recommend this. http://giantfunny.com/ultimate_bravery.php

Oh.. I've had so many fun "pre" mades with this when I played full team with friends ^^

And thanks for stop calling me Charlie ^^ ;P

[Morinth]

Oh and... I recommend this. http://giantfunny.com/ultimate_bravery.php

Oh.. I've had so many fun "pre" mades with this when I played full team with friends ^^

And thanks for stop calling me Charlie ^^ ;P

Ugh, sorry about last night. My internet just dropped and I couldn't get it back up.

Aaaaand, who's gonna give this a bash? http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/enter-i-heart-lol-photo-contest

[Seranita]

ohh that is definatly tempting.. I sadly have a limited audiance thow I wouldnt even make the 3rd rank

[Morinth]

ohh that is definatly tempting.. I sadly have a limited audiance thow I wouldnt even make the 3rd rank

You don't need an audience! They generally choose a bunch of pictures themselves, then have the gamers pic their favourite. No favouritsm.

Christian and I just won a 5v5 in under 15 minutes, nexus and all. \o/

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